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Postby unriggable on Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:10 pm

How about a guy who owns a bar AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
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Postby Arbustos on Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:36 pm

The effect Wang Yun had on the course of Chinese history.

Or Jews in space. :wink:
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Postby static_ice on Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:13 pm

parasitic monsters spreading across the galaxy :)
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Postby ignotus on Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:19 pm

Arbustos wrote:Or Jews in space. :wink:


Mel Brooks already did that years ago...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cAVJyBshh0

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How about a shoe that can talk... O what stinky stories it would tell... :twisted:
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Postby Arbustos on Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:10 pm

ignotus wrote:
Arbustos wrote:Or Jews in space. :wink:


Mel Brooks already did that years ago...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cAVJyBshh0

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



-_- That's why I said it...
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:41 pm

GCSE's eh? Were they A's or A*'s, I couldn't quite figure it out?

My random idea is "Does the ability to write translate into the ability to be an author". Might as well write about something you can get your teeth into.
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Postby Fircoal on Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:51 pm

Guess what I'll say. :D

I would say Pikachus but somehow I know if one is but in it'll get a bad role. meh, it's hard coming up with random ideas on the spot. <_<
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:45 pm

Astrojildo Pereira.

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Postby diddle on Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:55 am

the spork revolution
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:01 am

15 ideas should be enough. Okay then, I'll write this freaky book up over the weekend. I'll reveal my random creation on Monday (or Tuesday if I get writer's block).

While I'm gone, I'll need a title. Any suggestions?
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Postby Syzygy on Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:36 am

Debbie Does Dallas?

A Wallet Where My Hear Once Was?

Jacob Zuma - Shower Hour?

Holden Caulfield and the Happy Rays of Sunshine?
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Postby GreecePwns on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:54 am

The Ultimate Book to End all Books, Book!
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Postby ignotus on Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:10 am

How to make you crazy in 100 pages :twisted:
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Postby static_ice on Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:20 am

Minister Masket wrote:
The1exile wrote:An assassin hunting a duke in the midst of the crusades.

Assassin's Creed. You try to run anything by me which is game-related, and I WILL know about it. :P Nice try.

I wish to AVOID copyright infringment, thank you.


static_ice wrote:parasitic monsters spreading across the galaxy :)

that's from Halo :)
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:43 am

static_ice wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
The1exile wrote:An assassin hunting a duke in the midst of the crusades.

Assassin's Creed. You try to run anything by me which is game-related, and I WILL know about it. :P Nice try.

I wish to AVOID copyright infringment, thank you.


static_ice wrote:parasitic monsters spreading across the galaxy :)

that's from Halo :)

Parasitic monsters could be anything though. From flesh-eating ants to the aliens from Starship Troopers. At least it isn't too specific...
Although a little cliche...
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Postby diddle on Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:15 am

10 reasons why Misterman10 is a douche
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Postby The1exile on Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:29 am

Minister Masket wrote:
The1exile wrote:An assassin hunting a duke in the midst of the crusades.

Assassin's Creed. You try to run anything by me which is game-related, and I WILL know about it. :P Nice try.

I wish to AVOID copyright infringment, thank you.


what's assassins creed?

Actually, I was trying to think of a context in which a duke would be vulnerable and actually have a proper assassin after him. had he been at home in the manor, I am certain I could cook up a good tale of the butler thwarting his attempts with true butlerian grace, but it'd be a bit of a stretch from reality, more than I'd usually go.
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:04 pm

The1exile wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
The1exile wrote:An assassin hunting a duke in the midst of the crusades.

Assassin's Creed. You try to run anything by me which is game-related, and I WILL know about it. :P Nice try.

I wish to AVOID copyright infringment, thank you.


what's assassins creed?

T'is an upcoming PS3 game.
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:26 pm

The title for your book?

"The great deception"
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:32 pm

How about

"The Most Random Book You Will Ever Read Book"?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:19 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:How about

"The Most Random Book You Will Ever Read Book"?

I'm liking it. Although I may combine every title you lot posted into one freakish mess of words.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:21 am

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Postby Syzygy on Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:25 am

"How my allergies cause my penis to inflate and eventually burst on the weekend of my best friend's wedding."
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:38 am

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Postby Tripitaka on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:06 am

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