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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:55 pm

Shitman079 wrote:Gai_TugGuy..

Location: The real cowboy state....Brokeback style....YEEEEHAAWWWW
Not sure if I should pity you, laugh at that, or scold you.
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Postby Shitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:01 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Shitman079 wrote:Gai_TugGuy..

Location: The real cowboy state....Brokeback style....YEEEEHAAWWWW
Not sure if I should pity you, laugh at that, or scold you.


Well, whichever causes you the least pain, cowboy.
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Postby Shitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:01 pm

Stop talking out of your red-raw arse for a start.
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Postby nagerous on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:03 pm

My thai lady boy.
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Postby Shitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:03 pm

Hitman079 wrote:i feel honored :lol:


I tried to find the pics you posted on the "post your pic" thread...so that I could edit them...but alas, I gave up after about 60 pages.. :evil:
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Postby nagerous on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:04 pm

And yeah you can only be racist with my name or call me Fagerous or something.
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Postby Shitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:06 pm

nagerous wrote:And yeah you can only be racist with my name or call me Fagerous or something.


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Postby got tonkaed on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:07 pm

i think id go with fagerous....its really a name that only lends itself to a few jokes.
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:15 pm

or, you can change the "a" to "i" and add an extra "g"
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Postby Shitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:17 pm

Hitman079 wrote:or, you can change the "a" to "i" and add an extra "g"


I would never say a racist joke...
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:18 pm

ah, well, just a thought.
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Postby Shitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:20 pm

Hitman079 wrote:ah, well, just a thought.


Hehe..I might just have to start though :lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:32 pm

Shitman079 wrote:Stop talking out of your red-raw arse for a start.
This post was a tad meaningless. After all, you could have just edited the one before it.

My thai lady boy.
You see, this would work better if I was actually Asian, but I'm not.
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:12 pm

I'M asian, and thai! :D
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:15 pm

Hitman079 wrote:I'M asian, and thai! :D
(but not a lady boy)
Aren't there transvestites in abundance in Thailand? Or is that just prostitutes? Either way, close enough.
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:23 pm

Shitman079 wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:or, you can change the "a" to "i" and add an extra "g"


I would never say a racist joke...


Subtle... :lol:
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Postby Shitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:39 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:I'M asian, and thai! :D
(but not a lady boy)
Aren't there transvestites in abundance in Thailand? Or is that just prostitutes? Either way, close enough.


Do you honestly know how much of a pompous, snobby unlikeable twat you are Muy? You have no humourous, intellectual nor adoreable qualities.

Hitman won't take offence to your comments, as he is a cool, self-secured guy. You, however, would jump upon any slur or stereotype against Ireland (despite never having been there before in your life) and would get your fucking knickers in a twist about it...just another ignorant, non-personality with a fucking pompous, up-your-own-arse sense of morbid self-love.

Besides, you're the fucking cowboy, you fucking quire boy freak...

C'mon, play us them embarrasing quire songs again...would be funny if it wasn't so fucking tragic.
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Postby lalaland on Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:44 pm

Shitman079 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:I'M asian, and thai! :D
(but not a lady boy)
Aren't there transvestites in abundance in Thailand? Or is that just prostitutes? Either way, close enough.


Do you honestly know how much of a pompous, snobby unlikeable twat you are Muy? You have no humorous, intellectual nor adorable qualities.

Hitman won't take offense to your comments, as he is a cool, self-secured guy. You, however, would jump upon any slur or stereotype against Ireland (despite never having been there before in your life) and would get your fucking knickers in a twist about it...just another ignorant, non-personality with a fucking pompous, up-your-own-arse sense of morbid self-love.

Besides, you're the fucking cowboy, you fucking quire boy freak...

C'mon, play us them embarrassing quire songs again...would be funny if it wasn't so fucking tragic.


and this is what I miss about the forums with norse! gone.
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:47 pm

I deserve a mock name. :P
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:49 pm

Fircoal wrote:I deserve a mock name. :P


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Postby nagerous on Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:01 pm

I personally prefer fuckhole.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:16 pm

Shitman079 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:I'M asian, and thai! :D
(but not a lady boy)
Aren't there transvestites in abundance in Thailand? Or is that just prostitutes? Either way, close enough.


Do you honestly know how much of a pompous, snobby unlikeable twat you are Muy? You have no humourous, intellectual nor adoreable qualities.

