Bill Shakes:
1. Did you really write all your plays or are you the second greatest literary hoodwink ever?
2. If loves labours lost then what was the score? Surely not Patrick Doyle...
3. What were you on when you wrote Midsummer Nights Dream and where can I get some? (Assuming you wrote it of course).
Jesus H:
1. Are you really the son of God or are you the greatest literary hoodwink ever?
2. You put Judas up to it, right?
3. When you do the second coming thing would you consider suspending yourself in a perspex box above Tower Bridge for 44 days? If so can I advise you reconsider the location, this sort of thing just doesn't work on the Brits.