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Postby hecter on Thu May 03, 2007 9:44 pm

freezie wrote:What do you have against blue??????

Blue has herpes.
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Postby hecter on Thu May 03, 2007 9:45 pm

wiggybowler wrote:Whats a bigger annoyance wicked and lack erasing your posts or Mille?

Mille.
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Postby wiggybowler on Thu May 03, 2007 9:45 pm

Good answer
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Postby willis on Thu May 03, 2007 9:48 pm

jnd94 wrote:*horses come running in* NOBODY STOPS US!!!! NOT EVEN OUR KING!!!!!!*willis chops off hecters head while I slwly saw off Vincents fingers*


Why the f*ck am I involved in this?
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 04, 2007 6:42 am

bump

Do you like green apples or red apples ?
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Postby Iliad on Fri May 04, 2007 7:05 am

How old?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri May 04, 2007 7:23 am

Would you rather be locked in a phone booth with an oversized, yet modestly mannered, beetle, or a minituarised elephant, similarly modestly mannered. I guess they're both about human size really....you get the idea. Locked in with a big beetle, locked in with a small elephant. Which one's it going to be?

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Roofing contractor discovered..........albeit............
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 04, 2007 8:49 am

What is the best thing about Canada ?
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 04, 2007 8:56 am

Why does cynthia eat so much chocolate and not gain an once of weight?
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri May 04, 2007 9:57 am

have u ever had a faliure in bed-lol
who do you consider the most sexy woman in the world
how did u find cc
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 04, 2007 2:17 pm

Is there a part in the human brain where when you shoot it, it blows up?
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:20 pm

Vincent M wrote:bump

Do you like green apples or red apples ?

Purple apples.
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:21 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Would you rather be locked in a phone booth with an oversized, yet modestly mannered, beetle, or a minituarised elephant, similarly modestly mannered. I guess they're both about human size really....you get the idea. Locked in with a big beetle, locked in with a small elephant. Which one's it going to be?

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Roofing contractor discovered..........albeit............

Elephant.

Roofing contractor discovered cure for cancer, albeit it involves tarring the persons mouth shut, and we have had nobody survive it yet.
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:22 pm

Vincent M wrote:What is the best thing about Canada ?

You can have herpes and nobody cares.
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:22 pm

Vincent M wrote:Why does cynthia eat so much chocolate and not gain an once of weight?

I keep her in shape ;)
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:23 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:have u ever had a faliure in bed-lol
who do you consider the most sexy woman in the world
how did u find cc

No.
Cynthia.
An elf told me (I sense Deja Vu…)
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:24 pm

Vincent M wrote:Is there a part in the human brain where when you shoot it, it blows up?

Yes. But it is so hard to find, you could shoot hundreds of people and never hit it!
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Postby Syzygy on Fri May 04, 2007 2:25 pm

hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:Is there a part in the human brain where when you shoot it, it blows up?

Yes. But it is so hard to find, you could shoot hundreds of people and never hit it!


Would you advise practising?
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:27 pm

Syzygy wrote:
hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:Is there a part in the human brain where when you shoot it, it blows up?

Yes. But it is so hard to find, you could shoot hundreds of people and never hit it!


Would you advise practising?

Only on stupid people.
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 04, 2007 2:28 pm

If you were stuck on an island what tool would you bring? (please of the love of Christ DON'T say Cynthia) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:30 pm

Vincent M wrote:If you were stuck on an island what tool would you bring? (please of the love of Christ DON'T say Cynthia) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And airport with all the fixins.
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 04, 2007 2:31 pm

Finish this sentence

"f*ck, my car wont start because my __________ is stuck in it"
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 04, 2007 2:33 pm

If you had to have sex with one of these 2 people who would it be ?

1.Image

2.Image

just say 1 or 2 :lol:
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Postby Syzygy on Fri May 04, 2007 2:37 pm

WAIT, there's a 3rd option. :lol:

3. Image
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Postby hecter on Fri May 04, 2007 2:41 pm

Vincent M wrote:Finish this sentence

"f*ck, my car wont start because my __________ is stuck in it"

Fish.

In terms of the sex thing, all 3… At the same time.
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