Christmas Gifts for CC Players

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:35 pm

pimpdave wrote:whitestazn88- a subscription to a bodybuilding magazine
squishyg- A big book that summarizes like, 250 classics so she can sound well read at dinner parties
john9blue- fireman's calendar 2013
Army of GOD- a ping pong table, huge sleeve of red solo cups, a plastic pitcher, a few ping pong balls and a keg
Woodruff- a mirror, so that he may investigate it!
THORNHEART- renewal of subscription to Juggs and Ammo
jonesthecurl- a set at Caroline's
DirtyDishSoap- gift card at favorite tattoo parlor
clapper011- those poofy white wings girls wear sometimes on halloween
InkL0sed- an upgrade from mapquest
Phatscotty- guest appearance on a radio talk show-- but a liberal one where they shut him down!
Night Strike- all expenses paid vacation at Jurassic Park. Bon Voyage!
Metsfanmax- tickets to see the Mets in the 1969 World Series, but when he gets there, HE GETS BANNED FOR THREE MONTHS
nagerous- fanfiction script of Elliot Smith biography movie
rdsrds2120- tickets to something he really wants to see or do, but when he gets there, HE GETS BANNED FOR THREE MONTHS
jimboston- tickets to the ballet but he actually goes, then a chance to work with a real home decorator, where he'll get to pick out the new drapes!
Symmetry- a jar of vaseline and a slideshow of his favorite posts he's made.
Neoteny- tickets to see Muse when they pass through his town

Perfect gift for me - (I'm working on it)
For Symmetry - I think you' ve failed to appreciate that uncircumcised people don't need lubricants...

by **marpesia** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:48 am

2dimes wrote:Of you or her?

jealous of me of course, I get Gillipig!!!!

by **2dimes** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:06 am

marpesia wrote:
2dimes wrote:Of you or her?

jealous of me of course, I get Gillipig!!!!

Nope. ~offers a fresh pocket full of Hawthornes~

by **Baron Von PWN** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:13 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Neoteny - bag of my semen

Neoteny, it's not that bad of a present. He gave me one of these last year. I was expecting "bag of semen" to be something utilitarian, like a plastic Zip-Lock bag, but it was actually in one of these fancy contraptions:

You just need to have it dry-cleaned and then you can re-gift the bag. I gave it to Baron Von PWN, and he loved it.

Hey it's very practical. While also having a wonderfully cheerful design.

by **2dimes** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:16 am

Also it goes great with several of your outfits.

by **Baron Von PWN** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:17 am

2dimes wrote:Also it goes great with several of your outfits.

of course. accessorizing is very important.

by **2dimes** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:23 am

I wanted to get you a Lada but they no longer trade for a pair of Levi's. sorry.

Merry Christmas.

Are you done Asian travels now that you're committing matrimony?

by **Baron Von PWN** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:42 am

2dimes wrote:I wanted to get you a Lada but they no longer trade for a pair of Levi's. sorry.

Merry Christmas.

Are you done Asian travels now that you're committing matrimony?

No I found one that likes to travel. As soon as she finishes up a work contract we're off to Russia, from there the world?

by **nietzsche** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:44 am

f*ck you all.

this forums disappoints me more every day

by **Baron Von PWN** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:46 am

nietzsche wrote:f*ck you all.

this forums disappoints me more every day

Nietzshe I would get you a nice practical gift. Maybe some yak hair gloves, or a really warm parka, or tuque. Everyone likes a tuque. Maybe snow boots. Something nice and warm anyways.

by **nietzsche** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:11 pm

Thanks Baron! I'll give you a collection of russian novels and a big box of kleenex.

by **2dimes** on Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:43 pm

Quit being a baby. You'll ruin the surprise.

~leaves rather large box with Niets neighbor addressed, "Jeffe" because I can't spell in several languages~

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:04 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Neoteny - bag of my semen

Neoteny, it's not that bad of a present. He gave me one of these last year. I was expecting "bag of semen" to be something utilitarian, like a plastic Zip-Lock bag, but it was actually in one of these fancy contraptions:

You just need to have it dry-cleaned and then you can re-gift the bag. I gave it to Baron Von PWN, and he loved it.

Hey it's very practical. While also having a wonderfully cheerful design.

Jeffrey liked it.

by **nietzsche** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:23 pm

2dimes wrote:Quit being a baby. You'll ruin the surprise.

~leaves rather large box with Niets neighbor addressed, "Jeffe" because I can't spell in several languages~

When can I open it?

by **2dimes** on Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:48 pm

25th of December. Your neighbor's are trustworthy right?

by **2dimes** on Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:14 pm

Did you get the solar panel system and "Big Uns" magazine Niets?

by **nietzsche** on Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:19 pm

2dimes wrote:Did you get the solar panel system and "Big Uns" magazine Niets?

what??

the box you left me only contained this:

I already used it, thanks!!!!

by **2dimes** on Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:23 pm

Huh. Wonder where I sent the other stuff?

by **pimpdave** on Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:27 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Neoteny - bag of my semen

Neoteny, it's not that bad of a present. He gave me one of these last year. I was expecting "bag of semen" to be something utilitarian, like a plastic Zip-Lock bag, but it was actually in one of these fancy contraptions:

You just need to have it dry-cleaned and then you can re-gift the bag. I gave it to Baron Von PWN, and he loved it.

Hey it's very practical. While also having a wonderfully cheerful design.

Jeffrey liked it.