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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:59 am

how much then. :roll:
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Postby b.k. barunt on Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:31 am

I'm going to sit on them til the price goes thru the roof.
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Postby unriggable on Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:01 am

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kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy :)


Well done. Well done.
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Postby lduke1990 on Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:25 pm

laptops are quite useful when trolling through this type of thread
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Postby unriggable on Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:41 pm

lduke1990 wrote:laptops are quite useful when trolling through this type of thread


Figured it out the hard way?
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Postby lduke1990 on Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:44 pm

yep, and proud of it, I learned early that the delete all option on the firefox options browser (on the desktop) is my best friend in that regard, no history, no cookies, no catching me with my pants down (not literally).
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Postby unriggable on Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:49 pm

lduke1990 wrote:yep, and proud of it, I learned early that the delete all option on the firefox options browser (on the desktop) is my best friend in that regard, no history, no cookies, no catching me with my pants down (not literally).


You masturbate...to forums?
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Postby lduke1990 on Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:53 pm

no, and in brackets/parentheses right next to that is NOT LITERALLY, u sicko
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:12 am

So you masturbate with your pants up?
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Postby lduke1990 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:45 am

the expression is supposed to mean doing something I'm not, that would be looking at things I shouldn't I do not once and for all Masturbate to Forums
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Postby s.xkitten on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:56 am

sure you don't...

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Postby lduke1990 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:01 am

sorry love, text doesn't do it for me
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:24 am

Methinks the maiden doth protest to much. :lol:
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Postby Aries on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:27 am

Hey guys :)
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Postby lduke1990 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:59 pm

BK, I'm a guy, though your gender confusion explains a lot.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:11 am

lduke1990 wrote:BK, I'm a guy, though your gender confusion explains a lot.
It's an old familiar quote, and "methinks the dude doth protest too much" just doesn't sound right. Didn't mean anything personal by it. Relax.
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Postby lduke1990 on Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:16 am

I am relaxed, but my reputation means a lot to me, I would rather that you didn't drag it through the mud, I know the expression, I know what you mean, it just seemed funny.
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Postby sheepofdumb on Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:18 am

lduke1990 wrote:I am relaxed, but my reputation means a lot to me, I would rather that you didn't drag it through the mud, I know the expression, I know what you mean, it just seemed funny.


Even though I feel dirty for posting in here I had to respond.

I dragged my own rep through the mud. Feel free to do the same. You'll come out on the other end feeling better knowing that whatever crap thrown at you will blend in.
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Postby lduke1990 on Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:20 am

I deal with things differently, I don't want bullshit like that to blend in, I want it off.
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:21 am

sheepofdumb wrote:
lduke1990 wrote:I am relaxed, but my reputation means a lot to me, I would rather that you didn't drag it through the mud, I know the expression, I know what you mean, it just seemed funny.


Even though I feel dirty for posting in here I had to respond.

I dragged my own rep through the mud. Feel free to do the same. Ypu'll come out on the other end feeling better knowing that whatever crap thrown at you will blend in.


Finally, someone who uses the same method as me. :)
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Postby lduke1990 on Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:23 am

now I understand your actions.
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:25 am

whos ?
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Postby lduke1990 on Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:40 am

yours
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:00 am

Sheepofdumb, you may have dragged your rep, but you still have the coolest name on the site. My brother in law (magruder) saw it the other day and wouldn't stop laughing.
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Postby Kayla on Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:03 am

Huckleberryhound wrote:Any kind with my woman is good for me :)

*that's as much details as i will ever give, in respect to her*




awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww your so sweeeeeeeeet
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