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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby diddle on Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:30 pm

pimpdave wrote:It's lunchtime if you want it to be.


On today's menu you can order from the following:

CockMeat Sandwich
Knuckle Sandwich
Pigs In a Blanket (i.e. penis in the butt)


Its actually dinner time where I am, so I'll have to give it a miss.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:25 pm

diddle wrote:Well, despite what everyone says I'm proud of you nick.

Although a little bemused as to why you didn't where any trousers.


Thankyou diddle :)

I was wearing an unknown garment to the scutters of Birmingham: The jeans.

zsp wrote:But a dunce hat graced your head, though, am I right, oh spammer of the word: "cunt?"


lolwut? Fucking cunt.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:09 pm

Jeans are an unknown garment?

WTF.
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Postby hecter on Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:31 pm

I'll take a pigs in the blanket, please.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:49 pm

Skittles! wrote:Jeans are an unknown garment?

WTF.


Yea it's all cretins buying knockoff trackies off the market.

If you ever come to the UK, avoid the midlands.
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Postby static_ice on Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:37 pm

The cretins over here buy... boardshorts...

Huh so I can't remember who's here and who's left and who existed... other than the obvious few. 8-)
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:26 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Jeans are an unknown garment?

WTF.


Yea it's all cretins buying knockoff trackies off the market.

If you ever come to the UK, avoid the midlands.

Does anybody ever wear shorts?
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby diddle on Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:45 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:
diddle wrote:Well, despite what everyone says I'm proud of you nick.

Although a little bemused as to why you didn't where any trousers.


Thankyou diddle :)

I was wearing an unknown garment to the scutters of Birmingham: The jeans.




Down here, we don't bother taking off our dungarees.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby austrianeagle on Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:14 am

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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:41 am

Skittles! wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Jeans are an unknown garment?

WTF.


Yea it's all cretins buying knockoff trackies off the market.

If you ever come to the UK, avoid the midlands.

Does anybody ever wear shorts?


Not really.... we do but the general masses don't.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:11 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:
diddle wrote:Well, despite what everyone says I'm proud of you nick.

Although a little bemused as to why you didn't where any trousers.


Thankyou diddle :)

I was wearing an unknown garment to the scutters of Birmingham: The jeans.

zsp wrote:But a dunce hat graced your head, though, am I right, oh spammer of the word: "cunt?"


lolwut? Fucking cunt.



well you bastard nick. i didn't get a fooking thank you.


Skittles, Jeans = Denims.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:28 am

You know I'm a bastard ;)

Thankyou Daz, and don't worry, I'll pull over to drink
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby apey on Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:16 pm

now boys lets not fight
GROUP HUG
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Skittles! on Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:40 am

DAZMCFC wrote:Skittles, Jeans = Denims.

I know what jeans are. I'm not from a third-world country..
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:05 am

Skittles! wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:Skittles, Jeans = Denims.

I know what jeans are. I'm not from a third-world country..



AAAAAAAAAAH

WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE

ARE YOU NOT FROM THE LAND OF OZ????
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby diddle on Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:10 am

apey wrote:now boys lets not fight
GROUP HUG
*hugs*


Group hug? What are you on?! This is Spamalot fool...

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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:53 am

apey wrote:now boys lets not fight
GROUP HUG
*hugs*


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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:55 pm

diddle wrote:Is it lunchtime by any chance?

actually it wasn't. . .I'm confused, though; I thought that you'd been permabanned [not that I'm complaining that you're not] Are a lot of the old people returning or something [I've checked up a couple of times the past few days and seen a lot of old faces. . . well, old avvys at least]
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby apey on Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:56 pm

TWO!!!!!
OMG it is like a spamalot revival
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:34 pm

See diddle's shiney new prem? Ya... That's why.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby jnd94 on Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:38 pm

SO I got a cd by Big Audio Dynamite, the clash's guitarist's band after the clash, and it is disapointing
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby static_ice on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:36 am

That's lame... members of bands that make it big then break up for a long time should just quit. After all the the downtime they can't even pick a good name, just look at Damage Plan, after project of Dimebag Darrell.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby diddle on Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:26 am

hecter wrote:See diddle's shiney new prem? Ya... That's why.


*gloats*
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:22 pm

He he he... I met somebody yesterday, very interesting fellow. He had this teddy bear with him, and he found it on Halloween. He said "This used to bring joy and happiness into somebodies life. Now it's mine."
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby diddle on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:35 pm

hecter wrote:He he he... I met somebody yesterday, very interesting fellow. He had this teddy bear with him, and he found it on Halloween. He said "This used to bring joy and happiness into somebodies life. Now it's mine."



I've been looking all over for that bear!?!
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