Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[nietzsche]

Accused: 2dimes
Accuser: nietzsche
Accusation: Backstabbing in game http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=13413983
Result requested: 3000 Saxbucks
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


We were supposed to have a truce at the English Channel and he broke it without announcement.

[DoomYoshi]

Accused: 2dimes
Accuser: nietzsche
Accusation: Backstabbing in game http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=13413983
Result requested: 3000 Saxbucks
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


We were supposed to have a truce at the English Channel and he broke it without announcement.

Are we going to have to call in BBS again? Last time it didn't end so great.

[2dimes]

Accused: 2dimes
Accuser: nietzsche
Accusation: Backstabbing in game http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=13413983
Result requested: 3000 Saxbucks
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


We were supposed to have a truce at the English Channel and he broke it without announcement.

Are we going to have to call in BBS again? Last time it didn't end so great.

2013-11-07 10:44:33 - 2dimes: Hope you're happy Nietz
2013-11-07 10:46:13 - 2dimes: What can I do now once team 4 finishes my final 2 off base territories off?

[BigBallinStalin]

Accused: 2dimes
Accuser: nietzsche
Accusation: Backstabbing in game http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=13413983
Result requested: 3000 Saxbucks
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


We were supposed to have a truce at the English Channel and he broke it without announcement.

Are we going to have to call in BBS again? Last time it didn't end so great.

Nietzche doesn't love me.

Accuser: BBS
Accused: nietzsche
Accusation: Lack of love
Result requested: Love
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

[Serbia]

Accuser: Serbia
Accused: AoG
Accusation: He's short
Result requested: ????
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Bollocks.

[Serbia]

Also - why is Saxi handicapped? Or, why is he claiming to be?

Accuser: Serbia
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: Claims to be handicapped by signing ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)
Result requested: A FUCKING EXPLANATION PLEASE
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Bollocks.

[rdsrds2120]

I'd like to dispute the new homepage. Is this where I sign?

--Gomez

[saxitoxin]

Also - why is Saxi handicapped? Or, why is he claiming to be?

Accuser: Serbia
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: Claims to be handicapped by signing ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)
Result requested: A FUCKING EXPLANATION PLEASE
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Bollocks.

if you don't stop being so adorable, mister --

I'd like to dispute the new homepage. Is this where I sign?

--Gomez

YES. I'd been considering filing a new complaint myself. While the new homepage allows me to easily log-in from my iDroid, I now miss the adventure I used to be able to go on, scrolling across the screen to get from the login box to the command menu. What kind of adventures can my fingers go on now that the new homepage is up?! WHY DONT YOU ANSWER ME, BUSTER.

[radiojake]

Never picked you as an idroid user, Saxi..

[saxitoxin]

Never picked you as an idroid user, Saxi..

well well well look who came crawling back

[radiojake]

Never picked you as an idroid user, Saxi..

well well well look who came crawling back

School is out - Nothing to be distracted from


-- did you miss me, saxi?

[Army of GOD]

oh god, it's radiojake

[Phatscotty]

oh god, it's radiojake

[notyou2]

ManBungalow - vs - notyou2

Accused: ManBungalow (Dean of the Conquer Club Community College)
Legal team: ManBungalow and thegreekdog

Accuser: notyou2
Legal team: notyou2's lawyer

Accusation: In Game 13400110, on 20th November 2013, at 00:25:01GMT, ManBungalow did cause distress and grievous impediment to notyou2 by causing him to nuke himself.

Exhibit A:
Game 13400110

Exhibit B:

Code: Select all

2013-11-20 00:24:57 - notyou2 received 3 troops for 1 regions
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - notyou2 played a set of Sicily, Central France, and Belorussia nuking each region
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - neutral player eliminated notyou2 from the game

Court record highlights reel thus far:

What Dean ManBungalow failed to disclose is that he applied undue peer pressure to my client to "blow himself up". This act of careless aggression and social subversion is being investigated by the campus police. Furthermore, I have been retained by the estate of the Late Mr notyou2 to investigate the possibility of civil litigation.

Let the jury hear that ManBungalow was unarmed and quite probably fully-clothed at the time in question.

It also appears that Dean ManBungalow profited from the despicable act as prior to my client committing involuntary suicide, the Dean was a colonel. Shortly thereafter Dean ManBungalow was awarded the rank of Brigadier General. This is clearly a case of profiting at the expense of a student and is undeniably a gross abuse of the Dean's power and influence.

If it please the court, I would like to indict Timminz of categorically and consistently encouraging ManBungalow to pressure notyou2 into launching the fateful warhead.

TOO LONG.

Case dismissed.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXI!
ADA

I am appealing this to The Gang of Five Appeals Pentbunal.

