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Postby High Guard on Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:02 pm

Rossiya svyaschennaya nasha dyerzhava
Rossiya lyubimaya nasha strana
Moguchaya volya vyelikaya slava
Tvoyo dostoyan'ye na vsya vryemyena!!!

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Guess who I'll be rooting for.....
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:34 am

we are gonna beat russia no problem, coming off the back of a convincing win, our confidence is high, and we have these people -

Michael Owen

Joe Cole

Steven Gerrard

Sends shivers down my spine every time

to name a few
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:37 am

I'm wondering if we should have a sub-forum for sport.
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:38 am

Skittles! wrote:I'm wondering if we should have a sub-forum for sport.


then a sub-sub-forum for each seperate sport :D
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:39 am

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Skittles! wrote:I'm wondering if we should have a sub-forum for sport.


then a sub-sub-forum for each seperate sport :D

No, just threads for sperate sports
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Postby debilcina on Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:24 am

we won against you, your poor goalkeeper did mistake but we also played much better than you, borat is legend, and we are not anglo-saxs?? wtf are you talking, whatever, now to prove yourselves worthy you must win more than 2-0 to be better than croatia, everything else is our victory, but i think we win 0:1, free kick Darijo Srna, you will see when that day comes...

i think we dont have to comment anymore since you norse are blind, brazil is 1000000000000000000000 x times better than you with their 5th team, you were always sore losers, you won once and now you are so fucking proud, we know how you won this last match, lol this refurees gave you victory, the gave you,... i couldnt beleive that they can give someone victory just like that , 2 goals were actually not goals, and if that first goal is not goal, maybe the game wouldnt go so good for you...

i still remember how Germany kicked your asses on wembley :lol: :lol:
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Postby GreecePwns on Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:42 am

Don't you EVER mention that again.
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Postby Simonov on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:02 am

Norse wrote:
Simonov wrote:even Borat laughs at you, look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8nzTjJXOI

how do you intend to win when you can't hit the ball at all?


Im going to make a special trip to London on the night of the Croatia match, just so that I can send a few of your commrades back with a "stanley-smile"


i saw how your brave lads behaved in zagreb. you shat in your pants just when you saw our boys coming.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:31 am

now being a scots fan, i want Ingerrrland to lose every game, but when it comes down to violence we kick shit out of every1. England go all over the show and have to put up with the police being over zealous towards our supporters. look in europe last year. the Italian police against United fans, that was bang out of order. then you had the Spanish police against the Spurs fans, again bang out of order, even though the Spurs fans give as good as they got. :twisted: :twisted:

anyway back on topic i will say 1-1.

to Skittles, in the clan i was in we had our own forum with a thread for quite a lot of different spotrs. "The Gladfiators of Sport". :lol:
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Postby Titanic on Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:05 am

debilcina wrote:we won against you, your poor goalkeeper did mistake but we also played much better than you, borat is legend, and we are not anglo-saxs?? wtf are you talking, whatever, now to prove yourselves worthy you must win more than 2-0 to be better than croatia, everything else is our victory, but i think we win 0:1, free kick Darijo Srna, you will see when that day comes...

i think we dont have to comment anymore since you norse are blind, brazil is 1000000000000000000000 x times better than you with their 5th team, you were always sore losers, you won once and now you are so fucking proud, we know how you won this last match, lol this refurees gave you victory, the gave you,... i couldnt beleive that they can give someone victory just like that , 2 goals were actually not goals, and if that first goal is not goal, maybe the game wouldnt go so good for you...

i still remember how Germany kicked your asses on wembley :lol: :lol:


Is that why their first team drew 1-1 with us recently. Also, in that match, they scored in injury time, past 90 minutes, and the Brazillian presenter for the BBC, think its Leonardo, said England deserved to win.
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Postby Simonov on Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:16 am

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there would be only 1:0 if judges weren't crooked. first goal was an offside and on last one one of your player blocked israel's keeper from jumping for the ball. just hope they won't help you again in upcoming matches...


now siminov, I saw the slow replay, the first goal was on side by about half a foot...


that what you want to believe, admit that referees played as your 12th player on this match.

http://www.goal.com/en-us/Articolo.aspx ... oId=408041

you should be ashamed that i need to teach you the rules of football since your people invented it. btw that is only sport you were good at. you suck at basketball, volleyball, handball etc... have only pansy sports like cricket and polo.

