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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby betiko on Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:39 am

well that's fantastic then! I love doing social work and help others; if today I managed to make a sour old man who doesn't get much visit from his kids and grandsons laugh and giggle, it makes my day!

And since my sex life interests you so much, yes; i ocasionally fap watching porn on the interwebz; i must admit, you got me! I'm probably part of the 1% of the dirty pervs who watch porn online. That's probably way worse than paying for hookers and brag about it right?

but no... i don't keep a box of tissues next to the computer, sorry.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby BoganGod on Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:24 pm

Hotel face washers are sooooo sooooooo much better than tissues
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:10 pm

BoganGod wrote:Hotel face washers are sooooo sooooooo much better than tissues

Having a mouth with red lipstick is sooooooo much better.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Symmetry on Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:32 pm

betiko wrote:well that's fantastic then! I love doing social work and help others; if today I managed to make a sour old man who doesn't get much visit from his kids and grandsons laugh and giggle, it makes my day!

And since my sex life interests you so much, yes; i ocasionally fap watching porn on the interwebz; i must admit, you got me! I'm probably part of the 1% of the dirty pervs who watch porn online. That's probably way worse than paying for hookers and brag about it right?

but no... i don't keep a box of tissues next to the computer, sorry.


It's a pretty good sign of a healthy sexual life, and a sign of a healthy sexual relationship if you can be open about it. I have no idea why BS is giving you BS about masturbation.

A kind of vicarious titillation, perhaps?
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:09 am

Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:well that's fantastic then! I love doing social work and help others; if today I managed to make a sour old man who doesn't get much visit from his kids and grandsons laugh and giggle, it makes my day!

And since my sex life interests you so much, yes; i ocasionally fap watching porn on the interwebz; i must admit, you got me! I'm probably part of the 1% of the dirty pervs who watch porn online. That's probably way worse than paying for hookers and brag about it right?

but no... i don't keep a box of tissues next to the computer, sorry.


It's a pretty good sign of a healthy sexual life, and a sign of a healthy sexual relationship if you can be open about it. I have no idea why BS is giving you BS about masturbation.

A kind of vicarious titillation, perhaps?

Symm, you get excited reading posts about guys jerking off in front of their computers and not bothering cleaning up their bodily fluids?
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby BoganGod on Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:24 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:well that's fantastic then! I love doing social work and help others; if today I managed to make a sour old man who doesn't get much visit from his kids and grandsons laugh and giggle, it makes my day!

And since my sex life interests you so much, yes; i ocasionally fap watching porn on the interwebz; i must admit, you got me! I'm probably part of the 1% of the dirty pervs who watch porn online. That's probably way worse than paying for hookers and brag about it right?

but no... i don't keep a box of tissues next to the computer, sorry.


It's a pretty good sign of a healthy sexual life, and a sign of a healthy sexual relationship if you can be open about it. I have no idea why BS is giving you BS about masturbation.

A kind of vicarious titillation, perhaps?

Symm, you get excited reading about guy's posts jerking off in front of their computers and not bothering cleaning up their bodily fluids?

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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Symmetry on Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:32 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:well that's fantastic then! I love doing social work and help others; if today I managed to make a sour old man who doesn't get much visit from his kids and grandsons laugh and giggle, it makes my day!

And since my sex life interests you so much, yes; i ocasionally fap watching porn on the interwebz; i must admit, you got me! I'm probably part of the 1% of the dirty pervs who watch porn online. That's probably way worse than paying for hookers and brag about it right?

but no... i don't keep a box of tissues next to the computer, sorry.


It's a pretty good sign of a healthy sexual life, and a sign of a healthy sexual relationship if you can be open about it. I have no idea why BS is giving you BS about masturbation.

A kind of vicarious titillation, perhaps?

Symm, you get excited reading posts about guys jerking off in front of their computers and not bothering cleaning up their bodily fluids?


Not my thing, mate. But you do seem to cementing the vicarious titillation idea with this. Do you always imagine other posters in that kind of graphic detail?
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:16 am

Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:well that's fantastic then! I love doing social work and help others; if today I managed to make a sour old man who doesn't get much visit from his kids and grandsons laugh and giggle, it makes my day!

And since my sex life interests you so much, yes; i ocasionally fap watching porn on the interwebz; i must admit, you got me! I'm probably part of the 1% of the dirty pervs who watch porn online. That's probably way worse than paying for hookers and brag about it right?

but no... i don't keep a box of tissues next to the computer, sorry.


It's a pretty good sign of a healthy sexual life, and a sign of a healthy sexual relationship if you can be open about it. I have no idea why BS is giving you BS about masturbation.

A kind of vicarious titillation, perhaps?

Symm, you get excited reading posts about guys jerking off in front of their computers and not bothering cleaning up their bodily fluids?


Not my thing, mate. But you do seem to cementing the vicarious titillation idea with this. Do you always imagine other posters in that kind of graphic detail?


