by Dancing Mustard on Fri May 11, 2007 3:30 pm
Don't you worry Guis. I got your back this time hommie.
Yo Dj, spin that shit!
I step up in this bitch here to rap and diss,
Ranck3 sucks and should drink my piss,
That lil Sam Levi is a penis too,
When I get up on top I'ma drown him in poo,
I like Jenos Ridan, he's quite a cool dude,
But about hip-hop he was just very rude,
I hope he checks his style in the future,
If he don't I'll make him bone Ann Coulter,
Yeah that'll be nasty, he don't want that,
Pass me my uzi, it go blat blat blat,
<Insert obligatory G-Unit sfx here>
It's in my contract to boast about clubs,
I'm going to one tonight with all my thugs,
There'll be lots of bitches and loads of ho's,
I guess they won't be wearing many clothes,
I'll buy them drinks and slap their booty,
The whiskey is strong and the shnaps is fruity,
Drive them back to my crib in a bouncing car,
Break all the speed limits and burn up the tar,
My grill is platinum and my twenty rims spinning,
Making the dollars from these battles I'm winning,
I'm a brutal champion, rugged and rough,
Did a thousand cop murders, cos I'm well tough,
Used to subsist of a life of petty crimes,
Then I got pimping ho's and now it's good times,
Don't you all mess with my man Guiscard,
He's got a million gats and he's well hard,
His beats so heavy they'll crush your skulls,
You be trampled like by Pamplona Bulls,
He's repping hip-hop to the best of his ability,
Not his fault he can't pay the gas utility,
I've wrecked all you fools like three times today,
Cross me one more time and I'll make you pay!
Dj, bring it back, let these fools know!
<Crazy gangsta sfx here, perhaps an old MJ sample or something>
Weep suckas! Weep!
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.