Did you know that...?

by **Hologram** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:02 am

reminisco wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Did you know that it only takes 8 pounds of pressure to break a human bone?

i was taught 13 pounds of pressure per square inch.

He's talking about old lady bones.

You know, 8 pounds per square foot.

by **borox0** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:03 am

Did you know that everytime you curse, Chuck Norris rapes a person

by **Hologram** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:06 am

borox0 wrote:Did you know that everytime you curse, Chuck Norris rapes a person

Did you know that during each of those rapes, the rapee is guaranteed to have at least quintuplets.

And they'll all be born with beards and an uncanny ability to roundhouse kick their mothers to death directly after birth.

by **borox0** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:15 am

Did you know that all of these contribute severely to Global Warming as there is huge amounts of methane in a roundhouse kick.

by **Frigidus** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:27 am

reminisco wrote:did you know that ConquerClub is using a copyrighted product of Hasbro for profit without permission or compensating the copyright holders? that's called theft of intellectual property!

Did you know how hard it was to keep that tidbit shushed up? We're all screwed now!

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:47 am

Frigidus wrote:
reminisco wrote:did you know that ConquerClub is using a copyrighted product of Hasbro for profit without permission or compensating the copyright holders? that's called theft of intellectual property!

Did you know how hard it was to keep that tidbit shushed up? We're all screwed now!

I blame this guy :arrow:

by **Iliad** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:09 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
reminisco wrote:did you know that ConquerClub is using a copyrighted product of Hasbro for profit without permission or compensating the copyright holders? that's called theft of intellectual property!

Did you know how hard it was to keep that tidbit shushed up? We're all screwed now!

I blame this guy

AHHH THE ALIENS ARE BACK!!!

by **wicked** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:52 am

Did you know that Lackattack lactates? It's true, check my sig... an actual quote...

by **reminisco** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:20 am

Frigidus wrote:
reminisco wrote:did you know that ConquerClub is using a copyrighted product of Hasbro for profit without permission or compensating the copyright holders? that's called theft of intellectual property!

Did you know how hard it was to keep that tidbit shushed up? We're all screwed now!

i know. i woke up in a cold sweat about 4 times last night.

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:46 pm

Did you know that Lily from "Hannah Montana" is the sister of the "I See Dead People" kid from the Sixth Sense?

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:56 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Did you know that Lily from "Hannah Montana" is the sister of the "I See Dead People" kid from the Sixth Sense?

Sounds about right.

by **Neoteny** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:28 am

Did you know that the longest confirmed sniper kill in combat is held by a Canadian? 2 and a quarter kilometers. Intense.

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:50 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Did you know that Lily from "Hannah Montana" is the sister of the "I See Dead People" kid from the Sixth Sense?

Sounds about right.

Thinking about it, they both have that "dreamy" expression.

by **The Gunslinger** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:39 pm

Hologram wrote:Did you know that when you masturbate, God kills a kitten and sends it to hell, and when you have an orgasm, a small child is drawn and quartered in a Russian deathcamp?

wow good thing i hate kittens! I havent gotten any kids quartered in death camp yet though, unfortunately

by **Hologram** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:43 pm

borox0 wrote:Did you know that all of these contribute severely to Global Warming as there is huge amounts of methane in a roundhouse kick.

Did you know that Chuck Norris will correct the problem anyway by roundhouse kicking global warming in the faith, sending it back to Venus where it belongs?

by **DaGip** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:47 pm

El Capitan X wrote:Did you know that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple?

That's right, you didn't.

ECX

Except for the words Sunth, Pilver, and Murple!

by **DaGip** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:52 pm

Hologram wrote:
borox0 wrote:Did you know that all of these contribute severely to Global Warming as there is huge amounts of methane in a roundhouse kick.

Did you know that Chuck Norris will correct the problem anyway by roundhouse kicking global warming in the faith, sending it back to Venus where it belongs?

I thought Global Warming came from the large deposits of Methane Gas inside Al Gore's asshole?

Anyway, did you know that BigBird and Oscar the Grouch were never seen together in the original Sesame Streets? (Why? Because they were both the same voice. Whenever BigBird had to speak to Oscar, he had to stick his head down inside the garbage can, you never got to see them together, that might have changed now, but when I was a kid, that is what they did to get around that little problematic scenario)

by **El Capitan X** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:54 pm

DaGip wrote:
El Capitan X wrote:Did you know that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple?

That's right, you didn't.

ECX

Except for the words Sunth, Pilver, and Murple!

Well, I guess you're right...

...except for the squiggly red lines underneath all those words are saying f*ck DaGip, ECX is right!!! :mrgreen:

ECX

by **Hitman079** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:58 pm

American Civil War:
Union Major General John Sedgwick's last words were to his men after they were cowering and hiding from sharpshooters: "They can't hit elephants from this distance!" Seconds later he died from a shot right below the left eye.

by **apey** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:52 pm

Did you know that stingrays have two penis's
bet you guys are jealous now huh?

by **DaGip** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:52 pm

Hitman079 wrote:American Civil War:
Union Major General John Sedgwick's last words were to his men after they were cowering and hiding from sharpshooters: "They can't hit elephants from this distance!" Seconds later he died from a shot right below the left eye.

I thought that was "They can't hit the broad side of a barn from that distance!"

by **Neoteny** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:53 pm

Something along those lines... were you guys watching the History Channel today too?

by **Hitman079** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:54 pm

If he said that, then we would know it was staged

.

Wikipedia wrote:Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."[1] Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.[2][3]

by **DaGip** on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:58 pm

Hitman079 wrote:If he said that, then we would know it was staged .
Wikipedia wrote:Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."[1] Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.[2][3]

Are you saying that General Sedgwick was LARGER than an elephant?