[radiojake]

oh god, it's radiojake

love you too, honey

[nietzsche]

Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, all to try to make France win the battle vs glorious Mexico
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

[notyou2]

ManBungalow - vs - notyou2

Accused: ManBungalow (Dean of the Conquer Club Community College)
Legal team: ManBungalow and thegreekdog

Accuser: notyou2
Legal team: notyou2's lawyer

Accusation: In Game 13400110, on 20th November 2013, at 00:25:01GMT, ManBungalow did cause distress and grievous impediment to notyou2 by causing him to nuke himself.

Exhibit A:
Game 13400110

Exhibit B:

Code: Select all

2013-11-20 00:24:57 - notyou2 received 3 troops for 1 regions
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - notyou2 played a set of Sicily, Central France, and Belorussia nuking each region
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - neutral player eliminated notyou2 from the game

Court record highlights reel thus far:

What Dean ManBungalow failed to disclose is that he applied undue peer pressure to my client to "blow himself up". This act of careless aggression and social subversion is being investigated by the campus police. Furthermore, I have been retained by the estate of the Late Mr notyou2 to investigate the possibility of civil litigation.

Let the jury hear that ManBungalow was unarmed and quite probably fully-clothed at the time in question.

It also appears that Dean ManBungalow profited from the despicable act as prior to my client committing involuntary suicide, the Dean was a colonel. Shortly thereafter Dean ManBungalow was awarded the rank of Brigadier General. This is clearly a case of profiting at the expense of a student and is undeniably a gross abuse of the Dean's power and influence.

If it please the court, I would like to indict Timminz of categorically and consistently encouraging ManBungalow to pressure notyou2 into launching the fateful warhead.

TOO LONG.

Case dismissed.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXI!
ADA

I am appealing this to The Gang of Five Appeals Pentbunal.

How do I get the Gang of Five Pentbunal to convene? Does anyone know who is on the pentubunal?

[betiko]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche
Accusation: harassing me with game invites
Result requested: I don't want to play against him unless he asks for forgiveness in gamechat Game 13801284
Adjudicator: saxitoxin[/quote]

[notyou2]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche
Accusation: harassing me with game invites
Result requested: I don't want to play against him unless he asks for forgiveness in gamechat Game 13801284
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

[/quote]

Hahaha, you eliminated him. You think he is going to rule in your favour?

[saxitoxin]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche

Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko

Will you two get a room already? The ADRF is for serious dispute resolution, not for you two to play grab ass with each other. You are each penalized 12.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[mviola]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche

Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko

Will you two get a room already? The ADRF is for serious dispute resolution, not for you two to play grab ass with each other. You are each penalized 12.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

12 what? We must know and the suspense is killing me.

[notyou2]

ManBungalow - vs - notyou2

Accused: ManBungalow (Dean of the Conquer Club Community College)
Legal team: ManBungalow and thegreekdog

Accuser: notyou2
Legal team: notyou2's lawyer

Accusation: In Game 13400110, on 20th November 2013, at 00:25:01GMT, ManBungalow did cause distress and grievous impediment to notyou2 by causing him to nuke himself.

Exhibit A:
Game 13400110

Exhibit B:

Code: Select all

2013-11-20 00:24:57 - notyou2 received 3 troops for 1 regions
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - notyou2 played a set of Sicily, Central France, and Belorussia nuking each region
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - neutral player eliminated notyou2 from the game

Court record highlights reel thus far:

What Dean ManBungalow failed to disclose is that he applied undue peer pressure to my client to "blow himself up". This act of careless aggression and social subversion is being investigated by the campus police. Furthermore, I have been retained by the estate of the Late Mr notyou2 to investigate the possibility of civil litigation.

Let the jury hear that ManBungalow was unarmed and quite probably fully-clothed at the time in question.

It also appears that Dean ManBungalow profited from the despicable act as prior to my client committing involuntary suicide, the Dean was a colonel. Shortly thereafter Dean ManBungalow was awarded the rank of Brigadier General. This is clearly a case of profiting at the expense of a student and is undeniably a gross abuse of the Dean's power and influence.

If it please the court, I would like to indict Timminz of categorically and consistently encouraging ManBungalow to pressure notyou2 into launching the fateful warhead.

TOO LONG.

Case dismissed.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXI!
ADA

I am appealing this to The Gang of Five Appeals Pentbunal.

How do I get the Gang of Five Pentbunal to convene? Does anyone know who is on the pentbunal?

Saxi, who serves on the Gang of Five? Also, what is the process for appealing?

[AndyDufresne]

Well, AOG, Serbia, and Beitko are currently on a Gang of Three investigating serious discussion in the Off Topics. Add two more people can you get a Gang of Five.


--Andy

[notyou2]

The original Gang Of Five.

[betiko]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche

Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko

Will you two get a room already? The ADRF is for serious dispute resolution, not for you two to play grab ass with each other. You are each penalized 12.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

ok i had to slaughter him then. i thought diplomacy was a way, but looks like it's all about epenises in here. sorry about that taco, you lose.