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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:32 pm

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GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

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wait how old are you?


I'm only 12, genius.
then no... :)
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:33 pm

Nephilim wrote:my my, clapper, i can't believe you started this thread for any other reason besides getting some sick perverted shit going on here.

you are much nastier than i thought :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL and thats a bad thing? ;)
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:38 pm

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GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

-GG-
wait how old are you?


I'm only 12, genius.
then no... :)


. . . holy crap did you actually believe that? AHAHAHAHA!! What 12 year old who's out banging people would actually spend their time in the middle of the summer in the middle of the day on Conquer Club (no offense to the CC!)

No I'm 20 and in college. I have a regular bang buddy and I went to the gyno for him. I just wanna know just how bad of an idea the 'love doctor' would think if I took a risque ride on that pile of beautiful man meat.
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:39 pm

GOLEM, you are soo cool. :)
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:40 pm

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clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
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GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

-GG-
wait how old are you?


I'm only 12, genius.
then no... :)


. . . holy crap did you actually believe that? AHAHAHAHA!! What 12 year old who's out banging people would actually spend their time in the middle of the summer in the middle of the day on Conquer Club (no offense to the CC!)

No I'm 20 and in college. I have a regular bang buddy and I went to the gyno for him. I just wanna know just how bad of an idea the 'love doctor' would think if I took a risque ride on that pile of beautiful man meat.



I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:40 pm

Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool. :)


if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways :wink:
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:41 pm

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I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao


hell did I LOOK 12?
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:42 pm

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Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool. :)


if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways :wink:


Wouldn't want it any other way. :D
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:43 pm

Norse wrote:
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Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool. :)


if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways :wink:


Wouldn't want it any other way. :D


YAY!! Party at my house! RAEP TIEM for all!!!
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:53 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
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I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao


hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL :roll:
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:55 pm

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b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:59 pm

clapper011 wrote:
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I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao


hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL :roll:


ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:18 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
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I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao


hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL :roll:


ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!


I ADVISE you to relax and enjoy
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:42 pm

clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao


hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL :roll:


ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!


I ADVISE you to relax and enjoy


. . . truely unhelpful thanks, but I suppose that I am what I is and what happens, happens. I still have my coat hangers just in case :D
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:43 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao


hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL :roll:


ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!


I ADVISE you to relax and enjoy


. . . truely unhelpful thanks, but I suppose that I am what I is and what happens, happens. I still have my coat hangers just in case :D


oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm ;)
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:08 pm

Sex was never supposed to be nice and relaxing!

It's a mean, rough, sweaty infusion of anger and fluids!
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:00 pm

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oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm ;)


. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to destroy it is to pop it with a wire or a untangled coat hanger or so the old wives tale goes.
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:03 pm

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oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm ;)


. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to destroy it is to pop it with a wire or a untangled coat hanger or so the old wives tale goes.


lol, I thought you were about to suggest that you were going pull the unborn fetus out for a second...

Maybe a morning after pill will do the trick though....that way you can use your coathanger to hang up your clothes.
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:05 pm

Norse wrote:
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oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm ;)


. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to destroy it is to pop it with a wire or a untangled coat hanger or so the old wives tale goes.


lol, I thought you were about to suggest that you were going pull the unborn fetus out for a second...

Maybe a morning after pill will do the trick though....that way you can use your coathanger to hang up your clothes.


or I could talk to the creepy man behind the alley way that likes to poke around in women's cooches . . . is that you?
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:08 pm

......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:09 pm

Norse wrote:......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack


:-s
btw, you spelled whispers wrong
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:14 pm

Norse wrote:......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack
mack? As in mack truck?
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:23 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
Norse wrote:......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack
mack? As in mack truck?


Stop playing games sweety, I'm stood out in this dark ally way, wearing only my mack (large jacket) and waiting for some fun raep teim with someone.
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:41 pm

oh brother...would the 2 of you get a room already ;) :P
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:50 am

clapper, did you anticipate no one would ask you seriously for advice, or, at least publicly? or no?
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