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Postby Chris7He on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:16 pm

God kicks divine ass!!!
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Postby Norse on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:24 pm

Odin is gonna be pissed off when he see's this.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:26 pm

God smiteth Odin and Jesus Christ shall cometh down from the heavens and sprinkle-eth loveth on Odineth's graveth.
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Postby samuelchin1996 on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:29 pm

God in christian belief is the only god and lots of people are christians.(including me)
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:32 pm

If the gods derive power from worship, then God wins even though most of his supporters are sitting on the couch on Sunday.
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Postby samuelchin1996 on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:33 pm

Of Course! Sunday is the sabbath day!(Do no work!)
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:35 pm

God's already smiting with this poll. Come on! Let's sing to the highest heavens!!!

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Postby AndrewLC on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:43 pm

Go Zeus!
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Postby EvilPurpleMonkey on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:44 pm

Furcifer, God of deception, thunder and enamouring men with women and vice versa, FTW!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:45 pm

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Postby freezie on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:51 pm

I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..

God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.

Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.

Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.



This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.
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Postby samuelchin1996 on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:52 pm

freezie wrote:I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..

God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.

Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.

Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.



This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.


You mean God loses cos he wanted to.
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Postby freezie on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:56 pm

samuelchin1996 wrote:
freezie wrote:I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..

God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.

Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.

Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.



This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.


You mean God loses cos he wanted to.


If he does, he still doesn't win. The whole question of this thread: Who would win?

No deeper than that ;)
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Postby DaGip on Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:36 pm

It has to be Ra, because the Judeo-Christian-Muslim god came from the Egyptian god Aman-Ra...and each one of these religions secretly make reference to him when the end their prayers:

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Postby unriggable on Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:53 pm

Odin. Hands down.
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Postby Strife on Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:00 pm

DaGip wrote:It has to be Ra, because the Judeo-Christian-Muslim god came from the Egyptian god Aman-Ra...and each one of these religions secretly make reference to him when the end their prayers:

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Wow, I thought was going to be a conspiracy but it's actually somewhat true. :shock:
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Postby Tyr on Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:13 pm

you forgot tyr. god or war. he would have to win in a fight
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Postby DaGip on Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:17 pm

Strife wrote:
DaGip wrote:It has to be Ra, because the Judeo-Christian-Muslim god came from the Egyptian god Aman-Ra...and each one of these religions secretly make reference to him when the end their prayers:

AMEN
Wow, I thought was going to be a conspiracy but it's actually somewhat true. :shock:


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Postby Shadowstar on Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:24 pm

How could you forget the Flying Spagetti Monster? :shock:
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Postby got tonkaed on Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:25 pm

Shadowstar wrote:How could you forget the Flying Spagetti Monster? :shock:


noodly appendages dont strike me as very tough, especially when we are talking about hammers and thunderbolts.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:30 pm

It took me a while to think of an answer, but I eventually decided Odin.

Zeus is too busy fucking his sisters.

Ra is too busy watching people build temples to him.

And God is too busy watching us kill Iraqis in the Middle East.

Odin FTW
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Re: Which religous icon would win in a fight? (be honest)

Postby Hitman079 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:56 am

Norse wrote:Well, I'm sure we've all wondered.

Now choose!

Christianity versus pagan religions!

dude, you forgot the flying spaghetti monster.
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Re: Which religous icon would win in a fight? (be honest)

Postby Iliad on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:30 am

Hitman079 wrote:
Norse wrote:Well, I'm sure we've all wondered.

Now choose!

Christianity versus pagan religions!

dude, you forgot the flying spaghetti monster.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:02 am

buddha would fall right over and suffocate all of them.
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:46 am

I`d rather see the Invisible pink unicorn going one on one with the FSM, but out of these 4 I`ll have to say Zeus.
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