offside definition: In 2005 The International Football Association Board agreed a new Decision in Law 11 that being 'nearer to his opponent's goal line' meant that "any part of his head, body or feet is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent. The arms are not included in this definition."
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this isn't offside?(look at england's attacker's upper body and head) hard to believe. even if it wasn't there was no way for judge to see it and in such occasion almost every time whistle is blown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db5O6v9dcfw
and look at the third "goal" yourself. obvious foul on goalkeeper.
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:01 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:now being a scots fan, i want Ingerrrland to lose every game, but when it comes down to violence we kick shit out of every1. England go all over the show and have to put up with the police being over zealous towards our supporters. look in europe last year. the Italian police against United fans, that was bang out of order. then you had the Spanish police against the Spurs fans, again bang out of order, even though the Spurs fans give as good as they got. :twisted: :twisted:

anyway back on topic i will say 1-1.

to Skittles, in the clan i was in we had our own forum with a thread for quite a lot of different spotrs. "The Gladfiators of Sport". :lol:


Daz, oh Daz...


Such a naive individual, and there was me thinking you were a GUVNA.

I look forward to heading up to london for the Croatia game, and mutilating a few slavic rats' faces, after these cheeky comments Ive been hearing on this thread thus far...wel worth the 50 quid return ticket .

My only weakness is football, and I dont react well to people slagging off my countrymen, nor nation.

Well done beetroot-soup slurping, commie-loving slavs, youve just caused future misery to some of your scum-bag commrades.
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:07 pm

Simonov wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db5O6v9dcfw
and look at the third "goal" yourself. obvious foul on goalkeeper.


the keeper walked into owen and went down like a ponce, fair goal, owen wasn't even aware that the keeper was coming, he was looking the other way
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Postby Simonov on Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:07 pm

Norse wrote:Such a naive individual, and there was me thinking you were a GUVNA.


no, he is scottish and therefore fine by me. only englanders can be proud of being GOVNA.

http://www.translation-guide.com/free_o ... to=English

Norse wrote:I look forward to heading up to london for the Croatia game


please come.you'll go home with your tail between your legs.
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:14 pm

Simonov wrote:
Norse wrote:Such a naive individual, and there was me thinking you were a GUVNA.


no, he is scottish and therefore fine by me. only englanders can be proud of being GOVNA.


siminov, you prick, you dont even know what the term "guvna" means.

Besides, daz was born and raised in england, just has scottish parents...but my beef is not with my mate Daz, it is with yourself and your ilk.
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Norse wrote:I look forward to heading up to london for the Croatia game


please come.you'll go home with your tail between your legs.


Siminov, you will not believe how much that comment infuriates me, but then again I suppose that this is why you say it.

The last time I went to an england match was when we played at home to turkey....why do you think I went to this match? for the goals and fun of it?

no, I made the 900 mile round trip to Sunderland just so that I could go and show the turks what I felt about them......

Nuff said.
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:16 pm

we have all round quality, and if it comes out, we're indestructable
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Postby Simonov on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:00 pm

Nurse wrote:siminov, you prick, you dont even know what the term "guvna" means.


i don't but it sounds much like our word for shit.

Nurse wrote:Siminov, you will not believe how much that comment infuriates me, but then again I suppose that this is why you say it.


wov, you must be psychic.

ps you're so cute when you get pissed Nurse
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:13 pm

Simonov wrote:
Nurse wrote:siminov, you prick, you dont even know what the term "guvna" means.


i don't but it sounds much like our word for shit.

Nurse wrote:Siminov, you will not believe how much that comment infuriates me, but then again I suppose that this is why you say it.


wov, you must be psychic.

ps you're so cute when you get pissed Nurse


Siminov, I understand that you are an indigenous sample of a slavic, rat-eating culture, so I will forgive you for ignorant approach

Can I just remind everyone what the nation of croatia is like?

Here is a group of their supporters when they travelled to Italy about a year back.

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How charming.

You would seem to be a contradiction to your pseudo-nazi brothers siminov, maybe you are a loner outcast, who gets bullied by skin heads?

Bah, I pity you.
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:35 pm

Simonov wrote:offside definition: In 2005 The International Football Association Board agreed a new Decision in Law 11 that being 'nearer to his opponent's goal line' meant that "any part of his head, body or feet is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent. The arms are not included in this definition."
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Yes, you knob-jockey, and I can clearly see that the israeli has his foot ( a part of his body) closer to the goal line than wright-phillips head.

