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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:37 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: notyou2
Adjudicator: MeDeFe
Amount: 2000 saxbucks

I request arbitration in this dispute between myself and saxitoxin. I am certain you will be a fair and just arbitrator and your decision will be the correct one.

Here is the link:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=172669&start=30


settlement: +750 SaxBucks


PLUS you list the avatar I found in the poll, the one with the sheep wearing a kilt playing the pipes.


settlement: +1500 SaxBucks


I have already contacted MeDeFe

















But,






















I could call him off for 2000 saxibucks and posting of my sheep with pipes image.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:21 pm

notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: notyou2
Adjudicator: MeDeFe
Amount: 2000 saxbucks

I request arbitration in this dispute between myself and saxitoxin. I am certain you will be a fair and just arbitrator and your decision will be the correct one.

Here is the link:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=172669&start=30


settlement: +750 SaxBucks


PLUS you list the avatar I found in the poll, the one with the sheep wearing a kilt playing the pipes.


settlement: +1500 SaxBucks


I have already contacted MeDeFe

















But,






















I could call him off for 2000 saxibucks and posting of my sheep with pipes image.


proposed settlement: +5000 SaxBucks
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:03 pm

Deal
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:07 pm

notyou, you owe 3200 saxibucks to my tax department.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:09 pm

Haha, I am a long way from you, come and collect it Nietsche
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:12 pm

notyou2 wrote:Deal


+5000 SaxBucks
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:13 pm

notyou2 wrote:Haha, I am a long way from you, come


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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:58 am

notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: notyou2
Adjudicator: MeDeFe
Amount: 2000 saxbucks

I request arbitration in this dispute between myself and saxitoxin. I am certain you will be a fair and just arbitrator and your decision will be the correct one.

Here is the link:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=172669&start=30

settlement: +750 SaxBucks

PLUS you list the avatar I found in the poll, the one with the sheep wearing a kilt playing the pipes.

Hmm, let's see.


The initial complaint is partially upheld. At least one suggestion that was brought up was formally identical to notyou2's suggestion and was included among the final candidates. If saxitoxin seriously considered notyou2's suggestion before settling on the final candidates he must assure that this is the case, otherwise, saxitoxin must seriously consider including notyou2's suggestion for no less than 10 seconds and document the result.

The demand to additionally include "the one with the sheep wearing a kilt playing the pipes" is denied. However, if "the one with the sheep wearing a kilt playing the pipes" is an adequate representation of notyou2's first suggestion and the result of saxitoxin's consideration is to include notyou2's suggestion in the poll, then "the one with the sheep wearing a kilt playing the pipes" may be used for this purpose.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:14 am

saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Deal


+5000 SaxBucks


notyou2 should have also gone for attorneys' fees. Now he has to pay me $800 Saxbucks for my 2 hours of work.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:40 am

thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Deal


+5000 SaxBucks


notyou2 should have also gone for attorneys' fees. Now he has to pay me $800 Saxbucks for my 2 hours of work.


Both you and notyou2 owe me and my friends a 30% cut because we made some schools and streets and stuff.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:08 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
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saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Deal


+5000 SaxBucks


notyou2 should have also gone for attorneys' fees. Now he has to pay me $800 Saxbucks for my 2 hours of work.


Both you and notyou2 owe me and my friends a 30% cut because we made some schools and streets and stuff.


Law suit settlements are not included in taxable income.

You now owe me 40 Saxbucks for my 0.1 hours of work.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:31 am

thegreekdog wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Deal


+5000 SaxBucks


notyou2 should have also gone for attorneys' fees. Now he has to pay me $800 Saxbucks for my 2 hours of work.


Both you and notyou2 owe me and my friends a 30% cut because we made some schools and streets and stuff.


Law suit settlements are not included in taxable income.

You now owe me 40 Saxbucks for my 0.1 hours of work.


It does now.

For challenging the state's authority, you are fined $400 Saxbucks, an arbitrary amount which seems fitting.

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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:18 am

For work on this case I have assigned the following amounts to the parties involved:

MeDeFe - +3000 SaxBucks for arbitration/mediation services
TheGreekDog - +2500 SaxBucks for counsel
BBS - +100 SaxBucks for hanging out and looking pretty

If anyone else is owed SaxBucks for this case, let me know.

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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:55 pm

why the f*ck don't I get any fucking saxi fucking bucks fucking?
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:07 pm

Army of GOD wrote:why the f*ck don't I get any fucking saxi fucking bucks fucking?


Apparently you haven't provided any useful services. Even BBS stood around looking pretty.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:40 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:why the f*ck don't I get any fucking saxi fucking bucks fucking?


Apparently you haven't provided any useful services. Even BBS stood around looking pretty.



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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:00 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:why the f*ck don't I get any fucking saxi fucking bucks fucking?


Apparently you haven't provided any useful services. Even BBS stood around looking pretty.


Well, as soon as he showed up he made us all look taller...
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby natty dread on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:05 pm

saxitoxin wrote:If anyone else is owed SaxBucks for this case, let me know.




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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Ray Rider on Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:41 am

natty dread wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:If anyone else is owed SaxBucks for this case, let me know.




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That looks so crazy, I'm actually tempted to look up the webiste on from his sign...gotta resist...
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby john9blue on Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:42 am

Ray Rider wrote:That looks so crazy, I'm actually tempted to look up the webiste on from his sign...gotta resist...


i looked it up earlier

it's a blog advertising a hair growth product.

i was extremely disappointed.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Ray Rider on Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:46 am

john9blue wrote:
Ray Rider wrote:That looks so crazy, I'm actually tempted to look up the webiste on from his sign...gotta resist...


i looked it up earlier

it's a blog advertising a hair growth product.

i was extremely disappointed.

Thanks, now I won't have to look it up. You saved a whole 30 seconds of my time! which I've wasted now by writing this...darn it!
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:18 pm

Is this the queue for the free saxibucks?
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:21 pm

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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:56 pm

Accused: FunkyTerrance
Accuser: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 2000 saxbucks and a restraining order.

He's stalking me because I'm handsome. It's getting scary.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:03 am

nietzsche wrote:Accused: FunkyTerrance
Accuser: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 2000 saxbucks and a restraining order.

He's stalking me because I'm handsome. It's getting scary.


I have reviewed your complaint. In light of the fact that he is also harassing your boyfriend, AoG, I find the two harassments cancel each other out. Case dismissed.

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