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Postby unriggable on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:28 pm

firth4eva wrote:
unriggable wrote:That's a medal. My real cajones are so big I've considered steroids ust to get them shrunk.


they make them smaller #-o #-o #-o


Thank you for repeating what I already said.
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Postby ignotus on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:28 pm

DangerBoy wrote:My best feature is my ability to recognize Norse's superior hunting skills & ignotus' intellect. :lol:


Thanx! :P
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:25 pm

My admirably pronounced canine teeth
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:28 pm

look at my avvy now and tell me
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:29 pm

The fact that we can't see any more of your face because it's obscured by sunglasses?
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:30 pm

ITS SUNNY THERE
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Postby Norse on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:31 pm

You don't look like a geordie cena....you look too chiseled and tanned.
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:31 pm

Norse wrote:You don't look like a geordie cena....you look too chiseled and tanned.


thats coz im not a geordie
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:32 pm

cena-rules wrote:
Norse wrote:You don't look like a geordie cena....you look too chiseled and tanned.


thats coz im not a geordie

You'd make an acceptable Geordie.
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Postby Norse on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:33 pm

cena-rules wrote:
Norse wrote:You don't look like a geordie cena....you look too chiseled and tanned.


thats coz im not a geordie


Then why in freya's sweet name do you support the tykes?
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:34 pm

hmmm...

*ponders* i suppose my teeth...they are insanely white...the whitest filler at the dentist is dull compared to my teeth...i'm rather OCD about my teeth...
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Postby jnd94 on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:35 pm

my sexual attraction. its like one of theose super magnets scientists use. Even small rodents want to blow me.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:35 pm

Norse wrote:
cena-rules wrote:
Norse wrote:You don't look like a geordie cena....you look too chiseled and tanned.


thats coz im not a geordie


Then why in freya's sweet name do you support the tykes?


hes insane...

oh and cena..i recall a certain 7-0 win we had against midlesrough two season bak... :lol:
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Postby Norse on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:36 pm

s.xkitten wrote:hmmm...

*ponders* i suppose my teeth...they are insanely white...the whitest filler at the dentist is dull compared to my teeth...i'm rather OCD about my teeth...


There's a reason why they're white, isnt there honey? :wink:
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:37 pm

shes been blowing me
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:39 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:shes been blowing me


f*ck...no...
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:39 pm

Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:hmmm...

*ponders* i suppose my teeth...they are insanely white...the whitest filler at the dentist is dull compared to my teeth...i'm rather OCD about my teeth...


There's a reason why they're white, isnt there honey? :wink:


yeah, because i brush them five times a day
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Postby Norse on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:39 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:hmmm...

*ponders* i suppose my teeth...they are insanely white...the whitest filler at the dentist is dull compared to my teeth...i'm rather OCD about my teeth...


There's a reason why they're white, isnt there honey? :wink:


yeah, because i brush them five times a day


Bingo!
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Postby jnd94 on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:41 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:hmmm...

*ponders* i suppose my teeth...they are insanely white...the whitest filler at the dentist is dull compared to my teeth...i'm rather OCD about my teeth...


There's a reason why they're white, isnt there honey? :wink:


yeah, because i brush them five times a day


Gah, I wish I had good oral hygiene. :(
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:41 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:hmmm...

*ponders* i suppose my teeth...they are insanely white...the whitest filler at the dentist is dull compared to my teeth...i'm rather OCD about my teeth...


There's a reason why they're white, isnt there honey? :wink:


yeah, because i brush them five times a day
That's kind of weird...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

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Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:42 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:shes been blowing me


f*ck...no...


why are u denying it......i hav photos lol jk
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:44 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:shes been blowing me


f*ck...no...


why are u denying it......i hav photos lol jk


i'm denying it because i still have my reputation to uphold...I won't come near you, much less give you a blow job
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:45 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:hmmm...

*ponders* i suppose my teeth...they are insanely white...the whitest filler at the dentist is dull compared to my teeth...i'm rather OCD about my teeth...


There's a reason why they're white, isnt there honey? :wink:


yeah, because i brush them five times a day
That's kind of weird...


i know...but there is a long history to it, that i don't want to get into...simply, its now my habit.
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:46 pm

jnd94 wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:hmmm...

*ponders* i suppose my teeth...they are insanely white...the whitest filler at the dentist is dull compared to my teeth...i'm rather OCD about my teeth...


There's a reason why they're white, isnt there honey? :wink:


yeah, because i brush them five times a day


Gah, I wish I had good oral hygiene. :(


its simple...brush twice a day...just before school, and just before bed
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:48 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:shes been blowing me


f*ck...no...


why are u denying it......i hav photos lol jk


i'm denying it because i still have my reputation to uphold...I won't come near you


that part is mean lol
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