I know that with this angle it looks as though he is offside, maybe you 3rd world nations dont have the commercial technology of hawk eye, that proved wright-phillips was onside.

You make me sick preaching to me, what I wouldnt give to meet you face to face.
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Postby Simonov on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:35 pm

Norse wrote:Siminov, I understand that you are an indigenous sample of a slavic, rat-eating culture, so I will forgive you for ignorant approach


you better bow to my "rat-eating culture" for if there wasn't for it you'd still be gnawing on pork bones in your castles by candle light.

Norse wrote:Can I just remind everyone what the nation of croatia is like?

Here is a group of their supporters when they travelled to Italy about a year back.

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as for this wanna be nazi-fucks you can clearly see i will only have double satisfaction if you and them fight.
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:42 pm

Simonov wrote:
Norse wrote:Siminov, I understand that you are an indigenous sample of a slavic, rat-eating culture, so I will forgive you for ignorant approach



you better bow to my "rat-eating culture" for if there wasn't for it you'd still be gnawing on pork bones in your castles by candle light.



Englush plase

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Norse wrote:Can I just remind everyone what the nation of croatia is like?

Here is a group of their supporters when they travelled to Italy about a year back.

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as for this wanna be nazi-fucks you can clearly see i will only have double satisfaction if you and them fight.


Ha! we're the cunts who beat nazism, you fucking freak, whilst your backward nation has let it flourish, you twat.

Let me tell you something that maybe your quasi-commie history teachers never taught you...

Croatia is a backward, non-descript nation, whenever a croatian gets rich, they leave your shit-hole rat eating nation to join western europe.

You must have some serious inferiority issues, not my problem, I will gladly beat you about anytime.
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Postby Simonov on Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:05 pm

Norse wrote:Ha! we're the cunts who beat nazism, you fucking freak, whilst your backward nation has let it flourish, you twat.

Let me tell you something that maybe your quasi-commie history teachers never taught you...

Croatia is a backward, non-descrpit nation, whenever a croatian gets rich, they leave your shit-hole rat eating nation to join western europe.

You must have some serious inferiority issues, not my problem, I will gladly beat you about anytime.


we have beaten the nazi on our own here. go learn some history. our nation was divided then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_P ... ration_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_Weiss_%281943%29

i bow to you oh glorious superior england. lmao. odi jebi ovce na pašnjake zelene.
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:22 pm

Simonov wrote:
we have beaten the nazi on our own here. go learn some history. our nation was divided then.

i bow to you oh glorious superior england. lmao. odi jebi ovce na pašnjake zelene.


Sure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-r_kgaBYhk

Watch this.

What I find fascinating is the propoganda messages delivered throughout it.

Your nation has been divided and conquered more than the avearge dutch hooker has

You have no nation, merely a beaten, bruised whore of a land.

I pity you, and this is the crux to why you resort to extreme measures such as communism.

Poor poor siminov, never had a chance. :wink:
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Postby Simonov on Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:29 pm

Norse wrote:
Simonov wrote:
we have beaten the nazi on our own here. go learn some history. our nation was divided then.

i bow to you oh glorious superior england. lmao. odi jebi ovce na pašnjake zelene.


Sure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-r_kgaBYhk

Watch this.

What I find fascinating is the propoganda messages delivered throughout it.

Your nation has been divided and conquered more than the avearge dutch hooker has

You have no nation, merely a beaten, bruised whore of a land.

I pity you, and this is the crux to why you resort to extreme measures such as communism.

Poor poor siminov, never had a chance. :wink:


you englishmen always sided with chetniks. look who are your allies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRdgJ4V0QXc

comparing NDH and today Croatia isn't only ridiculous it's a sign of complete ignorance.
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:37 pm

I tell you this, you fucking ignorant peice of shit, we had to intervene (the british armed forces) to protect the ethnic albanians against you savage, slav's.

one of my mates, being in the army, has fought in both the iraqi and bosnian war, and he tells me that the croats/yugoslavians were the dirtiest, smelliest, animalistic parasites he has ever met and killed.

I shook his hand for every slav he killed. I was shaking his hand for quite a while.

Dirt must be cleansed.
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