Is it normal?

[AndrewLC]

Yeah, and then you have a lot of clean up

Or you can just leave it and blame it on your wee brother.

Or you could sit down to piss after whacking off...

I can't do that, it makes me feel un-manly

[Hitman079]

then pee in the shower. no messy mess there.

[AndrewLC]

then pee in the shower. no messy mess there.

Now thats...wierd.

[Hitman079]

if george costanza does it anyone can.
p.s. what he says is the truth. there was a memorable scene in the movie Me, Myself, and Irene (starring Jim Carrey) that did an entire scene on that

[Skittles!]

This is a pretty funny thread..

I really wonder what you talk to your friends about.

[Skittles!]

There is a biological explanation to this. Male reproductive organ in humans, or any male representatives of the vertabrate phylum, is like a sink. It has two canals, one through which the sperm flows, the other one is for ammonia. They both connect to one tube ( a.k.a our penis), when u need to excreet, the canal that provides the sperm closes off, letting ammonia through, and vice versa. When you try to pee after ejaculating, the canal is only open halfway, thus you lose control over your aim.

Also, on a side note, dont ever try to jerk off when you want to pee, the result is quiet messy and smelly.

So, let me get this straight.

We have a delta in our bodies, and, like the Nile River when it tries to get into the Med. Sea, there will be sloshing and turning for all joyous times.

I'm glad I have a canal in my body.

[riggable]

There is a biological explanation to this. Male reproductive organ in humans, or any male representatives of the vertabrate phylum, is like a sink. It has two canals, one through which the sperm flows, the other one is for ammonia. They both connect to one tube ( a.k.a our penis), when u need to excreet, the canal that provides the sperm closes off, letting ammonia through, and vice versa. When you try to pee after ejaculating, the canal is only open halfway, thus you lose control over your aim.

Also, on a side note, dont ever try to jerk off when you want to pee, the result is quiet messy and smelly.

So, let me get this straight.

We have a delta in our bodies, and, like the Nile River when it tries to get into the Med. Sea, there will be sloshing and turning for all joyous times.

I'm glad I have a canal in my body.

its really cool right? Our bodies are awesome!
Girls just get period pain every month of the year until they hit menopause, which I hear sucks even worse.


Looks like somebody's gender got the thumbs up from god...

[Hitman079]

what about those fantastic-seeming female orgasms?

[Skittles!]

what about those fantastic-seeming female orgasms?

What about male orgasms?

Anal-penetration FTW!

[Iliad]

what about those fantastic-seeming female orgasms?

which they have like once in 4 times they have sex while males have them all the time in sex.

[Snorri1234]

then pee in the shower. no messy mess there.

Now thats...wierd.

Peeing in the shower is fucking awesome.

[Snorri1234]

On that note, sex in the shower is also awesome.

[-ShadySoul-]

Looks like somebody's gender got the thumbs up from god...

I think god might have been a bit on the sexist side,

[lord voldemort]

On that note, sex in the shower is also awesome.

qft

[lord voldemort]

what about those fantastic-seeming female orgasms?

which they have like once in 4 times they have sex while males have them all the time in sex.

well no...thats just u unable to woo such girl....

[unriggable]

then pee in the shower. no messy mess there.

Now thats...wierd.

Peeing in the shower is fucking awesome.

Smells like shit though.

[apey]

After you jack off, then you go take a piss, the piss goes in like 38 different directions before it straightens out?

You must jack off alot

[Snorri1234]

then pee in the shower. no messy mess there.

Now thats...wierd.

Peeing in the shower is fucking awesome.

Smells like shit though.

No that's when you're shitting in the shower.

[Neoteny]

There is a biological explanation to this. Male reproductive organ in humans, or any male representatives of the vertabrate phylum, is like a sink. It has two canals, one through which the sperm flows, the other one is for ammonia. They both connect to one tube ( a.k.a our penis), when u need to excreet, the canal that provides the sperm closes off, letting ammonia through, and vice versa. When you try to pee after ejaculating, the canal is only open halfway, thus you lose control over your aim.

Also, on a side note, dont ever try to jerk off when you want to pee, the result is quiet messy and smelly.

I can't explain how sad I am that you beat me to this.

[unriggable]

then pee in the shower. no messy mess there.

Now thats...wierd.

Peeing in the shower is fucking awesome.

Smells like shit though.

No that's when you're shitting in the shower.

Apparently my brother did that when he was in his early years (4).

[HungrySomali]

On that note, sex in the shower is also awesome.

Meh, I cant stand shower sex. The light-headedness, the tired legs... too much work if you ask me.

[Snorri1234]

On that note, sex in the shower is also awesome.

Meh, I cant stand shower sex. The light-headedness, the tired legs... too much work if you ask me.

You don't have to finish in the shower.

[Blitzaholic]

After you jack off, then you go take a piss, the piss goes in like 38 different directions before it straightens out?

not sure about 38 different directions, but it will spray in some spots til u gain more experience

[Minister Masket]

Wow, I think I'm going to need some mind soap....

[suggs]

Sore dick?