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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:49 pm

graeme89 wrote:Going back again to the original post, I read somewhere ( probably the Daily Mail ) that women have a more intense sexual experience than men. .. The lucky devils


duh
our orgasm last 5-10 secs
their orgasm lasts 20-60 s
Plus they can have multiple orgasms non stop....i wish i could have that :D
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:51 pm

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satanspaladin wrote:But hecter take time to find out what a woman wants .

I see a lot of pussy in his future :wink:


i see none :D

are you challenging my future-telling powers?

Yes, and she's a lesbian so you can't win.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:53 pm

hecter wrote:
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satanspaladin wrote:But hecter take time to find out what a woman wants .

I see a lot of pussy in his future :wink:


i see none :D

are you challenging my future-telling powers?

Yes, and she's a lesbian so you can't win.


you right
lesbians have great power of prediction
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Postby ignotus on Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:56 pm

All this talk about sex made me h... ...hungry! :lol:
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:59 pm

ignotus wrote:All this talk about sex made me h... ...hungry! :lol:


phew
thank god
i though u were going to say hyper
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Postby Simonov on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:01 pm

ignotus wrote:All this talk about sex made me h... ...hungry! :lol:

qft ignotus. me too...
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:06 pm

well going down on a woman, should give the man shear satisfaction that the woman had an orgasm. :lol:
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Postby graeme89 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:10 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
graeme89 wrote:Going back again to the original post, I read somewhere ( probably the Daily Mail ) that women have a more intense sexual experience than men. .. The lucky devils


duh
our orgasm last 5-10 secs
their orgasm lasts 20-60 s
Plus they can have multiple orgasms non stop....i wish i could have that :D

?
So your a man who would have a sex change to become a lesbian ?
It might not be a bad thing
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:14 pm

graeme89 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
graeme89 wrote:Going back again to the original post, I read somewhere ( probably the Daily Mail ) that women have a more intense sexual experience than men. .. The lucky devils


duh
our orgasm last 5-10 secs
their orgasm lasts 20-60 s
Plus they can have multiple orgasms non stop....i wish i could have that :D

?
So your a man who would have a sex change to become a lesbian ?
It might not be a bad thing


no i would never change my sex
im just saying its an awesome gift of nature that girls can have multiple orgasms
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Postby riggable on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:16 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
ignotus wrote:All this talk about sex made me h... ...hungry! :lol:


phew
thank god
i though u were going to say hyper

hahah , i was reading this thread and thinking to myself 'i dont like shadysoul' but then you said this, and its hilarious, and now you are OK in my book.

oral sex? its thumbs up for me.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:19 pm

riggable wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
ignotus wrote:All this talk about sex made me h... ...hungry! :lol:


phew
thank god
i though u were going to say hyper

hahah , i was reading this thread and thinking to myself 'i dont like shadysoul' but then you said this, and its hilarious, and now you are OK in my book.

oral sex? its thumbs up for me.


im glad to hear that
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Postby ignotus on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:26 pm

riggable wrote:
oral sex? its thumbs up for me.


It's more like "get your face down" for me... :wink:
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Postby Simonov on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:31 pm

i came in possession of some explicit pics showing ignotus eating pussy - see for yourself: xxxexplicitpussyeating
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Postby satanspaladin on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:34 pm

arg all this chat on pussy and my gf gone to sleep ,i hate you all :evil:
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Postby ignotus on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:35 pm

How to get some pussy. :!:
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:35 pm

Simonov wrote:i came in possession of some explicit pics showing ignotus eating pussy - see for yourself: xxxexplicitpussyeating

all i see is apples :?
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Postby Simonov on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:37 pm

satanspaladin wrote:arg all this chat on pussy and my gf gone to sleep ,i hate you all :evil:

go with her man.... #-o
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Postby Strife on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:45 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
Simonov wrote:i came in possession of some explicit pics showing ignotus eating pussy - see for yourself: xxxexplicitpussyeating

all i see is apples :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:20 pm

Simonov wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:arg all this chat on pussy and my gf gone to sleep ,i hate you all :evil:

go with her man.... #-o

satanspaladin is a chick.

Oral sex = great
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:50 pm


Now that's sexy!
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:12 pm

Trivia Question:
What comedian (now dead) said to "lick the alphabet"? I tried it and didn't make it past j.


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Postby Beastly on Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:35 pm

what man isn't a sucker for a BJ?
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Postby Kal on Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:58 pm

Beastly wrote:what man isn't a sucker for a BJ?


Very true. Not many a man can resist.

As for the alphabet thing? I find that works because it provides seemingly random movement and not-so-repetitive stimulation. Mostly, the alphabet thing works for you people that are a n00b. If you're not impatient or/and know what you're doing, you know the alphabet thing is garbage.

Edit: Then again, all girls are different, and thus probably like different things.
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:04 pm

graeme89 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
graeme89 wrote:Going back again to the original post, I read somewhere ( probably the Daily Mail ) that women have a more intense sexual experience than men. .. The lucky devils


duh
our orgasm last 5-10 secs
their orgasm lasts 20-60 s
Plus they can have multiple orgasms non stop....i wish i could have that :D

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So your a man who would have a sex change to become a lesbian ?
It might not be a bad thing

It doesn't work that way. Getting a sex change doesn't REALLY turn you into a woman. It would pretty much mean that you're a man with a mutilated penis that resembles a vagina. So no multiple orgasms. Sorry.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:08 pm

graeme89 wrote:Going back again to the original post, I read somewhere ( probably the Daily Mail ) that women have a more intense sexual experience than men. .. The lucky devils


duh
our orgasm last 5-10 secs
their orgasm lasts 20-60 s
Plus they can have multiple orgasms non stop....i wish i could have that :D[/quote]But it also takes them longer to reach the state where they could have an orgasm

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