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Postby 2dimes on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:57 pm

Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:58 pm

cawck mongler wrote:
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cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


Flame Wars ^ that way. You don't seem to understand the concept of cleanliness, even in the most basic sense. Why in hell sleep in bodily excretions when it's not necessary? And before you say sex is tiring, get the hell over it, it's not a lot of effort to clean up.


How's cum unclean exactly? Oh thats right, you don't even know what sex is, for you are 8. Okay, enjoy your power rangers fag.


. . . Can you ever argue without resorting to attacks on my age or ending your posts with insults? Obviously you feel differently, but I would rather not fall asleep covered in skeet and sweat. :?


So you're telling me, you'll have sex, then tell the girl you think its gross and that you want to change the sheets? Seriously that is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard, even the nerdiest fewhale ever would have afterthoughts.


I like how you presume what I'm going to say and then insult me for it. :roll:

But yes, the idea remains the same. I wouldn't say "gross", but there's definitely a need to clean up a bit. If a black light is put on a certain motel sheet and it shows that it's covered in excretions too, who would still choose to sleep on it? Why, when it's not even necessary?
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:59 pm

2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:02 pm

Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?

He was the one that referenced skeet in relation to intercourse before you.
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Postby cawck mongler on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:03 pm

Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


Flame Wars ^ that way. You don't seem to understand the concept of cleanliness, even in the most basic sense. Why in hell sleep in bodily excretions when it's not necessary? And before you say sex is tiring, get the hell over it, it's not a lot of effort to clean up.


How's cum unclean exactly? Oh thats right, you don't even know what sex is, for you are 8. Okay, enjoy your power rangers fag.


. . . Can you ever argue without resorting to attacks on my age or ending your posts with insults? Obviously you feel differently, but I would rather not fall asleep covered in skeet and sweat. :?


So you're telling me, you'll have sex, then tell the girl you think its gross and that you want to change the sheets? Seriously that is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard, even the nerdiest fewhale ever would have afterthoughts.


I like how you presume what I'm going to say and then insult me for it. :roll:

But yes, the idea remains the same. I wouldn't say "gross", but there's definitely a need to clean up a bit. If a black light is put on a certain motel sheet and it shows that it's covered in excretions too, who would still choose to sleep on it? Why, when it's not even necessary?


You shower when you wake up dumbass, its not like it'd even matter. If the hotel was super cheap I'd sleep in it. Think about it, you touch your cum all the time, there's no difference between touching it for a minute and touching it for 5 minutes, your just some little faggot who's never had a dog, go get a dog and see if you're still a wussy faggot.
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:03 pm

2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?

He was the one that referenced skeet in relation to intercourse before you.


He said "shat."
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:07 pm

Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?

He was the one that referenced skeet in relation to intercourse before you.


He said "shat."

Correct.
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:08 pm

You shower when you wake up dumbass, its not like it'd even matter. If the hotel was super cheap I'd sleep in it. Think about it, you touch your cum all the time, there's no difference between touching it for a minute and touching it for 5 minutes, your just some little faggot who's never had a dog, go get a dog and see if you're still a wussy faggot.


With all your experience on the subject, :roll: surely you've heard that cleaning up after sex (not 7 hours after) helps prevent STIs?

You just don't make any sense...
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:10 pm

2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?

He was the one that referenced skeet in relation to intercourse before you.


He said "shat."

Correct.


... and what does that have to do with skeet?
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Postby XenHu on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:10 pm

Arbustos wrote:STIs


Sexually Transmitted Intelligence?

:?


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Postby GreecePwns on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:11 pm

XenHu wrote:
Arbustos wrote:STIs


Sexually Transmitted Intelligence?

:?

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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:13 pm

Sexually-transmitted infection. It's replacing STD as the correct term, but whatever, same thing.
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Postby Serbia on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:14 pm

I was going to go with sexually transmitted idyosyncracies...
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:16 pm

Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?

He was the one that referenced skeet in relation to intercourse before you.


He said "shat."

Correct.


... and what does that have to do with skeet?

They are synonyms.
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Postby XenHu on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:16 pm

Arbustos wrote:Sexually-transmitted infection. It's replacing STD as the correct term, but whatever, same thing.


Really? That's interesting.

I wonder why they decided to change the term.

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Postby 2dimes on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:18 pm

XenHu wrote:
Arbustos wrote:Sexually-transmitted infection. It's replacing STD as the correct term, but whatever, same thing.


Really? That's interesting.

I wonder why they decided to change the term.

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They are not the same.

Herpes is an STI while Aquired Imunodificiancey Disease is an STD.
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Postby kendoh99 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:19 pm

Arbustos wrote:
You shower when you wake up dumbass, its not like it'd even matter. If the hotel was super cheap I'd sleep in it. Think about it, you touch your cum all the time, there's no difference between touching it for a minute and touching it for 5 minutes, your just some little faggot who's never had a dog, go get a dog and see if you're still a wussy faggot.


