After you give a girl a hickey.

[duday53]

yeah man, it was horrible when I was 12 and I wasnt allowed past the neck...

But by age 13 I was screwing all the filthy hoes up their asses....natural progression...neck.....tits......pussy.....ass.......facial!!

Evoloution.

?i thought it was a different order but i guess not.


And i dont think most ladies like being called filthy hoes

[n8freeman]

im going to have to agree with duday here

[Optimus Prime]

The fact that this thread is in existence really disgusts me. Show some respect fellas. Honestly.

[n8freeman]

The only constructive advice that I can offer you here is to get her to cover you in lovebites (neck, face, arms, all exposed areas of skin, etc). Then when her mother tries to talk with you, she'll be on the moral lowground, because she'll be forced to concede that her daughter has made you look a lot more 'slag-tagged' than her. Not to mention that the sight of all those hickeys will be somewhat offputting for her.

To summarise: You get lovebites, her mum gets awkward, your girlfriend wants to bring her hot friend along next time you're spending an evening in together; everyone's a winner.

I guarantee it.

lol, hilarious

that might actually work though


unless she has no hot friends, then its all downhill from there





but wenever ur asked to talk to a gf's parent, ur basically screwed, unless the chick is the rebel type and hates her parents anyway

[Norse]

And i dont think most ladies like being called filthy hoes

Well, the filthy hoes I bring back love bein called it....they love it when I shout abuse at them and slap them about whilst thrusting my love hammer into all of their orifices hard.

[hulmey]

i think Rev is lying anyway. Who would kiss a boy who wears a glove and thinks its coolll?!?!!?

[Dancing Mustard]

And i dont think most ladies like being called filthy hoes

Well, the filthy hoes I bring back love bein called it....they love it when I shout abuse at them and slap them about whilst thrusting my love hammer into all of their orifices hard.

Dear Kyle,
It appears that Norse has already pre-empted me in explaining my 'plan b'. If your 'special friends' mother is able to keep a straight-face and attempts to conduct a sensible conversation with you (what with you being covered in love-bites), then you should definitely run with Norse's humble suggestion (Mother or daughter will probably work equally well). It's audacious, and probably a little bit desperate, but I'm confident in its chances of success.

Summary: If mother = still angry even with you covered in hickeys, then bone mother. After all, what have you got to lose?

[Norse]

And i dont think most ladies like being called filthy hoes

Well, the filthy hoes I bring back love bein called it....they love it when I shout abuse at them and slap them about whilst thrusting my love hammer into all of their orifices hard.

Dear Kyle,
It appears that Norse has already pre-empted me in explaining my 'plan b'. If your 'special friends' mother is able to keep a straight-face and attempts to conduct a sensible conversation with you (what with you being covered in love-bites), then you should definitely run with Norse's humble suggestion (Mother or daughter will probably work equally well). It's audacious, and probably a little bit desperate, but I'm confident in its chances of success.

Summary: If mother = still angry even with you covered in hickeys, then bone mother. After all, what have you got to lose?

Absoloutley..


If there's one thing i've learnt about women, its that they love being treated like shit.

[heavycola]

is a hickey, what we call a love bite. that disgusting bite on the neck and suck. they look hanging, sooooo common. stop it right now Kyle, move on to something better or instead of the neck do it on her tit or her arse.

why would I suck her arse, that just doesn't sound pleasant. Also, the neck is a preferred part, because it turns me on turning them on and that worked real well, she started breathing harder etc.

I did get a little on the tit, but didn't really want to get into that.

I think i just spooged a little

[Ronaldinho]

I had a convo like that once rev, ive got it saved:


Jamie:
will you suck my dick

Girl:
yes, be there soon baby.



and thats basicly it.

[gimil]

Jamie:
will you suck my dick

Girl:
yes, be there soon baby.

bet you wish it was that easy in real live.

p.s. we share a name

[clapper011]

lmao norse where do you pick your women up from?.....

[Telvannia]

I had a convo like that once rev, ive got it saved:


Jamie:
will you suck my dick

Girl:
yes, be there soon baby.



and thats basicly it.

The bit he forgot to tell us was him being arrested and thrown in jail for grooming kids over the internet

[reverend_kyle]

i think Rev is lying anyway. Who would kiss a boy who wears a glove and thinks its coolll?!?!!?

I wear a glove?

edit: I just realized that you are too retarded to know what a shocker is.

[reverend_kyle]

Rev theres a skill to doing it that doesnt leave a mark. I suggest learning it

p.s you should never look forward to "talking" with the parents. It NEVER turns out as you planned.

Before you know it teh mum has you in a full nelson while het dad drop kicks you. The aunt come in a pins you for the 3 count.

I have, but she's got a very sensitive neck I guess. Oddly enough she snuck out from being grounded to hang with me today, and I couldn't even find the hickey she had to point out the slight discolorations.. apparently yesterday it was much bigger.

[reverend_kyle]

is a hickey, what we call a love bite. that disgusting bite on the neck and suck. they look hanging, sooooo common. stop it right now Kyle, move on to something better or instead of the neck do it on her tit or her arse.

why would I suck her arse, that just doesn't sound pleasant. Also, the neck is a preferred part, because it turns me on turning them on and that worked real well, she started breathing harder etc.

I did get a little on the tit, but didn't really want to get into that.

I think i just spooged a little

lmfao.

[hulmey]

ok - edit: who would kiss a boy wearing a shocker

And yes i didnt know what a shocker is because i might not be from the same country as you...Thank fucking God

[reverend_kyle]

ok - edit: who would kiss a boy wearing a shocker

And yes i didnt know what a shocker is because i might not be from the same country as you...Thank fucking God

So far I've seen canadians and people from the U.K. reference it. Clearly they are from the same country as me.


Also, I do intend to give her the shocker, and I"m not the one in my avatar. You must feel STOOOPID!

[flashleg8]

ok - edit: who would kiss a boy wearing a shocker

And yes i didnt know what a shocker is because i might not be from the same country as you...Thank fucking God

So far I've seen canadians and people from the U.K. reference it. Clearly they are from the same country as me.

Yes, I can confirm females have two orifices in close proximity in Scotland also.
Perhaps its just because the OP has more experience with the male version where less fingers are required?

[reverend_kyle]

ok - edit: who would kiss a boy wearing a shocker

And yes i didnt know what a shocker is because i might not be from the same country as you...Thank fucking God

So far I've seen canadians and people from the U.K. reference it. Clearly they are from the same country as me.

Yes, I can confirm females have two orifices in close proximity in Scotland also.
Perhaps its just because the OP has more experience with the male version where less fingers are required?

perhaps. Or maybe girls in malta don't have 2 orifices in close proximity.

[flashleg8]

For the love of God - would you quite sticking your fingers in my nose humley!

[DAZMCFC]

Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.

Ill ref it

lets face it, it`s the only ring kyle will be getting into any time soon.

[reverend_kyle]

Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.

Ill ref it

lets face it, it`s the only ring kyle with getting into any time soon.

what?

[chessplaya]

hi kyle


go to bed !

[DAZMCFC]

Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.

Ill ref it

lets face it, it`s the only ring kyle will be getting into any time soon.

thats what i meant.