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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Thu May 07, 2009 8:52 pm

I love computers...

I made a nice little batch file to f*ck with the schools network. See, a friend made one that just makes a shitload of folders. Since folders technically don't take up space, we can have as many of them as we like. We *think* he's got around 400'000 of them, we're not sure, the computer takes too long to calculate it. Thing is, it's linear. So every cycle it only makes X amount of folders. So I went and made one that's exponential, so that it makes X^n folders every cycle. I'm still working out the kinks in it though. I don't mean to make it sound complicated, it really isn't. So I was testing it on memory key and since there's no way to actually stop it, I just yank it out. Well, I yanked it out and it just kinda messed with my computer. It still thought they key was in there, the windows were still open and I couldn't close them, even with task manager, I couldn't log out, etc. So I reboot, plug the key back in the inspect the damage. The key is 4GB, and it has 1.69GB used up. Yet, in the folders I had made, I've got one file called "a star.t p" that's 518mb and anther file called "md a xc.opy" that's 1.56GB and another called "pain.bat./F" that's 0 bytes. And I can't even open them with notepad! This shit's messed, in an awesome way.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Thu May 07, 2009 11:45 pm

I can tell why you love computers.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Lucarilover240 on Fri May 08, 2009 3:46 pm

hecter wrote:I love computers...

I made a nice little batch file to f*ck with the schools network. See, a friend made one that just makes a shitload of folders. Since folders technically don't take up space, we can have as many of them as we like. We *think* he's got around 400'000 of them, we're not sure, the computer takes too long to calculate it. Thing is, it's linear. So every cycle it only makes X amount of folders. So I went and made one that's exponential, so that it makes X^n folders every cycle. I'm still working out the kinks in it though. I don't mean to make it sound complicated, it really isn't. So I was testing it on memory key and since there's no way to actually stop it, I just yank it out. Well, I yanked it out and it just kinda messed with my computer. It still thought they key was in there, the windows were still open and I couldn't close them, even with task manager, I couldn't log out, etc. So I reboot, plug the key back in the inspect the damage. The key is 4GB, and it has 1.69GB used up. Yet, in the folders I had made, I've got one file called "a star.t p" that's 518mb and anther file called "md a xc.opy" that's 1.56GB and another called "pain.bat./F" that's 0 bytes. And I can't even open them with notepad! This shit's messed, in an awesome way.

Hahaha, I've done that before. Only I also made mine delete the operating system too, lol.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Fri May 08, 2009 8:09 pm

As far as my computer is concerned, the files don't exist. But I can see them and their details. It's great!
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby xelabale on Sat May 09, 2009 2:27 am

hecter wrote:As far as my computer is concerned, the files don't exist. But I can see them and their details. It's great!

Oh my God, that's a conundrum and a half. You can see something that doesn't exist??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :?: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby xelabale on Sat May 09, 2009 2:28 am

Hey, do all my question marks exist? I can't see some of them....
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Sat May 09, 2009 4:15 am

You're a wanker.
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Postby Iliad on Sat May 09, 2009 4:23 am

Skittles! wrote:You're a wanker.

Well put.
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Postby xelabale on Sat May 09, 2009 4:29 am

sometimes
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Sat May 09, 2009 5:40 am

You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.

Damn .002 files.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Sat May 09, 2009 9:17 am

Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.

Damn .002 files.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.
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Postby xelabale on Sat May 09, 2009 10:49 am

i know a good one. www.fac aaaaaargh no, how did you find me so fast nightstrike?..... .net
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Lucarilover240 on Sat May 09, 2009 3:39 pm

hecter wrote:
Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.

Damn .002 files.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.

Hate when that happens...
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Sat May 09, 2009 5:59 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
hecter wrote:
Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.

Damn .002 files.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.

Hate when that happens...

Damn right! It always happens to really awesome porn that you're really looking forward too, to!
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Postby InkL0sed on Sat May 09, 2009 6:01 pm

You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Sat May 09, 2009 6:16 pm

InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...

Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?
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Postby Lucarilover240 on Sat May 09, 2009 7:36 pm

hecter wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...

Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?

Hecter is always f*cking with people like that. That, in effect, is the very essence of spam...
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby xelabale on Sun May 10, 2009 2:45 am

Ooooh, essence of spam - me likey
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Sun May 10, 2009 4:33 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
hecter wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...

Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?

Hecter is always f*cking with people like that. That, in effect, is the very essence of spam...

Uh-huh.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby EvilPurpleMonkey on Sun May 10, 2009 6:57 pm

Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.
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Postby xelabale on Mon May 11, 2009 11:45 am

nicely done

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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Mon May 11, 2009 3:52 pm

allo peoples
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Mon May 11, 2009 3:54 pm

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

first post?

In that case, may I be the first to ask "Who the fu1ck are you"!?!?!
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Mon May 11, 2009 4:23 pm

The Weird One wrote:
EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

first post?

In that case, may I be the first to ask "Who the fu1ck are you"!?!?!

First post in Spamalot, not the forum.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby apey on Mon May 11, 2009 5:24 pm

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

R U sure this is your first post
I seem to remember you from some time ago??
(I luved the name)
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