First Time Drunk

[hecter]

Well, I drank on and off throughout junior high and high school, depending on what kind of people I was hanging out with. In moderation, though, really. The first time I got totally smashed I was a freshman in college, and my boyfriend at the time and I were just about the only people in the dorms over Thanksgiving break. We bought 3 jumbo bags of Cheetos, a box of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch, two cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and settled in to beat every PlayStation game that he owned. Thanksgiving night we got serious with the PBRs. I remember repeatedly stumbling down the hall to the bathroom, and realizing I was drunk, I MEAN REALLY DRUNK, for the first time when I tried to stand up from the toilet, the world started spinning, and I fell down. I became enthralled with the experience and drank more and more until I puked and passed out.

My life has pretty much gone down hill from there.

I love those nights!

[Guiscard]

Children use these forums. It would be irresponsible to say anything else...

Read around everybody that posted his/her story was a minor when they got drunk the first time.

Most ae even now minors and get drunk(me8)). You would be surprised of what these "children" know and do nowadays.

I guess you missed the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags in Stopper's post.

[Numia Kereru]

I was 15 (late bloomer) and it was a bottle of Coruba rum with a bit of Coke. I was with my older sister and her workmate, playing cards (black or red) - my mind was still working fine an hour later, but the body wasn't responding at all lol. The cab ride home was interesting, with my head hanging out the rear window leaving a trail of vomit. A cold bath couldn't even sort me out lol. But bed saved me for a few hours till I woke up with the worst kind of headache I'd ever encountered

You'd think I'd learned my lesson, but nooo

lol

[hecter]

Ah, good times, good time…

[jnd94]

the closest thing i can think of was when i was in italy and drank too much wine(the child alcohol laws arent very strict) all i remember is staggering around piazza navona in rome, and i couldnt think straight.....

[Gen. JC]

I was 12 and like three-quarters,it was me and my friend and his brother,like the cheapest worst beer ever,Lucky Force 10 or something,we only had like a 40 between me and my friend and we drank it pretty fast but we got a little tipsy. First time really wasted probably New Years when I was 13,had 4 shots of vodka in a card game and then a couple glasses of rum and coke,followed by about half a bottle of some nasty stuff,might have been whiskey.I ended up on my face passed out puking while sleeping,it was pretty gross,just a couple nights ago there was a party and then another friend,got a little too drunk and like threw up within an hour,drank too fast and yeah so the party got cut short but then like some guy stole another guys keys and crashed his car,and the guy just bought it so no insurance,anyways the car was pretty bad,totally burnt.

[dcowboys055]

They're called PERIODS! Use em.

[hecter]

Holy shit! That was two sentences

[Gen. JC]

Hahaha I didn't even realize it.By the way I'm not an alcoholic but I do get pretty wasted every now and then,you know,whenever there's parties.

[Numia Kereru]

Hahaha I didn't even realize it.By the way I'm not an alcoholic but I do get pretty wasted every now and then,you know,whenever there's parties.

I used to wait for parties to get drunk. Now I enjoy getting drunk without having to wait for an excuse lol.

Getting drunk and posting in these forums is one of life's great experiences, too. Everybody should try it at least once

[Psilocbin]

I took an 8 oz shot of tequila and then a 6 oz shot 5 min after, but I just got a really heavy buzz, nothing much. It was koo, but I think getting wasted is retarded, I felt like puking that night.

[Gen. JC]

Haha well I shoulda tried that a couple nights ago,the last party I went to we all had to leave because of that car crash and the cops were coming. After that we had about 10 people here so I didn't check this

[Gen. JC]

Tequila's pretty nasty though. Well like I haven;t puked in a while just don't mix,like taking shots while drinking beer is hazardous.I dunno I think it's pretty fun not really retarded unless you like drink until you puke and pass out.I'
ve only really done that a couple times

[Psilocbin]

Tequila's pretty nasty though. Well like I haven;t puked in a while just don't mix,like taking shots while drinking beer is hazardous.I dunno I think it's pretty fun not really retarded unless you like drink until you puke and pass out.I'
ve only really done that a couple times

What the hell, Tekila is awesome. I'm Mexican btw... I think vodka is koo.

[Numia Kereru]

Yeah, don't mix drinks if you can help it - no matter how good you think it tastes lol. It all tastes like crap coming back up, huh? lol

It's a fine line between 'tipsy enough to be really happy and have a good time' and 'tripping over everything and everyone and being loud, obnoxious and abusive... and puking'. In the past, I've found myself crossing that line too often and too easily, drinking so much that the line becomes blurry. Now, I'm happy to reach the point just beyond 'tipsy'

[Gen. JC]

Well I meant for your stomach,I've never had shots of tequila we drank it with coke,wasn't bad. Shots are hard now I used to like take shots all the time but now they're rough on me so I just mix rum or vodka or whatever and chug it. It has the same effect. Last shot I took was like Jack Daniels but I was well on my way already so I didn't taste it.

[Gen. JC]

Yeah I hate being like so out of it that like I need to lean on people.I'm pretty responsible though if there's other kids like super out of it I'll help them out and stuff just I hate when people drinking to much ruins your night.

[hecter]

Yeah, don't mix drinks if you can help it - no matter how good you think it tastes lol. It all tastes like crap coming back up, huh? lol

It's a fine line between 'tipsy enough to be really happy and have a good time' and 'tripping over everything and everyone and being loud, obnoxious and abusive... and puking'. In the past, I've found myself crossing that line too often and too easily, drinking so much that the line becomes blurry. Now, I'm happy to reach the point just beyond 'tipsy'

I've never been abusive, but I do however, remember carressing a woman twice my age… Not a good night…

[hecter]

I took an 8 oz shot of tequila and then a 6 oz shot 5 min after, but I just got a really heavy buzz, nothing much. It was koo, but I think getting wasted is retarded, I felt like puking that night.

You see, if you would have kept drinking, you would have not cared that you felt like shit because you would just be to happy

[Gen. JC]

You see, if you would have kept drinking, you would have not cared that you felt like shit because you would just be to happy

Not a bad strategy just you may end up on a bathroom floor,and it might not even be yours.

[hecter]

Ya, I've done that before… Those weren't good nights… O, and sorry Cynthia, for defiling everything in your house

[Numia Kereru]

I've never been abusive, but I do however, remember carressing a woman twice my age… Not a good night…

omg... you just resurrected dormant memories that I thought I'd forgotten about

Damn Navy days lol

[Kugelblitz22]

My first night drinking.

I was fourteen. Don't really no a lot about the technical aspects of drinking. A girl who will remain nameless and myself decided to get into the hard stuff.

"What do you want to drink?"
"I've heard of Gin and Juice, that sounds good."

Out comes the Gallon of Gilbey's Gin and grape juice.

"What size glass should we use?"
"Get the big ones, I want to do this right"

Out comes the 32 oz. Big Gulp cups.

"How do we mix this stuff?"
"I have no idea, let's do half and half."

We pour 16 ounces of of Gin and 16 ounces of grape juice into a glass.
We drink some.

"This #$%^% is horrible!"
"No kidding, it's so strong. Let's drink it all down in one big gulp."

So the girl (who will remain nameless) and myself drank down our gin. Before we passed out we decided it would be a good idea to rub some lotion on each other. But it wasn't lotion. It was that tan in a bottle stuff. We woke up some time later with hangovers and with a very odd looking tan.

[Numia Kereru]

Hey... where's the rest of the story between "rubbed lotion on each other" and "woke up"?????

[hecter]

Horny bastard…