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WOMEN: Do you have a vibrator or dildo?

 
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:13 am

Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

Because you're not a virgin? :lol: :wink:
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Postby ogr8cdd on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:22 am

rambos poodle wrote:
kwanton wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?


At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon :wink: :lol:


True but you can't find a woman 's clitoris without a map and we all know how bad men are at asking for directions, she crying with out hope of ever
getting an orgasm .

That is why i became a lesbian ,the loving is just so much better :wink:


Ignorance on my part, I thought being a lesbian was like being Gay... I am told you are born that way. Or can you become lesbian and then decide NOT to become lesbian and become straight again?
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Postby satanspaladin on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:29 am

Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

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Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

hecter is like a bottle of mustard - many dip their sausages into him.... :sick:


Ok, I just lost my appetite.


No Hecter is to sweet to be like mustard .

I have this vision.

Hecter in a dress id date him then :wink:
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Postby Coleman on Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:47 am

I thought this was to discuss how women are sex toys. I was sorely disappointed. :(
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Postby bedub1 on Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:06 am

Wow.....I was wrong....I expected the 3rd option to get 90% of the votes....all right....how many guys voted for the 1st option? Come on...fess up!
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Postby Titanic on Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:14 am

I think all the male pervs votes #1.
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:18 pm

rambos poodle wrote:
kwanton wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?


At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon :wink: :lol:


True but you can't find a woman 's clitoris without a map and we all know how bad men are at asking for directions, she crying with out hope of ever
getting an orgasm .

That is why i became a lesbian ,the loving is just so much better :wink:

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Postby diddle on Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:20 pm

hecter wrote:
rambos poodle wrote:
kwanton wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?


At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon :wink: :lol:


True but you can't find a woman 's clitoris without a map and we all know how bad men are at asking for directions, she crying with out hope of ever
getting an orgasm .

That is why i became a lesbian ,the loving is just so much better :wink:

Sarah?


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Postby Coleman on Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:20 pm

I again stress that a discussion on how women are sex toys would be much more interesting then this.
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Postby got tonkaed on Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:20 pm

i really feel like the quality of threads has risen immesurably in the last few days.
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:21 pm

satanspaladin wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

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lmao


Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

hecter is like a bottle of mustard - many dip their sausages into him.... :sick:


Ok, I just lost my appetite.


No Hecter is to sweet to be like mustard .

I have this vision.

Hecter in a dress id date him then :wink:

*puts on a dress and shaves off any left over hair (not on my head though!)*

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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:25 pm

Women who say shit like that obviously have been with stupid men, or in a relationship with a man who was just a jerk.

Don't lump all men into that bullshit.

The reason you became a lesbo is because you like pussy more than dick... That's fine, but I promise there are plenty of men that can do it just as well as a woman.
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Postby got tonkaed on Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:29 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Women who say shit like that obviously have been with stupid men, or in a relationship with a man who was just a jerk.

Don't lump all men into that bullshit.

The reason you became a lesbo is because you like pussy more than dick... That's fine, but I promise there are plenty of men that can do it just as well as a woman.


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Postby happy2seeyou on Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:06 pm

Coleman wrote:I again stress that a discussion on how women are sex toys would be much more interesting then this.


I like to think of the men as the toys that I play with, then toss out when they bore me ;)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:07 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
Coleman wrote:I again stress that a discussion on how women are sex toys would be much more interesting then this.


I like to think of the men as the toys that I play with, then toss out when they bore me ;)


Flirt.
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:07 pm

Coleman wrote:I again stress that a discussion on how women are sex toys would be much more interesting then this.

I'm too much of a feminist to agree with this statement...
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Postby happy2seeyou on Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:13 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
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Coleman wrote:I again stress that a discussion on how women are sex toys would be much more interesting then this.


I like to think of the men as the toys that I play with, then toss out when they bore me ;)


Flirt.


I think everyone is somewhat a flirt. No problems with that.
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Postby Coleman on Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:13 pm

Then disagree, it would be far more interesting then asking something everyone over 18 should know. :roll:

I'm surprised that original poster was surprised.

I'm actually dating someone that is very much not a feminist and in fact rather anti-feminist, she feels like feminism ruined any chances of her having the life she wanted to have.

I agree, however, that if I told her I thought she was just a sex toy I would not be having a very good day. :lol:
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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:08 pm

Coleman wrote:I'm actually dating someone that is very much not a feminist and in fact rather anti-feminist, she feels like feminism ruined any chances of her having the life she wanted to have.


Yeah, 'cuz housewives are like... SO OPPRESSED by the rampant feminism of our society.
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:10 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Coleman wrote:I'm actually dating someone that is very much not a feminist and in fact rather anti-feminist, she feels like feminism ruined any chances of her having the life she wanted to have.


Yeah, 'cuz housewives are like... SO OPPRESSED by the rampant feminism of our society.

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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:11 pm

rambos poodle wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Are there no grammar classes for lesbians :?


why no.

We are just so confused by men telling us its 6 inches when it only 6mm .

All my school teachers were men .

Explains everything really

Punctuation classes might be a good idea as well.
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Postby xtratabasco on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:25 pm

Rev, dont you have any tasteless porno to go with this thread??? :wink:
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Postby Sackett58 on Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:21 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
Coleman wrote:I again stress that a discussion on how women are sex toys would be much more interesting then this.


I like to think of the men as the toys that I play with, then toss out when they bore me ;)


Yeah my wife would of tossed me out years ago if I wasn't a decent pinochle partner. :mrgreen:
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Postby riggable on Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:54 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Coleman wrote:I'm actually dating someone that is very much not a feminist and in fact rather anti-feminist, she feels like feminism ruined any chances of her having the life she wanted to have.


Yeah, 'cuz housewives are like... SO OPPRESSED by the rampant feminism of our society.


No, dumbshit. Its because so many feminist women have taken it TOO FAR and have become TOO OBNOXIOUS that a woman is too ashamed/has too much pride to want to be lumped in with those wackos.
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Postby Coleman on Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:23 am

hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Coleman wrote:I'm actually dating someone that is very much not a feminist and in fact rather anti-feminist, she feels like feminism ruined any chances of her having the life she wanted to have.


Yeah, 'cuz housewives are like... SO OPPRESSED by the rampant feminism of our society.

:lol:
Well there is a societal pressure now for her to work, which she doesn't think she should have to do, she'd rather be a housewife.

Which is more then you really need to know. :roll:
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