Kid_A wrote:Kid_A = King of Awkward!!
I have managed to get myself into some very awkward situations over the years, due to my nervous and neurotic nature. I have an endless supply of such stories!
just give me any random topic or scenario and i guarantee you i can recall some awkward moment in my past that relates!
I just remembered that I owe this thread a few stories.
The two topics I was given were "Family Trip" and "Cops/Porn"
I'll make them very brief and to the point
Family Trips- Would you call this an awkward moment?
You're in Atlanta, and you're sharing a nice big hotel room with your brother, father, and several family friends. The previous night you were watching hardcore porn on your laptop(what else is new?) When you were done you closed the laptop but didn't bother to close the webpage w/ the porn playing.
The next morning everyone is gathered at the kitchen table eating breakfast. you father sits down with your laptop (he was going to Mapquest directions) places it on the table and opens it in front of a half dozen people youve known your entire life, to a clip of an asian porn star getting anal from a large black man. You did nothing to stop it because you just woke up and you forgot all about it.
I dont think that one requires further details.
Cops/Porn
A New York State trooper caught me completely naked having sex with a 16yr old, in my car, when i was 19. Fortunately she did not have andy identification on her and so they took her word that she was 18.
Much awkwardness
anyone else have a random topic that i can link to an awkward moment in my life?
