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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:41 pm

notyou2 wrote:Aslan, just so you know, there is no such thing as a holy penis. Mary was a virgin.


I saw holy penises all my childhood in india. there are penises everywhere over there.

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:52 pm

betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Aslan, just so you know, there is no such thing as a holy penis. Mary was a virgin.


I saw holy penises all my childhood in india. there are penises everywhere over there.

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I was assuming Aslan is a Christian.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:58 am

notyou2 wrote:I was assuming Aslan is a Christian.


with a holy penis

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:12 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:35 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:00 pm

betiko wrote:Image


lol, if this is not made with photoshop
lets say this picture is real
its amazing good
oh my god, what a picture
no 1 of the year 2014
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:48 pm

i'm pretty sure it's real, it has been taken from severan anglesand different photographs!

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:38 pm

do you think this is made in purpose
or is it just coincidence ?
just look at netanyahu´s face expression, was this rehearst ?
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:05 pm

I don t really see how and why the israelis could orchestrate on purpose such thing. Funny if it genuinely happened, but extremely offensive if done on purpose.
Maybe there is a retroprojector and he s pointing something on a powerpoint slide or something to explain the shadow?
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:23 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:35 pm

oh well
lets get back to the topic
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:24 pm

you are dirty minded

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:14 pm

maybe u like that more

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:14 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:24 am

AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Shai-Halud.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:42 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Shai-Halud.


shai-halud is a sandworm,
the other name would be shaitan
which is also arabic and means devil
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby demonfork on Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:48 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:07 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Shai-Halud.


shai-halud is a sandworm,
the other name would be shaitan
which is also arabic and means devil

Are you saying you don't see the obvious comparison?

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Shai-Halud.

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:17 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:19 pm

demonfork wrote:Image


Lol it did take me a few seconds!
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:11 am

betiko wrote:
Lol it did take me a few seconds!

Yeah, that's what your wife said.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:32 pm

demonfork, your picture above was a killer
after looking at it
i honestly believed its real, i was already afraid that this thread will be closed by some mods
and i will get a warning, i was shocked
but than i read " relax"
i had a close look, and was laughing my ass off
great pic post of yours
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:39 pm

For the commemeration of the worlds woman day
a pic for u girls


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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby jltile1 on Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:32 pm

Great thread you guys have invested much time long live this thread.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:48 pm

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