The Worst Movie of all Time

[apey]

Star wars sucked

[bedub1]

Borrat

[suggs]

It was a film for kids Cola.
I imagine we are similar ages-no director could have taken us back to the magic of being 5 and seeing star wars for the first time.
I'd be interested to what five year olds thought about the Phantom Menace-my guess is, they loved it.

Plus, Palpatine ROCKED.

but i STILL watch star wars! Regularly! My love for the originals has grown, not diminished, as i have elderlied.

The others are terrible films. Kids films don't have to be terrible. And if any 5-year olds could unravel that plot then they should be at cambridge already.
Why do i feel like Tim out of Spaced all of a sudden?
'Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fookin SHAFT!' hehe

Snorri I love it, ironic or nae.

BABYLON FIVE IS A BIG PILE OF SHIT.

[Snorri1234]

Borrat

It's Borat.


Also it's an awesome movie. (Not a very good movie, but still funny.)

[suggs]

Just watching Spaced.
Brian: "I see all of my-ex girlfriends. Well, not so much see, as watch."

[william18]

Star wars sucked

Blasphemy!

[Snorri1234]

Just watching Spaced.
Brian: "I see all of my-ex girlfriends. Well, not so much see, as watch."

Oooh, Spaced is on tv tomorrow here.

Unless it's on BBC now in which case you gotta tell me and I'm gonna watch.

[william18]

Phantom Menace.
For all the death star-sized expectations that were shattered. We can never forgive George Lucas for that.

It was pretty good. The third was by far the best, when almost every charcter gets killed off.

...and all the little Jedi children.

I CANNOT BELIEVE there is any debate to be had here.

The case for the prosecution:
The most tedious 'plot' ever
Jar jar fucking binks
CGI Is Not a Substitute for Creativity, Characters, Plot, Suspense or Dialogue
The thousands of dejected star wars fans streaming wordlessly otut of cinemas after this pile of shit finally ended
The fact that bullfrog-necked george 'i can still direct' lucas still made money
That bullshit explanation about the force
non-jokes
princess whateverthafuck's wired-shut jaw and insane outfits
No Han, Luke or Leia. No Chewie, droids, vader, alec guinness
Ewan Macgregor sleepwalking his way through in obvious embarrassment at the terrible alec guinness impression he is forced to speak his rubbish RUBBISH lines with

For the defence:
A cool lightsaber fight
The pod race was OK i guess

Prosecution rests. Your witness, someone.

You obviously know nothing about star wars. Since you know nothing on which you are talking about, your "fact" will become void.

Sir, you have slapped me across the face with yoru leather gloves and I accept. I was watching star wars before you were born. The recent trilogy is a travesty. A TRAVESTY. To tack those hours of pointless, merit-free shite onto a trilogy that probably had more effect on me growing up than any other film or films I can think of, made me very angry and very sad. Anyone who thinks these films deserve a place in the star wars canon needs their head examined.

I guess I need to have my head examined. But let me ask you this:

Why did aniken turn to the dark side. Think about it deeply. If you do not know the true answer, then I will be disappointed.

[Snorri1234]

I guess I need to have my head examined. But let me ask you this:

Why did aniken turn to the dark side. Think about it deeply. If you do not know the true answer, then I will be disappointed.

According to the awful acting by Hayden christiansesn or whatever, it was because he loved padmé or some such shit.

[william18]

I guess I need to have my head examined. But let me ask you this:

Why did aniken turn to the dark side. Think about it deeply. If you do not know the true answer, then I will be disappointed.

According to the awful acting by Hayden christiansesn or whatever, it was because he loved padmé or some such shit.

Think harder.

[Skoffin]

Zoolander.

[ParadiceCity9]

anything with Chuck Norris in it

I give negative feedback for comments like that, you Devil.

[william18]

Zoolander.

Srry expecting to much.

[Skoffin]

Zoolander.

Srry expecting to much.

Excuse me?

[william18]

Zoolander.

Srry expecting to much.

Excuse me?

Ahh you, bad memory to? Ill refrain from making your head pop with words that have more then six letters.

[Skoffin]

What the f*ck are you on about?

[william18]

I don'y know, im just pissed off that your changing the subject with worthless spam.

[got tonkaed]

I think it helps to understand the prequels as like the younger brother who had expectations that were way to high because of his kickass older brother and therefore developed personality problems that ended up ruining him on the inside so eventually he let everyone and himself down.

I think viewed in that light, they can be alright.

[Snorri1234]

I guess I need to have my head examined. But let me ask you this:

Why did aniken turn to the dark side. Think about it deeply. If you do not know the true answer, then I will be disappointed.

According to the awful acting by Hayden christiansesn or whatever, it was because he loved padmé or some such shit.

Think harder.

He was, like, disgruntled with those motherfucking jedis in that motherfucking senate?


Or wait, wasn't it because he missed his mom so for some reason he decides to become the most evil person in the universe?

[Skoffin]

I don'y know, im just pissed off that your changing the subject with worthless spam.

Uh, no, I wasn't. Zoolander is a movie, the worst fucking movie in history. As this thread is about horrible movies, I posted Zoolander, the worst fucking movie in history. f*ck I hate Zoolander.

[william18]

I guess I need to have my head examined. But let me ask you this:

Why did aniken turn to the dark side. Think about it deeply. If you do not know the true answer, then I will be disappointed.

According to the awful acting by Hayden christiansesn or whatever, it was because he loved padmé or some such shit.

Think harder.

He was, like, disgruntled with those motherfucking jedis in that motherfucking senate?


Or wait, wasn't it because he missed his mom so for some reason he decides to become the most evil person in the universe?

It's because he didn't obey the rules and conduct of the jedi order.

In the jedi code:

There is no passion, there is serenity
There is no emotion, there is peace.

He didn't listen to those two parts of the code, and that screwed him.

[got tonkaed]

would you argue that luke skywalker lived without passion or emotion?

surely he lived with both and he did not falter. Thusly i disagree with your explanation.

[william18]

would you argue that luke skywalker lived without passion or emotion?

surely he lived with both and he did not falter. Thusly i disagree with your explanation.

yes but how far did Luke go compared to Aniken?

[Snorri1234]

I don'y know, im just pissed off that your changing the subject with worthless spam.

Uh, no, I wasn't. Zoolander is a movie, the worst fucking movie in history. As this thread is about horrible movies, I posted Zoolander, the worst fucking movie in history. f*ck I hate Zoolander.

Never watched it. But I disagree because I like disagreeing.

[got tonkaed]

would you argue that luke skywalker lived without passion or emotion?

surely he lived with both and he did not falter. Thusly i disagree with your explanation.

yes but how far did Luke go compared to Aniken?

well if you consider the extended universe quite a bit farther really.