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Postby Xayath on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:40 pm

the point remains that u HAVE to get a better girl than ur friend
He has challenged u
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:41 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?

Go to nearest bureau de change and change it to pounds. Then I'd put it in the bank.
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:42 pm

What would you do with a drunk sailor early in the morning :?: :?:
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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:42 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?

Go to nearest bureau de change and change it to pounds. Then I'd put it in the bank.


Wrong answer.

The correct answer would have been "hookers and blow".
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:43 pm

Vincent M wrote:What would you do with a drunk sailor early in the morning :?: :?:

Put him in the longboat till he's sober. Then make him walk the plank.
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:43 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?

Go to nearest bureau de change and change it to pounds. Then I'd put it in the bank.


Wrong answer.

The correct answer would have been "hookers and blow".


Blow jobs or just blow ??
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:44 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Vincent M wrote:What would you do with a drunk sailor early in the morning :?: :?:

Put him in the longboat till he's sober. Then make him walk the plank.


Good Answer :)
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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:45 pm

Vincent M wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?

Go to nearest bureau de change and change it to pounds. Then I'd put it in the bank.


Wrong answer.

The correct answer would have been "hookers and blow".


Blow jobs or just blow ??



Blow. Coke. Etc. Etc. Etc.
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Postby qeee1 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:45 pm

Which of these is the odd one out, and why?

Women, Oranges, Panda, Maxisgr8
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:46 pm

where would you hide if you were accused of murder :?:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:47 pm

Vincent M wrote:where would you hide if you were accused of murder :?:

Antarctica. Disguised as a penguin.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:48 pm

qeee1 wrote:Which of these is the odd one out, and why?

Women, Oranges, Panda, Maxisgr8

Max, I like the other 3.
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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:48 pm

If you went to sleep one night, and woke up the next morning to discover that you had been sodomized, would you tell anyone?
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:49 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:If you went to sleep one night, and woke up the next morning to discover that you had been sodomized, would you tell anyone?

Well I don't have much hope of that happening to me.
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Postby Xayath on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:49 pm

what is the worse thing a woman can call out during an orgasm
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:50 pm

Xayath wrote:what is the worse thing a woman can call out during an orgasm

Some other bloke's name.
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Postby Xayath on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:50 pm

no her mother's name
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Postby Xayath on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:51 pm

or any variation on "Mr. Whiskers"
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:52 pm

Xayath wrote:no her mother's name

That's crap.
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:55 pm

fav. food :?:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:56 pm

Vincent M wrote:fav. food :?:

Chocolate. Followed closely by Burger King.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:57 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Vincent M wrote:fav. food :?:

Chocolate. Followed closely by Currywurst, and Schnitzel.
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:57 pm

fav. movie (this could be a hard one for you) :?: :?: :)
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:03 pm

Vincent M wrote:fav. movie (this could be a hard one for you) :?: :?: :)

Bedazzled (original with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)
Beetle Juice
All the Die Hards
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
A Fish Called Wanda
The Hunt for Red October
Liar Liar
Mean Machine
Mike Bassett: England Manager
Muppet Treasure Island
Pink Panther
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Shaun of the Dead
Silence of the Lambs
Der Untergang
The Wind in the Willows
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Postby spiesr on Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:41 pm

If you could kill one person...
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