Conquer Club

WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Mon May 25, 2009 1:54 am

Okay, now it's my last Ta-da!

<@blackbart> lol this guy was showing me his new phone at work the other day
<@blackbart> so while i was looking at it i changed his contact entry for his dad to my number
<@blackbart> just got a call from him and answered with "hello son, i dont love you and your adopted"
<@blackbart> cant stop laughing
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
User avatar
Private Skittles!
 
Posts: 14575
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:18 am

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby sheepofdumb on Mon May 25, 2009 1:01 pm

Skittles, that's incredibly mean and awesome all at the same time. I want more!
I AM MASTER SHEEP, TEH AWESOME

DoomYoshi wrote:Test it on me. Tree stump is my favorite role anyway lol. Next time I am picking Wispy Woods as my character.
User avatar
Corporal sheepofdumb
 
Posts: 1896
Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:01 pm
Location: Look at that otter wiggle!

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Mon May 25, 2009 6:33 pm

I love tits. I have a titty mousepad now.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby morph on Mon May 25, 2009 6:42 pm

my question with this bein bout nothin but spammin, how are most of you, if not all banned?
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
User avatar
Cadet morph
 
Posts: 1106
Joined: Wed May 24, 2006 5:54 pm
Location: Behind you, no stop turnin in circles your makin me dizzy

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Mon May 25, 2009 6:44 pm

morph wrote:my question with this bein bout nothin but spammin, how are most of you, if not all banned?

I'm...not?
Victrix Fortuna Sapientia

Image
User avatar
Private Minister Masket
 
Posts: 4882
Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:24 pm
Location: On The Brink

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Mon May 25, 2009 6:45 pm

morph wrote:my question with this bein bout nothin but spammin, how are most of you, if not all banned?

The mods don't actually know about this thread. It's super secret you see, and the file is stored in a separate, hidden, underground and shielded bunker to prevent deletion. The thread may be view by any registered user, but once you're given power... BAM! It disappears!
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby sheepofdumb on Mon May 25, 2009 9:33 pm

The statement hecter made above is false. The statement hecter makes below is true.
I AM MASTER SHEEP, TEH AWESOME

DoomYoshi wrote:Test it on me. Tree stump is my favorite role anyway lol. Next time I am picking Wispy Woods as my character.
User avatar
Corporal sheepofdumb
 
Posts: 1896
Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:01 pm
Location: Look at that otter wiggle!

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon May 25, 2009 10:42 pm

my name is hecter
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4600
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Tue May 26, 2009 2:55 pm

sheepofdumb has herpes.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby sheepofdumb on Tue May 26, 2009 2:57 pm

Not what I was going for but it works. Bbl, going to find the cure for herpes.
I AM MASTER SHEEP, TEH AWESOME

DoomYoshi wrote:Test it on me. Tree stump is my favorite role anyway lol. Next time I am picking Wispy Woods as my character.
User avatar
Corporal sheepofdumb
 
Posts: 1896
Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:01 pm
Location: Look at that otter wiggle!

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Wed May 27, 2009 12:01 am

sheepofdumb wrote:Skittles, that's incredibly mean and awesome all at the same time. I want more!

www.bash.org
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
User avatar
Private Skittles!
 
Posts: 14575
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:18 am

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Sun May 31, 2009 10:04 am

So... My girlfriend and I were in the middle of copulation yesterday and I had my music on, playing on the computer. And, just my luck, but out of 27'000 songs, it decides to pick the one, the only, Never Gonna Give You Up. I'm dead serious. I managed to accidentally Rick Roll myself and my girlfriend while we were fucking.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby lord voldemort on Sun May 31, 2009 1:34 pm

*sneak hug*
Image
User avatar
Lieutenant lord voldemort
 
Posts: 9596
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:39 am
Location: Launceston, Australia

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby DAZMCFC on Sun May 31, 2009 2:20 pm

hecter wrote:So... My girlfriend and I were in the middle of copulation yesterday and I had my music on, playing on the computer. And, just my luck, but out of 27'000 songs, it decides to pick the one, the only, Never Gonna Give You Up. I'm dead serious. I managed to accidentally Rick Roll myself and my girlfriend while we were fucking.



hecter lad, you could f*ck to a lot worse songs than Rick. ;)
Image
high score:2765
high place:116
User avatar
Major DAZMCFC
 
Posts: 2790
Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:25 pm
Location: The Pleasant Chaps....

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:52 am

hecter wrote:So... My girlfriend and I were in the middle of copulation yesterday and I had my music on, playing on the computer. And, just my luck, but out of 27'000 songs, it decides to pick the one, the only, Never Gonna Give You Up. I'm dead serious. I managed to accidentally Rick Roll myself and my girlfriend while we were fucking.

.. You have a girlfriend?

... You have sex?

... It's not fetish sex, though, is it?
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
User avatar
Private Skittles!
 
Posts: 14575
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:18 am

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:40 pm

'ello peoples!
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
User avatar
Sergeant The Weird One
 
Posts: 7059
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 8:21 pm
Location: cursing the spiteful dice gods

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby nagerous on Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:55 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
hecter wrote:So... My girlfriend and I were in the middle of copulation yesterday and I had my music on, playing on the computer. And, just my luck, but out of 27'000 songs, it decides to pick the one, the only, Never Gonna Give You Up. I'm dead serious. I managed to accidentally Rick Roll myself and my girlfriend while we were fucking.



hecter lad, you could f*ck to a lot worse songs than Rick. ;)


Imagine if Nirvana - Rape Me came on or Queens Of the Stone Age - Little Sister
Image
User avatar
Captain nagerous
 
Posts: 7513
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:39 am

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:25 pm

Skittles! wrote:
hecter wrote:So... My girlfriend and I were in the middle of copulation yesterday and I had my music on, playing on the computer. And, just my luck, but out of 27'000 songs, it decides to pick the one, the only, Never Gonna Give You Up. I'm dead serious. I managed to accidentally Rick Roll myself and my girlfriend while we were fucking.

.. You have a girlfriend?

... You have sex?

... It's not fetish sex, though, is it?

Yes, yes and yes. We once had sex with Rocky Horror Picture Show on.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:02 pm

And you wonder why this thread isn't as popular as it was.... :x
Victrix Fortuna Sapientia

Image
User avatar
Private Minister Masket
 
Posts: 4882
Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:24 pm
Location: On The Brink

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Lucarilover240 on Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:52 am

Minister Masket wrote:And you wonder why this thread isn't as popular as it was.... :x

I thought that was baceuse I showed up.
Image [This signature saved as part of ancient history, dating back to 2010]
Image <- img courtesy of Zoebear1
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Lucarilover240
 
Posts: 128
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:48 pm
Location: The deepest, darkest corners of the internet...

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:19 am

Naw, more because I be pervin' and talking about my sex life.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby apey on Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:41 am

I love this thread i just never have anything that fits into a spam post :D
04:42:40 ‹apey› uhoh
04:42:40 ‹ronc8649› uhoh
iAmCaffeine: 4/28/2016. I love how the PL players are getting wet on your wall
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class apey
 
Posts: 3957
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:38 pm
Location: mageplunkas guest house

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:21 pm

MM, you need to get laid.
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
User avatar
Private Skittles!
 
Posts: 14575
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:18 am

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby nagerous on Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:23 am

Image
Image
User avatar
Captain nagerous
 
Posts: 7513
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:39 am

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby nagerous on Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:28 am

Image
Image
User avatar
Captain nagerous
 
Posts: 7513
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:39 am

PreviousNext

Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Dukasaur