Biscuit Conspiracy

[Guiscard]

This is very similar to something I came across the other day when attempting to consume some sweet coffee-break material. I opened my pack of Rowntree Fruit Pastels only to find that every single one was green apart from a long purple. I know people are gonna say its chance, blah blah, we've never seen such a pack before so how can we know what's gonna happen... But I know. Sure, you could provide convincing well argued points supported by factual sources in response, but don't you see? That's what they want you to do! We have to make a choice here. If you believe then, like DM and myself, you'll be behind the fence with electrodes attached to your nipples. If you don't, then prepare to receive the sugary mark.

WATCH OUR LIBERTIES GO DOWN THE SHITTER, SHEEPLE!

[Nickbaldwin]

This is very similar to something I came across the other day when attempting to consume some sweet coffee-break material. I opened my pack of Rowntree Fruit Pastels only to find that every single one was green apart from a long purple. I know people are gonna say its chance, blah blah, we've never seen such a pack before so how can we know what's gonna happen... But I know. Sure, you could provide convincing well argued points supported by factual sources in response, but don't you see? That's what they want you to do! We have to make a choice here. If you believe then, like DM and myself, you'll be behind the fence with electrodes attached to your nipples. If you don't, then prepare to receive the sugary mark.

WATCH OUR LIBERTIES GO DOWN THE SHITTER, SHEEPLE!

THE FRUIT PASTELS ARE RIGGED.

[HungrySomali]

No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit



Sausage Gravy and Biscuit



Cookie

[suggs]

Your avatar raises deep sceptical forebodings.

[Guiscard]

No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit



Sausage Gravy and Biscuit



Cookie

Is that like a scone? With bacon and egg?

And why does your gravy look like semen?

You call us weird?

[muy_thaiguy]

No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit



Sausage Gravy and Biscuit



Cookie

Is that like a scone? With bacon and egg?

And why does your gravy look like semen?

You call us weird?

Say it with me Guis, bis-cuit. And I don't think that gravy is homemade, doesn't have sausage or pepper in it.

And yes, we call you weird. I mean, the country where the great British Empire began can't even really call itself a country anymore (England).

[Dancing Mustard]

No wonder that Somali kid is so fucking hungry... look at the shit they're giving him to eat.


I blame the NWO for this state of affairs; mainly because I am too lazy and scared to face the unromantic truth of the matter, and too lacking in logical faculties to realise that I'm behaving irrationaly.








Also:

the country where the great British Empire began can't even really call itself a country anymore (England).

What the hell are you talking about?

[jiminski]

No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit



Sausage Gravy and Biscuit



Cookie

We all have out little cultural peculiarities.

In the US for example they call:
-Tortoises Turtles
-Commercials Football
and
-The Nations biggest idiot President for 8 years.

[HungrySomali]

No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.
quote]

Is that like a scone? With bacon and egg?

And why does your gravy look like semen?

You call us weird?

Cause its warm meaty and delicous. 8X

[HungrySomali]

No wonder that Somali kid is so fucking hungry... look at the shit they're giving him to eat.


I blame the NWO for this state of affairs; mainly because I am too lazy and scared to face the unromantic truth of the matter, and too lacking in logical faculties to realise that I'm behaving irrationaly.







Also:

the country where the great British Empire began can't even really call itself a country anymore (England).

What the hell are you talking about?

Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?

[Dancing Mustard]

Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?

No. I do not like Green eggs and ham.

[Nickbaldwin]

I do not like them sam i am.

[muy_thaiguy]

I do not like them here or there,

[Nickbaldwin]

I do not like them anywhere.

[browng-08]

It's a CULT!!!!

[autoload]

Slingblade.

[MeDeFe]

Jack Sprat, eat no fat.

[Skittles!]

Cookie

Dude, that's a biscuit.

This is a cookie..

[ParadiceCity9]

Cookie

Dude, that's a biscuit.

This is a cookie..

actually the first one is a sandwich treat

[muy_thaiguy]

Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.

[Frigidus]

Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.

Do you guys (Brits) still call English muffins English muffins? That just looks so wrong grammatically...

[Skittles!]

Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.

Do you guys (Brits) still call English muffins English muffins? That just looks so wrong grammatically...

Aussie's do!

[Dancing Mustard]

Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.

Do you guys (Brits) still call English muffins English muffins? That just looks so wrong grammatically...

No, we've always just called them muffins. The prefix of 'English' is just added whenever they get exported to countries outside of Europe.

(Indeed, the addition of 'English' was one of the written in amendments to the copies of Harry Potter that were sold in the States)

[McGrr]

Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.

Do you guys (Brits) still call English muffins English muffins? That just looks so wrong grammatically...

No, we've always just called them muffins. The prefix of 'English' is just added whenever they get exported to countries outside of Europe.

(Indeed, the addition of 'English' was one of the written in amendments to the copies of Harry Potter that were sold in the States)

We call English muffins just muffins.
What about some Italian Pizza? Or Russian Vodka? Or Turkish Lokum?

[Guiscard]

No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit


Sausage Gravy and Biscuit

Cookie

Is that like a scone? With bacon and egg?

And why does your gravy look like semen?

You call us weird?

Say it with me Guis, bis-cuit. And I don't think that gravy is homemade, doesn't have sausage or pepper in it.

And yes, we call you weird. I mean, the country where the great British Empire began can't even really call itself a country anymore (England).

Gravy:

-Note the property of not being semen.

Biscuits:

-Note these are of the chocolate digestive variety, made by popular brand Mc Vitie's.

Scones:

-Note the jam and cream filling. Some may not use the top half, or just spread with butter. Furthermore, note the lack of eggs, bacon, gravy etc.