Please refrain from calling me, one of your sick like minded Internet buddies. The idea that you and I have similar tastes sexually makes me want to throw up all over this thread.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby betiko on Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:27 am

your ol'Doris spread wide open would make anyone here throw up!
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby BoganGod on Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:20 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:well that's fantastic then! I love doing social work and help others; if today I managed to make a sour old man who doesn't get much visit from his kids and grandsons laugh and giggle, it makes my day!

And since my sex life interests you so much, yes; i ocasionally fap watching porn on the interwebz; i must admit, you got me! I'm probably part of the 1% of the dirty pervs who watch porn online. That's probably way worse than paying for hookers and brag about it right?

but no... i don't keep a box of tissues next to the computer, sorry.


It's a pretty good sign of a healthy sexual life, and a sign of a healthy sexual relationship if you can be open about it. I have no idea why BS is giving you BS about masturbation.

A kind of vicarious titillation, perhaps?

Symm, you get excited reading posts about guys jerking off in front of their computers and not bothering cleaning up their bodily fluids?


Not my thing, mate. But you do seem to cementing the vicarious titillation idea with this. Do you always imagine other posters in that kind of graphic detail?


Please refrain from calling me, one of your sick like minded Internet buddies. The idea that you and I have similar tastes sexually makes me want to throw up all over this thread.

You putting taste, yourself and sexually in the same sentence is so delusion you share a head space with trump.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Oct 06, 2016 1:19 pm

BoganGod wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:well that's fantastic then! I love doing social work and help others; if today I managed to make a sour old man who doesn't get much visit from his kids and grandsons laugh and giggle, it makes my day!

And since my sex life interests you so much, yes; i ocasionally fap watching porn on the interwebz; i must admit, you got me! I'm probably part of the 1% of the dirty pervs who watch porn online. That's probably way worse than paying for hookers and brag about it right?

but no... i don't keep a box of tissues next to the computer, sorry.


It's a pretty good sign of a healthy sexual life, and a sign of a healthy sexual relationship if you can be open about it. I have no idea why BS is giving you BS about masturbation.

A kind of vicarious titillation, perhaps?

Symm, you get excited reading posts about guys jerking off in front of their computers and not bothering cleaning up their bodily fluids?


Not my thing, mate. But you do seem to cementing the vicarious titillation idea with this. Do you always imagine other posters in that kind of graphic detail?


Please refrain from calling me, one of your sick like minded Internet buddies. The idea that you and I have similar tastes sexually makes me want to throw up all over this thread.

You putting taste, yourself and sexually in the same sentence is so delusion you share a head space with trump.

Ok, you grammar nazi. It's delusional you fooking moron. But, I do love your Burger King Crown. Maybe a little big for that pin head, you call a head. Are your hands small too? You know what they say, small hands, tight pussy.

Now go away and find some flies, so you can get your jollies pulling their wings off.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby betiko on Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:52 pm

bernie is so used to making grammar and spelling mistakes that he doesn't even get a joke.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:16 pm

BoganGod wrote:Hotel face washers are sooooo sooooooo much better than tissues


How much do you charge?
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby BoganGod on Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:04 pm

notyou2 wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Hotel face washers are sooooo sooooooo much better than tissues


How much do you charge?

Nothing for the service. $10 per face washer, 8 face washers to a 5ounce lotion. $10 for vomit bags and disposal if there is any audio of Bernie in the background.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby BoganGod on Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:19 pm

Symmetry wrote:Ok, you grammar nazi. It's delusional you fooking moron. But, I do love your Burger King Crown. Maybe a little big for that pin head, you call a head Looks like you also call it a head...... Are your hands small too? You know what they say, small hands, tight pussy.

Now go away and find some flies, so you can get your jollies pulling their wings off.


Thank you for the insight into your trainee serial killer animal torture habits, guess socialism is your first language. Will dismiss the nazi comment against someone who is on record about having jewish heritage, just plain sad, such a lazy attempt at being hurtful. Are you trying to display racist or paedophile tendencies or both. The whole small hands - small vagina or penis. Generally levelled against asians, or used as a "justification" by adults that abuse children. Disturbing either way. Hypocrite sickos like yourself resort to name calling so early in the conversation, is almost like you have legitimate argument to make. Surely that is not the case.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Oct 07, 2016 6:12 am

Boganboy, are you claiming you are an Asian youth with a...is it a small penis or tight pussy?

I'll buy you a premium here at CC, if you let me take a crack at that cherry you so cherish.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby betiko on Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:18 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:Boganboy, are you claiming you are an Asian youth with a...is it a small penis or tight pussy?

I'll buy you a premium here at CC, if you let me take a crack at that cherry you so cherish.


what will ye old Doris say?
I'm about to report you to the old Doris. You said you f*ck hairy hookers in amsterdam and you have a go at all the asian transexuals this site offers.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:48 am

betiko wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Boganboy, are you claiming you are an Asian youth with a...is it a small penis or tight pussy?