Hitman won't take offence to your comments, as he is a cool, self-secured guy. You, however, would jump upon any slur or stereotype against Ireland (despite never having been there before in your life) and would get your fucking knickers in a twist about it...just another ignorant, non-personality with a fucking pompous, up-your-own-arse sense of morbid self-love.

Besides, you're the fucking cowboy, you fucking quire boy freak...

C'mon, play us them embarrasing quire songs again...would be funny if it wasn't so fucking tragic.
Wah. I am crying like a little baby. Norse is being a big meanie-poo.

Frankly, my dear stuck up little whiner, I don't give a crap about what the "almighty Norse" thinks of me, nor have I ever really done so. Truthfully, all you are is an arrogant little monkey that continuously comes back for no reason other then to be a pest. So you can take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine, and whether if it's that thick empty skull, or your ass (yeah, that's right, I said ass), it doesn't matter to me, because both are full of crap. So take that dick out of your ear and listen to your own pompous self, maybe come to the conclusion that you are nothing more then a self-righteous, wanna-be smartass, that doesn't even pay attention to what is in front of his puny little eyes. So take that squirmy little righteous butt of yours off of that high horse of yours so you can learn a little bit about something that people call "life."

Thank you and have a good night.
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:27 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:I'M asian, and thai! :D
(but not a lady boy)
Aren't there transvestites in abundance in Thailand? Or is that just prostitutes? Either way, close enough.

definitely a lot of trannies, but most probably because it is socially acceptable there + i'm pretty sure there's hookers abound in every asian country.
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Postby Shitman079 on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:31 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Wah. I am crying like a little baby. Norse is being a big meanie-poo.

Frankly, my dear stuck up little whiner, I don't give a crap about what the "almighty Norse" thinks of me, nor have I ever really done so. Truthfully, all you are is an arrogant little monkey that continuously comes back for no reason other then to be a pest. So you can take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine, and whether if it's that thick empty skull, or your ass (yeah, that's right, I said ass), it doesn't matter to me, because both are full of crap. So take that dick out of your ear and listen to your own pompous self, maybe come to the conclusion that you are nothing more then a self-righteous, wanna-be smartass, that doesn't even pay attention to what is in front of his puny little eyes. So take that squirmy little righteous butt of yours off of that high horse of yours so you can learn a little bit about something that people call "life."

Thank you and have a good night.


Do you realise that if you cellotape random phrases together, that they do not neccassarily make any sense? For example: "You have a brain like a fucking dick, you smelly arrogant aeroplane fucker!" Do you also realise that practically all of the phrases that you used were directly plagarised from my original post? I'm actually a little suprsied, I thought there was a little life going on up there.

But anyhoo...

Wah. I am crying like a little baby. Norse is being a big meanie-poo.

Nice way to set the scene...it actually prepared me quite well for the rest of the post...a little brat throwing his toys out of the pram, because uncle norsey told him off for being a bad boy. :lol:


Frankly, my dear stuck up little whiner, I don't give a crap about what the "almighty Norse" thinks of me, nor have I ever really done so.


You know, this is quite fine, even the most ridiculous of individuals have the right to think or do whatever they wish, wheteher that be dreaming of being a cowboy, of spewing out random obscenities lifted directly from the previous poster; That is your choice.

And from now on, you refer to me as "His norseness"

Truthfully, all you are is an arrogant little monkey that continuously comes back for no reason other then to be a pest. So you can take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine, and whether if it's that thick empty skull, or your ass (yeah, that's right, I said ass), it doesn't matter to me, because both are full of crap.


This is the most ridiculous, mentally-constipated snippet of infuriatingly mundane insult-esque material, that I have ever had the pleasure of laughing at..

Yeah!!! You can liek taek ur crap...and put it in ur ass!!! or ur head, cos ur head is liek filed wiv crap too!! Oh yeah, I said Ass!! thats rite, I iz teh rebelion!!1!!

So take that dick out of your ear and listen to your own pompous self, maybe come to the conclusion that you are nothing more then a self-righteous, wanna-be smartass, that doesn't even pay attention to what is in front of his puny little eyes


This is pathetic. I have never been less insulted in my life.

So take that squirmy little righteous butt of yours off of that high horse of yours so you can learn a little bit about something that people call "life."


