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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby reminisco on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:58 am

"Dude, I don't think cyanide is a brand of ecstasy at all..."
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby reminisco on Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:09 am

"Who let the dogs out?"
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby sam08 on Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:10 am

was this all a dream..? :?
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby sam08 on Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:44 am

so long SUCKERS!
(u end up in hell)
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby protectedbygold on Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:53 am

got tonkaed wrote:i just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO!


Haha

I just saw them use that line in the movie 21. Awesome!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:10 pm

Zat's not funny!
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby DaGip on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:44 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Zat's not funny!


Du bis so richtig, mein Herr! Zat war nicht!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby Bavarian Raven on Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:07 pm

"not again" :shock:
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:32 am

not "not again" again...
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:33 am

Look Ma! No hands! *As I drive my energy proficient car off a cliff. Lot of good 45 mpg does me now*
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby bedub1 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:50 pm

the last thing to go through my mind when I die will be my legs as I crush into the concrete after diving off a building.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby tubaman on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:04 pm

Don't worry, it's a trained bear...
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:06 pm

"How nice of my "ex" to fix the brakes for me..."
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:07 pm

Six, Harry. I'm pretty sure it was [i]six[i] bullets.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:08 pm

"Wow, Toonces really CAN drive a car."
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby Hiiiaiiei on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:31 pm

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby tubaman on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:33 pm

Yes, honey, that dress does make you look fat.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby timmytuttut88 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:33 pm

its not loaded see!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:48 pm

"yes, i believe that he's talented enough with a bow to knock this apple off my head."
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:49 pm

"wait, what if we all evolved from apes? haha! how ridiculous!"
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:54 pm

aw thanks uncle bob, i always wanted a pet taurus
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby tubaman on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:12 pm

Hahaha, yeah right, like you're really gonna shoot me.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:13 pm

i knew you had a knife, thats why i punched you, idiot
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:24 pm

*Hiroshima, 1945* I wish that I had a Little Boy right now. *Looks up* What the hell is that?
"Eh, whatever."
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