I'll buy you a premium here at CC, if you let me take a crack at that cherry you so cherish.


what will ye old Doris say?
I'm about to report you to the old Doris. You said you f*ck hairy hookers in amsterdam and you have a go at all the asian transexuals this site offers.

True, there's plenty of transsexuals around this site. But, you are my favorite transsexuals betiko!
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby betiko on Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:03 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:
betiko wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Boganboy, are you claiming you are an Asian youth with a...is it a small penis or tight pussy?

I'll buy you a premium here at CC, if you let me take a crack at that cherry you so cherish.


what will ye old Doris say?
I'm about to report you to the old Doris. You said you f*ck hairy hookers in amsterdam and you have a go at all the asian transexuals this site offers.

True, there's plenty of transsexuals around this site. But, you are my favorite transsexuals betiko!


I will celebrate then!
i don't do grandpas though
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby BoganGod on Fri Oct 07, 2016 12:27 pm

betiko wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Boganboy, are you claiming you are an Asian youth with a...is it a small penis or tight pussy?

I'll buy you a premium here at CC, if you let me take a crack at that cherry you so cherish.


what will ye old Doris say?
I'm about to report you to the old Doris. You said you f*ck hairy hookers in amsterdam and you have a go at all the asian transexuals this site offers.

True, there's plenty of transsexuals around this site. But, you are my favorite transsexuals betiko!


I will celebrate then!
i don't do grandpas though

Not even german grandpa pas, that have been dining on crunchy peanut butter, creamed corn, and kdiney beans to give you the best brown typhoon experience EVER.
Betsy, Doris the debauched and doddery dowager aunt of the useless forum is incapable of following a thread, let alone a detailed conversation. I mentioned that I was part jewish, dottery doris then asks whether I'm asian........ How many chinese or thai jews are there? The old girl is a hoot. Away with the fairies. Dealing from the bottom of the deck. A sad example of how most neo liberal socialists are from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:46 pm

BoganGod wrote:
betiko wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Boganboy, are you claiming you are an Asian youth with a...is it a small penis or tight pussy?

I'll buy you a premium here at CC, if you let me take a crack at that cherry you so cherish.


what will ye old Doris say?
I'm about to report you to the old Doris. You said you f*ck hairy hookers in amsterdam and you have a go at all the asian transexuals this site offers.

True, there's plenty of transsexuals around this site. But, you are my favorite transsexuals betiko!


I will celebrate then!
i don't do grandpas though

Not even german grandpa pas, that have been dining on crunchy peanut butter, creamed corn, and kdiney beans to give you the best brown typhoon experience EVER.
Betsy, Doris the debauched and doddery dowager aunt of the useless forum is incapable of following a thread, let alone a detailed conversation. I mentioned that I was part jewish, dottery doris then asks whether I'm asian........ How many chinese or thai jews are there? The old girl is a hoot. Away with the fairies. Dealing from the bottom of the deck. A sad example of how most neo liberal socialists are from the shallow end of the gene pool.



Are you drunk? Or, are you just upset? Was it the comment about your small, soft and pretty hands?

Calm down Boganboy, calm down. You need to think before you post, otherwise it'll look like the nonsense you post above and elsewhere.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:50 am

doris wrote:Blah, blah, blah, patronising racist shite, blah, I say BOY, BOY, blah

Sell outs are going to bitch. When I want your opinion I'll tell you it.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:18 am

BoganGod wrote:
doris wrote:Blah, blah, blah, patronising racist shite, blah, I say BOY, BOY, blah

Sell outs are going to bitch. When I want your opinion I'll tell you it.

You are so butt hurt that you miss quote me.
Ha-ha-ha, calm down and think before you post, my little half breed child.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby BoganGod on Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:58 pm

Symmetry wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
doris wrote:Blah, blah, blah, patronising racist shite, blah, I say BOY, BOY, blah

Sell outs are going to bitch. When I want your opinion I'll tell you it.

You are so butt hurt that you miss quote me.
Ha-ha-ha, calm down and think before you post, my little half breed child.

Typical democrat race baiting non binary gender queer. Next up you'll be offering me welfare to vote for HillyLiar. Sell out sook. Be gone to felch Al Gore.
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Re: Wow, I May Be Bisexual...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:00 pm

BoganGod wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
doris wrote:Blah, blah, blah, patronising racist shite, blah, I say BOY, BOY, blah

Sell outs are going to bitch. When I want your opinion I'll tell you it.

You are so butt hurt that you miss quote me.
Ha-ha-ha, calm down and think before you post, my little half breed child.

Typical democrat race baiting non binary gender queer. Next up you'll be offering me welfare to vote for HillyLiar. Sell out sook. Be gone to felch Al Gore.

Go home Bogan, you're drunk. Again. And so is Bernie.

In fact, why don't you go home with Bernie? I'm sure he won't mind.
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