Hehe..
Listen, I have had more lays than you have had hot-meals. I have been to more different countries than you have been to different "states"...this is to assume that you have even left the little town where your mum and dad conceived you across that little wooden chair that you're currently sitting on. You havent even left the fucking USA, you ridiculous hypocrite..and you wanna tell me about life? Jesus...I don't quite know what it is like on planet Gai_Tug, but it sounds like an empty, baron place. You try to assume, that because I rip people apart like yourself on this site, that I do not do anything else? Trust me Tuggy, this is just a tiny extension on the whirlwind of hurrican-norse.

Though...on the whole tuggy, tis a very rare occurance that someone makes such moronioc comments as to embarrass themselves so thoroughly, that I am literally speechless....consider this a warning.
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Postby brooksieb on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:58 am

Shitman079 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Wah. I am crying like a little baby. Norse is being a big meanie-poo.

Frankly, my dear stuck up little whiner, I don't give a crap about what the "almighty Norse" thinks of me, nor have I ever really done so. Truthfully, all you are is an arrogant little monkey that continuously comes back for no reason other then to be a pest. So you can take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine, and whether if it's that thick empty skull, or your ass (yeah, that's right, I said ass), it doesn't matter to me, because both are full of crap. So take that dick out of your ear and listen to your own pompous self, maybe come to the conclusion that you are nothing more then a self-righteous, wanna-be smartass, that doesn't even pay attention to what is in front of his puny little eyes. So take that squirmy little righteous butt of yours off of that high horse of yours so you can learn a little bit about something that people call "life."

Thank you and have a good night.


Do you realise that if you cellotape random phrases together, that they do not neccassarily make any sense? For example: "You have a brain like a fucking dick, you smelly arrogant aeroplane fucker!" Do you also realise that practically all of the phrases that you used were directly plagarised from my original post? I'm actually a little suprsied, I thought there was a little life going on up there.

But anyhoo...

Wah. I am crying like a little baby. Norse is being a big meanie-poo.

Nice way to set the scene...it actually prepared me quite well for the rest of the post...a little brat throwing his toys out of the pram, because uncle norsey told him off for being a bad boy. :lol:


Frankly, my dear stuck up little whiner, I don't give a crap about what the "almighty Norse" thinks of me, nor have I ever really done so.


You know, this is quite fine, even the most ridiculous of individuals have the right to think or do whatever they wish, wheteher that be dreaming of being a cowboy, of spewing out random obscenities lifted directly from the previous poster; That is your choice.

And from now on, you refer to me as "His norseness"

Truthfully, all you are is an arrogant little monkey that continuously comes back for no reason other then to be a pest. So you can take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine, and whether if it's that thick empty skull, or your ass (yeah, that's right, I said ass), it doesn't matter to me, because both are full of crap.


This is the most ridiculous, mentally-constipated snippet of infuriatingly mundane insult-esque material, that I have ever had the pleasure of laughing at..

Yeah!!! You can liek taek ur crap...and put it in ur ass!!! or ur head, cos ur head is liek filed wiv crap too!! Oh yeah, I said Ass!! thats rite, I iz teh rebelion!!1!!

So take that dick out of your ear and listen to your own pompous self, maybe come to the conclusion that you are nothing more then a self-righteous, wanna-be smartass, that doesn't even pay attention to what is in front of his puny little eyes


This is pathetic. I have never been less insulted in my life.

So take that squirmy little righteous butt of yours off of that high horse of yours so you can learn a little bit about something that people call "life."


Hehe..
Listen, I have had more lays than you have had hot-meals. I have been to more different countries than you have been to different "states"...this is to assume that you have even left the little town where your mum and dad conceived you across that little wooden chair that you're currently sitting on. You havent even left the fucking USA, you ridiculous hypocrite..and you wanna tell me about life? Jesus...I don't quite know what it is like on planet Gai_Tug, but it sounds like an empty, baron place. You try to assume, that because I rip people apart like yourself on this site, that I do not do anything else? Trust me Tuggy, this is just a tiny extension on the whirlwind of hurrican-norse.

Though...on the whole tuggy, tis a very rare occurance that someone makes such moronioc comments as to embarrass themselves so thoroughly, that I am literally speechless....consider this a warning.


i'd love to see the conclusion norse :)
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