Vote Norse! or else...

[Norse]

The official Cabinet:

Norse - Facilitation management
Nark - Minister of Virgins
Dancing Mustard - The shady non-governmental chap, who seems to be lurking in the dark, calling the shots.
B.K.Barunt - Diplomatic overlord
Ignotus - Holder of the government seal
GreecePwns - Officer for the regulation of cabinet nights-out on the piss
Simonov - Minister of sports, and diplomat to the slavs
DAZMCFC - Diplomat to Northern Ireland, and beer tester
The weird one - Minister of engineering, and fantastic scientific discoveries
Jiminski - Minister of Literature and intellectual wittcism
Suggs - Minister of Indie music and crack
V.I - minister of naughty words
Kalishnakov - diplomat to our communist bretheren
Xtratabasco - Diplomat to Mexico
Nobunaga - Minister of Treasury, and hilarious tax hikes in small, insignificant countries.
Unriggable - Ambassador to "the rogue state"
Satans paladin - Womens institute director, and spiritual mother to us all
Diddle - Minister of terrible jokes, and Master of the toilet
Minister Masket - Minister of deadly weapons, and commisioner of war


This list is not exhaustive, please feel free to apply for a cabinet position...

[Norse]

Updated!

[b.k. barunt]

We shall usher in an era of peace, prosperity, and brightly colored bags of shit. Huzzah!


Honibaz

[soundout9]

I vote norse...cause you rock









































what is this for?

[Norse]

Good question soundout.

I think it was originally to do with the USA elections, and a certain agenda's dislike for ron paul.

But it has since turned into a political free-for-all, that Im guessing represents presidency for the CC forums.

[unriggable]

You need an ambassador to the rogue state. I am open to the opportunity.

[satanspaladin]

You need a woman on your cabinet.* you need a woman period*
or else the voters will know your sexiest before the election.

I am open bribes

[Norse]

You need an ambassador to the rogue state. I am open to the opportunity.

Okeydoke!

300K PA as standard, plus the "benefits"

[Norse]

You need a woman on your cabinet.* you need a woman period*
or else the voters will know your sexiest before the election.

I am open bribes

Absolutley.

You are our new "Womens institutional director"

As per norm, you will be granted the 300K per annum, rising 20% every yesar, and a fresh new virginal 16 year old every fortnight.

[satanspaladin]

You need a woman on your cabinet.* you need a woman period*
or else the voters will know your sexiest before the election.

I am open bribes

Absolutley.

You are our new "Womens institutional director"

As per norm, you will be granted the 300K per annum, rising 20% every yesar, and a fresh new virginal 16 year old every fortnight.

Sold .I'm so cheap

[Norse]

Did I mention that I promise to use wasted public sector cash on cronie-embesslement, and use the deprived offspring of working class families as sex slaves to my governments voters?

[The Weird One]

Did I mention that I promise to use wasted public sector cash on cronie-embesslement, and use the deprived offspring of working class families as sex slaves to my governments voters?

it's reasons like this that you're going to have major support

[jnd94]

Norse, even though I'm already "running", I would like to volunteer myself to your cause as your personal self-esteem booster.

[Norse]

Norse, even though I'm already "running", I would like to volunteer myself to your cause as your personal self-esteem booster.

I like the idea, but sorry, as an opposition member this would contradict my aims.

However, when I am defending my presidency next election, you may hop aboard.

[jnd94]

Norse, even though I'm already "running", I would like to volunteer myself to your cause as your personal self-esteem booster.

I like the idea, but sorry, as an opposition member this would contradict my aims.

However, when I am defending my presidency next election, you may hop aboard.

Alright fine, but you will regret this when the Australian/Pacific Islander group of CC'ers logs on after a nice sleep, and realizes that by voting me, they are assuring democracy within our forums.

[Norse]

Ha!

The australasians know that they will be considered as kings in my world plans!

[jnd94]

Too bad I got to them first... They are already reaping the benifts of supporting my campaign. After my successful run, they will enjoy top of the line seating at all major sporting events, and +2 weeks vacation.

[Simonov]

newsflash from ministry of propaganda, new vote for norse banners!

[diddle]

Any vacancy's?

[reverend_kyle]

Could I be your ambassador to the luns/stopper campaign. I'd dismantle them from the inside.

[Simonov]

even Hilter submits to Norse's power!

[Minister Masket]

Wonderful, I'll join the Norse cabinet stupidly late because the others are rubbish!

[DAZMCFC]

as Minister of beer tasting and Northern Ireland(Ulster), i thought it was in my best interest to taste some beer and watch N.Ireland beat Denmark on saturday nght.

[Norse]

even Hilter submits to Norse's power!

The man knows when he's beaten

[Norse]

as Minister of beer tasting and Northern Ireland(Ulster), i thought it was in my best interest to taste some beer and watch N.Ireland beat Denmark on saturday nght.

Well, I was hoping that your own religous bias, and drunken-maniac tendancies could acheive some interesting goals in ulster.