With all your experience on the subject, :roll: surely you've heard that cleaning up after sex (not 7 hours after) helps prevent STIs?

You just don't make any sense...


what sti's do you catch from sleeping in a wet patch?
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:20 pm

2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?

He was the one that referenced skeet in relation to intercourse before you.


He said "shat."

Correct.


... and what does that have to do with skeet?

They are synonyms.


Alright, you've got me confused.
Skeet= cum
Shat= past tense of sh*t

???
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:21 pm

Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?

He was the one that referenced skeet in relation to intercourse before you.


He said "shat."

Correct.


... and what does that have to do with skeet?

They are synonyms.


Alright, you've got me confused.
Skeet= cum
Shat= past tense of sh*t

???

Incorrect.
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:21 pm

2dimes wrote:
XenHu wrote:
Arbustos wrote:Sexually-transmitted infection. It's replacing STD as the correct term, but whatever, same thing.


Really? That's interesting.

I wonder why they decided to change the term.

-X
They are not the same.

Herpes is an STI while Aquired Imunodificiancey Disease is an STD.


Meh, they mentioned it at a sex-ed seminar. I wasn't really paying attention.
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:22 pm

2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:Arbustos, you should stop by the free clinic after being with Ron.


What the hell?

He was the one that referenced skeet in relation to intercourse before you.


He said "shat."

Correct.


... and what does that have to do with skeet?

They are synonyms.


Alright, you've got me confused.
Skeet= cum
Shat= past tense of sh*t

???

Incorrect.


OK... you're just toying with me, I get it, but please elucidate. :wink:
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:29 pm

National Lampoon creating dialoge for Dean Wormer wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
XenHu wrote:
Arbustos wrote:Sexually-transmitted infection. It's replacing STD as the correct term, but whatever, same thing.


Really? That's interesting.

I wonder why they decided to change the term.

-X
They are not the same.

Herpes is an STI while Aquired Imunodificiancey Disease is an STD.


Meh, they mentioned it at a sex-ed seminar. I wasn't really paying attention.


Drunk fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.


You should pay attention, information like this can come in handy.

Skeet is most definatly not semen, it's feces.
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:33 pm

2dimes wrote:
National Lampoon creating dialoge for Dean Wormer wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
XenHu wrote:
Arbustos wrote:Sexually-transmitted infection. It's replacing STD as the correct term, but whatever, same thing.


Really? That's interesting.

I wonder why they decided to change the term.

-X
They are not the same.

Herpes is an STI while Aquired Imunodificiancey Disease is an STD.


Meh, they mentioned it at a sex-ed seminar. I wasn't really paying attention.


Drunk fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.


You should pay attention, information like this can come in handy.

Skeet is most definatly not semen, it's feces.


OK, I paid attention during the rest of it, but that part was more a conversation between a student and the presenter.

And everyone I've ever met (with the exception of you) and on other parts of teh internetz, skeet is most definitely cum... is everything I know a lie?!

:?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:37 pm

Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
National Lampoon creating dialoge for Dean Wormer wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
2dimes wrote:
XenHu wrote:
Arbustos wrote:Sexually-transmitted infection. It's replacing STD as the correct term, but whatever, same thing.


Really? That's interesting.

I wonder why they decided to change the term.

-X
They are not the same.

Herpes is an STI while Aquired Imunodificiancey Disease is an STD.


Meh, they mentioned it at a sex-ed seminar. I wasn't really paying attention.


Drunk fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.


You should pay attention, information like this can come in handy.

Skeet is most definatly not semen, it's feces.


OK, I paid attention during the rest of it, but that part was more a conversation between a student and the presenter.

And everyone I've ever met (with the exception of you) and on other parts of teh internetz, skeet is most definitely cum... is everything I know a lie?!

:?

It's possible, I'm going to post a link regarding Yeehaw now.
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:42 pm

kendoh99 wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
You shower when you wake up dumbass, its not like it'd even matter. If the hotel was super cheap I'd sleep in it. Think about it, you touch your cum all the time, there's no difference between touching it for a minute and touching it for 5 minutes, your just some little faggot who's never had a dog, go get a dog and see if you're still a wussy faggot.


With all your experience on the subject, :roll: surely you've heard that cleaning up after sex (not 7 hours after) helps prevent STIs?

You just don't make any sense...


what sti's do you catch from sleeping in a wet patch?


OK, just did some research to stop from making an ass of myself:

STI's can be transmitted by skin-to-skin contact. I imagine lying in emissions would increase your risk of acquiring one this way.

I was talking about general cleaning up afterwards anyways.

Wash your genitals with soap and water and urinate soon after you have sex. This may help clean away some germs before they have a chance to infect you.

-http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/common/sexinfections/sti/165.html

If I'm completely wrong, someone please tell me how, don't just insult me (cough*cawck*cough). I want to learn! :wink:
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