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Which country would you willingly subject yourself to in 2020?

USA
1
17%
UK
1
17%
Brazil
0
No votes
Somalia
1
17%
Syria
0
No votes
Other (write in)
3
50%
 
Total votes : 6

Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby 2dimes on Mon Jul 20, 2020 11:11 am

I'm not at risk of that type of stabbing. Sax was spreading a rumour you are difficult to feel and people keep asking, "Are you in yet?"

Also, even though Red Cross Canader panicked and refused to take Mrs dimes blood after she moved back, turned out BSE does not even transmit to humans.

So we're all safe from that one.
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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jul 20, 2020 11:45 am

2dimes wrote:turned out BSE does not even transmit to humans.


I think that's the point some old UK minister was trying to prove when he made his daughter eat a burger on TV shortly after the big BSE outbreak in the 1990s.

I don't think he (or anyone else) has yet tried proving that he was STI free by porking his wife and/or daughter live on TV but hopefully Trump will hit that milestone for us sometime soon.
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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:20 am

Poll finds British people do not like to wear masks, prefer death from vicious lung disease:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53477121

(poll about 2/3 way down page)
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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Jul 21, 2020 11:39 am

mrswdk wrote:
2dimes wrote:Pfft, regarding safety, I would definitely fear being mistaken for a US citizen over catching one of the many diseases prevalent in England.


UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying; US viewed as even more unsafe, terrifying.

Which disease would you be most scared of catching if you were to visit the UK?


Gum disease

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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jul 21, 2020 3:39 pm

That's Lindsey Lohan, famous American.
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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:27 pm

mrswdk wrote:That's Lindsey Lohan, famous American.


Close, but Lindsey has great teeth...

It's Shannon Wilde, from Epsom England!
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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:36 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:That's Lindsey Lohan, famous American.


Close, but Lindsey has great teeth...

It's Shannon Wilde, from Epsom England!


Close, but Shannon has paler skin...

It's Hannah Montana, from Montana USA!
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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:59 pm

I know, I know, daily mail is a bit of a joke but...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... teeth.html

Her name really is Shannon Wilde
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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby riskllama on Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:37 am

who could love her?
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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:35 am

riskllama wrote:who could love her?


A man with no teeth at all?

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Re: UK viewed as unsafe, terrifying

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:42 am

I wonder how much Invisalign paid for that advert.
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