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Re: The manly man thread

Postby tzor on Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:18 am

HitRed wrote:A lot of people on CC seem to dislike God.

They dislike him because he keeps stealing the CC Dice to play against the universe. :twisted:
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby armati on Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:47 pm

A god wouldnt use the cc dice, they blow the major bone.
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby HitRed on Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:50 pm

Back to the main thead. This kid might not be a man yet but he built a fusion reactor in his house at age 14.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/teen-bu ... mphis-home

Highly recommend the true story book, The Nuclear Boyscout
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:34 am

HitRed wrote:Back to the main thead. This kid might not be a man yet but he built a fusion reactor in his house at age 14.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/teen-bu ... mphis-home

Highly recommend the true story book, The Nuclear Boyscout


Mom, Dad.....can you give me 10 grand so I can create a small minute black hole in the guest bedroom? Don't worry Dad, I will make sure the black hole won't grow and swallow up the house, neighborhood and Earth.
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8, probably a 9.6 on the Bern scale.

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:47 am

That is definately a solid observation by Bern. Red meant fission.
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby HitRed on Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:55 pm

https://www.foxnews.com/science/female- ... nt-society

Can we all say gender recognition issues
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby tzor on Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:29 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Mom, Dad.....can you give me 10 grand so I can create a small minute black hole in the guest bedroom? Don't worry Dad, I will make sure the black hole won't grow and swallow up the house, neighborhood and Earth.


Actually I can guarantee it. First of all you can't have a black hole below the Planck mass (about 2.2×10−8 kg or 22 micrograms) and anything somewhat above would be too busy with Hawking radiation getting smaller and smaller. The gravity of the thing wouldn't be a factor and the only mass gain would be those atoms unlucky enough to run into it (while it is loosing particles due to the radiation). That's ignoring the fact that you can't fit the equipment into your guest bedroom (your parents would be pissed if you remove the bed) and you're going get a severe beating when the power bill comes in.
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:44 pm

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Re: The manly man thread

Postby Symmetry on Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:57 pm

tzor wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Mom, Dad.....can you give me 10 grand so I can create a small minute black hole in the guest bedroom? Don't worry Dad, I will make sure the black hole won't grow and swallow up the house, neighborhood and Earth.


Actually I can guarantee it. First of all you can't have a black hole below the Planck mass (about 2.2×10−8 kg or 22 micrograms) and anything somewhat above would be too busy with Hawking radiation getting smaller and smaller. The gravity of the thing wouldn't be a factor and the only mass gain would be those atoms unlucky enough to run into it (while it is loosing particles due to the radiation). That's ignoring the fact that you can't fit the equipment into your guest bedroom (your parents would be pissed if you remove the bed) and you're going get a severe beating when the power bill comes in.


I can't tell if this is sexual innuendo or physics.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby tzor on Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:52 pm

Symmetry wrote:I can't tell if this is sexual innuendo or physics.


It's weird science. (Which by definition is both.)

P.S. You don't want to wind up with an ICBM in your guest room. It makes a mess of the ceiling and the roof.
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby HitRed on Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:36 pm

I bet the neighbors are thrilled
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby tzor on Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:01 am

Personally I would rather have a Dillon-Wagoner Graviton Polarity Generator in my guest room.
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Re: The manly man thread

Postby Symmetry on Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:40 pm

Sym's second law of sexy physics:

Any sufficiently advanced physics is indistinguishable from sexy-sounding physics.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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