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My itchy balls?

 
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Postby ignotus on Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:55 pm

Norse wrote:Hehe, gonna have some fun with them bollywood scenes


Please do it. Three subtitles can be a lot of fun. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby mybike_yourface on Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:05 pm

maybe you should post this in Club de Conquitsa. they'll know.
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Postby The1exile on Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:08 pm

mybike_yourface wrote:maybe you should post this in Club de Conquitsa. they'll know.


Club de Conquitsa wrote:pusimos el polvo itching en sus bolas. gracias.
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Postby btownmeggy on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm

Did you do any swimming in the ocean?

Anyway, I recommend vitamin E lotion. If that doesn't help, try a fungicide.
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Postby Chris7He on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:33 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Did you do any swimming in the ocean?

Anyway, I recommend vitamin E lotion. If that doesn't help, try a fungicide.


How about contraceptives?
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Postby btownmeggy on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:37 pm

Chris7He wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Did you do any swimming in the ocean?

Anyway, I recommend vitamin E lotion. If that doesn't help, try a fungicide.


How about contraceptives?


Well, I'm not sure how that will help itchy balls.
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Postby Chris7He on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:40 pm

Or just try not having sex with Norse.
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Postby brooksieb on Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:58 am

you've been with a hooker m8 confess it, prepare for the mould to kick in and......you've been fucked over by a girl (yes norse in both ways) lol
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:38 am

well i gave u my advice
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Postby autoload on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:19 am

This is the second topic in as many tries where I have seen you double post...
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:54 pm

Luckily, after a few days the itching subsided.

I think it was due to having to travel home after having only 4 hours sleep, after an all-day new-years piss up. This causing me to sweat my bollocks off on the journey back, having not had a proper wash for a whole day...ya gross, but washing is the last thing on your mind, when the worls is spinning around in front of your eyes, it feels as though your head is 3 tonnes, and you need to be at the airport in 30 minutes....
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby suggs on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:00 pm

But lets be frank, I enjoy having itchy balls-it giives me a sense of purpose.
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:01 pm

Yes Suggs, 'tis very satisfying...but not to the point where you are ripping your bollock-sack apart.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby suggs on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:03 pm

Thats the image i want to fall asleep to tonight-Norsey ripping his ball sack open :lol:
We should definitely become poets.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:07 pm

suggs wrote:Thats the image i want to fall asleep to tonight-Norsey ripping his ball sack open :lol:
We should definitely become poets.


Suggs...this gives me an idea...

Get me, you n Jiminski (to put our speeling mistakes rite), and we can write alternative poetry, for "alternative" people. If Paul Mccartney can get away with Gooobgooobgajoooob, then I'm sure suggsius von suggs and norsio norsius can get away with Anally raping, pill induced wank orgies...

This is our destiny
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suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby suggs on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:11 pm

Class plan.
I assume you really mean: "Lets write some abusive poetry?"
Class plan. :lol:
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