saxitoxin must be destroyed

[Funkyterrance]

He's too consistent to be multiple people, although I did propose that theory a couple years back. I said he was a few 20 year olds living together at uni.

He's way too funny to be even the group effort of multiple twenty-year olds. You may be onto something, though, regarding his total age in years...

Not sure if you're kidding or not. I don't think I've ever seen him post something genuinely funny.

Wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaat???!!

He's the only person on here whose posts actually crack me up if I'm in public looking at my phone. That's why it's so damaging when he takes his love away and he knows it.

[Dukasaur]

He's too consistent to be multiple people, although I did propose that theory a couple years back. I said he was a few 20 year olds living together at uni.

He's way too funny to be even the group effort of multiple twenty-year olds. You may be onto something, though, regarding his total age in years...

Not sure if you're kidding or not. I don't think I've ever seen him post something genuinely funny.

Wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaat???!!

He's the only person on here whose posts actually crack me up if I'm in public looking at my phone. That's why it's so damaging when he takes his love away and he knows it.

Point to an example.

[Funkyterrance]

I don't have time right now; maybe later?

[riskllama]

He's too consistent to be multiple people, although I did propose that theory a couple years back. I said he was a few 20 year olds living together at uni.

He's way too funny to be even the group effort of multiple twenty-year olds. You may be onto something, though, regarding his total age in years...

Not sure if you're kidding or not. I don't think I've ever seen him post something genuinely funny.

Wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaat???!!

He's the only person on here whose posts actually crack me up if I'm in public looking at my phone. That's why it's so damaging when he takes his love away and he knows it.

Point to an example.

Alrite, I will. that thread of his where he likened countries to stores in a mall was pretty good. I forget what it was called, tho. his anti Semitism is kind of a turn off for me, but by no means a deal breaker, however.

[notyou2]

Duk, shed your animosity and look at his posts from a neutral point of view. The man is hilarious.

[Funkyterrance]

...his anti Semitism is kind of a turn off for me...

I chalk this off to crotchets.

[Dukasaur]

Duk, shed your animosity and look at his posts from a neutral point of view. The man is hilarious.

Oh, don't worry. I'm quite close to neutral with regards to saxi, and able to be objective. The fact that he's an enemy on foreign policy I balance against the fact that he's spot-on with domestic policy, so I give him almost neutral status after all is said and done. I'm being quite objective and perfectly honest here. I'm aware that he starts various threads with a humorous intent, but none of them has ever actually made me laugh, and I'm wondering if I've missed something. Can you provide a link to some post of his that has actually caused you to belly-laugh, rather than just snicker?

I know that a handful of people over the years have made me genuinely laugh. Most of them aren't here any more, TA1LGUNN3R, natty_dread, HapSmo. Saxi doesn't make the list. I know he does some threads that try to be funny, but they all fall short. Sort of like 80% of Saturday Night Live skits. Just trying real hard and not actually producing a laugh.

[Funkyterrance]

Duk, shed your animosity and look at his posts from a neutral point of view. The man is hilarious.

Oh, don't worry. I'm quite close to neutral with regards to saxi, and able to be objective. The fact that he's an enemy on foreign policy I balance against the fact that he's spot-on with domestic policy, so I give him almost neutral status after all is said and done. I'm being quite objective and perfectly honest here. I'm aware that he starts various threads with a humorous intent, but none of them has ever actually made me laugh, and I'm wondering if I've missed something. Can you provide a link to some post of his that has actually caused you to belly-laugh, rather than just snicker?

I know that a handful of people over the years have made me genuinely laugh. Most of them aren't here any more, TA1LGUNN3R, natty_dread, HapSmo. Saxi doesn't make the list. I know he does some threads that try to be funny, but they all fall short. Sort of like 80% of Saturday Night Live skits. Just trying real hard and not actually producing a laugh.

One time I was reading the Saxi post where he photoshopped a cow rearing up. I laughed so hard I fell out of the seat and I couldn't hold the laughter in that I had to go to the bathroom but I was giggling the whole way so I seemed like a maniacal simpleton.

Much better than pr0n.

Source:http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=195719&p=4281928

Here's the thread that made me lol:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=180708&p=3946720

Wow, I'm actually way funnier than saxi in that thread, reading back. Thanks for that.

[Funkyterrance]

Well, slightly funnier... Good find! I must have been drunk because I don't even remember it.

[riskllama]

22) won't tell me about Poland.

[thegreekdog]

You guys should read some of his game chat. He's funny. The best poster I've ever read anywhere.

[waauw]

23. He's a usurper to the crown, born of incest.

[riskllama]

You guys should read some of his game chat. He's funny. The best poster I've ever read anywhere.

yeah but, russia/poland trumps that. i'm sorry...

[AndyDufresne]

You guys should read some of his game chat. He's funny. The best poster I've ever read anywhere.

True, though I find his actual earnest fanaticism against Israel to be the most enjoyable. It drives him mad for real.




--Andy

[thegreekdog]

I guess think about why the United States support Israel and that gives you the answer to why Saxitoxin is so anti-Israel.

[riskllama]

I guess think about why the United States support Israel and that gives you the answer to why Saxitoxin is so anti-Israel.

he has certainly made me re think my position on israel. although i don't want to see the entire country erased, maybe just the current govt.

[muy_thaiguy]

23. He's a usurper to the crown, born of incest.

Just because his father, uncle, and brother are all the same person is no reason to get all snooty.

[2dimes]

Just because his father, uncle, and brother are all the same person is no reason to get all snooty.

You're suggesting he is a Siamese fraternal twin?

[PLAYER57832]

verily, let us list his transgressions :

1) industrial scale anti-semite
2) gross abuser of the phrase "suck it"
3) frivolous C&A report filer

I disagree with saxi on many things, but this whole thread is nothing but a threat and that goes well beyond what is OK.

If saxi violates policies, report him or ignore him. In this case, you are the one stepping out of bounds. And yes,.. I have reported you.

[AndyDufresne]

I guess think about why the United States support Israel and that gives you the answer to why Saxitoxin is so anti-Israel.

Don't get me wrong, I understand it. Its Saxi fanaticism that is most amusing. Fanaticism at any core, is ridiculous.


--Andy

[jgordon1111]

I guess think about why the United States support Israel and that gives you the answer to why Saxitoxin is so anti-Israel.

Don't get me wrong, I understand it. Its Saxi fanaticism that is most amusing. Fanaticism at any core, is ridiculous.


--Andy

Spoken like a true neutral Andy, well said

[Bernie Sanders]

Destroy Saxi? Just need a straw and spit laden paper

[riskllama]

verily, let us list his transgressions :

1) industrial scale anti-semite
2) gross abuser of the phrase "suck it"
3) frivolous C&A report filer

I disagree with saxi on many things, but this whole thread is nothing but a threat and that goes well beyond what is OK.

If saxi violates policies, report him or ignore him. In this case, you are the one stepping out of bounds. And yes,.. I have reported you.

you're joking, right?