The Queen

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:09 pm

Koesen wrote:
suggs wrote: Dutch women versus Italian. Case proven

I have to disagree here. Dutch women look as good as Italian women when they're young and a whole lot better when they get older. Plus, they do everything and they're against their mothers ruling your life. And they don't have an uncle Luigi with hitman connections.

True. Though honestly, most girls get worse when they get older.

by **Skittles!** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:10 pm

Minister Masket wrote:You lose the Monarchy, you lose the Commonwealth.
That means losing important ties with Australia, Canada, India and the others.

Not really. Australia and Britain have lost certain ties over the past 100 years due to two world wars you didn't help us in, yet we helped you. Let's not go down that road.

Minister Masket wrote:Also, she can ditch the British Government at any time she wishes.

I don't see how? You mean she can ditch the Prime Minister but then ultimately you must vote in another one.

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:12 pm

Can anyone give a good reason to keep the monarchy? Apart from tourism and the prestige for foreign contacts I really can't see any.

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:16 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:True. Though honestly, most girls get worse when they get older.

You've been brainwashed by the dominant culture's youth-centric concept of beauty.

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by **Snorri1234** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:19 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:True. Though honestly, most girls get worse when they get older.

You've been brainwashed by the dominant culture's youth-centric concept of beauty.

And all the ugly women. Though a lot of them aren't that bad, they just don't care about their looks.

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:22 pm

Have to disagree Snorri-damn rude i know.
But the older woman =P~

sexy, experienced, generally more fun, and GO LIKE THE CLAPPERS

by **Nickbaldwin** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:24 pm

suggs wrote:Have to disagree Snorri-damn rude i know.
But the older woman sexy, experienced, generally more fun, and GO LIKE THE CLAPPERS

Keeping on topic, Liz is a bit of a minx.

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:27 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:
suggs wrote:Have to disagree Snorri-damn rude i know.
But the older woman sexy, experienced, generally more fun, and GO LIKE THE CLAPPERS

Keeping on topic, Liz is a bit of a minx.

I've probably said this before, but in one of my seminars, my prof has got a very large picture of LIzzie c.1955.
And she is pretty darn minxy

by **Nickbaldwin** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:31 pm

Slobber slobber

by **Frigidus** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:32 pm

suggs wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:
suggs wrote:Have to disagree Snorri-damn rude i know.
But the older woman sexy, experienced, generally more fun, and GO LIKE THE CLAPPERS

Keeping on topic, Liz is a bit of a minx.

I've probably said this before, but in one of my seminars, my prof has got a very large picture of LIzzie c.1955.
And she is pretty darn minxy

For a second I thought you meant the queen. I'm immensely relieved.

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:33 pm

Yes, she's right next to Lloyd George who I imagine probably would have given her one.
She has a lovely knowing expression...hmmm.

by **greenoaks** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:38 pm

suggs wrote:*Its FACT that Republics have fitter women than monarchies. Dutch women versus Italian. Case proven

American women versus women from any nation with a monarchy. Fact proven wrong.

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:39 pm

I know some HOT Americans

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:41 pm

greenoaks wrote:American women versus women from any nation with a monarchy. Fact proven wrong.

Nah... that silicone looks good from a few feet away, but it just doesn't feel the same.

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:43 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
greenoaks wrote:American women versus women from any nation with a monarchy. Fact proven wrong.
Nah... that silicone looks good from a few feet away, but it just doesn't feel the same.

How many breasts have you touched in your life?

Anyway, I'd bet that American women, being the fattest women in the world, have the largest breasts in the world.

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:44 pm

Thread derailment is awesome.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:45 pm

btownmeggy wrote:How many breasts have you touched in your life?

Please clarify yourself: do you want to know how many individual breasts i have touch, or how many pairs of breasts I have touched? Does 'touched' mean 'come into physical contact with' or 'fondled erogenously'?

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:47 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:How many breasts have you touched in your life?
Please clarify yourself: do you want to know how many individual breasts i have touch, or how many pairs of breasts I have touched? Does 'touched' mean 'come into physical contact with' or 'fondled erogenously'?

Individual or pairs is fine, as long as you specify which.

"Come into physical contact" is fine if it was bare skin to bare skin, but if there was a barrier of any kinda you can only count "fondled errogenously".

I'm guessing 1 pair. Mama's.

by **darvlay** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:48 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Anyway, I'd bet that American women, being the fattest women in the world, have the largest breasts in the world.

Is that really true? Because I have been to the UK and the only word I can use to describe the "lovely" ladies of England is Kebab.

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:48 pm

And of course, you don't really have to answer.

Or you can lie.

But I'll see through your lies and start making fun of your avatar.

by **brooksieb** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:55 pm

well i dont mind the queen but i dont like the royal family

anyway going on this little sub convo i've touched a few breasts in my time, i dont discriminate either.....don't get me started on that one

by **ignotus** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:58 pm

brooksieb wrote:well i dont mind the queen but i dont like the royal family

anyway going on this little sub convo i've touched a few breasts in my time, i dont discriminate either.....don't get me started on that one

one of your girls PMd me!

She is telling me you don't call her any more after that drunken evening at Southampton! :wink:

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:59 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Individual or pairs is fine, as long as you specify which.

"Come into physical contact" is fine if it was bare skin to bare skin, but if there was a barrier of any kinda you can only count "fondled errogenously".

I'm guessing 1 pair. Mama's.

In that case, you owe me fifty bucks. I have in fact fondled many pairs of breasts in my time, be that in bars, bedrooms, nightclubs or rural swampland, and I'm afraid that not once did the big sacks of plastic give me as much joy as real ones. Sure they looked great as I stumbled drunkenly through the neon wasteland of Oxford town, but closer inspection was always something of a letdown.

In other words, I'm sorry if your waps are made of silicone Meg and I've offended you by expressing my opinion on this matter. They may have cost a lot of money, and look like mad-good-fun from a metre away. But they just aren't my 'bag'(s).

Now, let us cease this vulgar boasting about my past sexual conquests, and resume crowning me the King of IK, while throwing silicone-'enchanced' Barbie dolls into pits of leeches.

by **brooksieb** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:04 pm

ignotus wrote:
brooksieb wrote:well i dont mind the queen but i dont like the royal family

anyway going on this little sub convo i've touched a few breasts in my time, i dont discriminate either.....don't get me started on that one

one of your girls PMd me!

She is telling me you don't call her any more after that drunken evening at Southampton!

oh god......if you lost ur virginity to her ignotus ur screwed!

hope ya didnt do it

by **greenoaks** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:04 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Anyway, I'd bet that American women, being the fattest women in the world, have the largest breasts in the world.

only just, american men are a close second.

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