Kanye West Provides Details of Presidential Bid

by **riskllama** on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:39 am

what's the good word on the campaign song, saxi?

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:33 pm

Kanye just held his first campaign rally in Charleston, South Carolina --- and apparently was his own security!

Unlike Joe Biden who has to get his 70 year-old wife to protect him from Bernie Sanders supporters!

During the raucous rally - frequently interrupted by cheers - Kanye affirmed his belief in Jesus Christ as the Savior of Man, his opposition to abortion and his support for America First.

by **riskllama** on Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:22 pm

this is still a joke thread, right?

by **mookiemcgee** on Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:40 pm

riskllama wrote:this is still a joke thread, right?

It was never a joke thread

by **riskllama** on Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:47 pm

you sure?

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:21 am

One of Kanye's campaign promises is that he'll give a million dollars to every woman who craps out a baby and that he will make marijuana free for everyone. He has also announced that his party is the Birthday Party.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/kanye-w ... d=71869069

Since Democrats just vote for whomever promises them the most free stuff, he seems to have a real chance at siphoning votes from geriatric Biden. Biden may have to respond by offering to legalize Ecstasy and giving a brick of gold from Fort Knox to everyone who graduates 8th grade.

by **riskllama** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:32 am

fall of an empire is right... :-s

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:38 am

riskllama wrote:fall of an empire is right...

Fortunately, Emperor Trajan is going to beat Dumb-Dumb Joe Nero.

by **mookiemcgee** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:54 am

saxitoxin wrote:One of Kanye's campaign promises is that he'll give a million dollars to every woman who craps out a baby and that he will make marijuana free for everyone. He has also announced that his party is the Birthday Party.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/kanye-w ... d=71869069

Since Democrats just vote for whomever promises them the most free stuff, he seems to have a real chance at siphoning votes from geriatric Biden. Biden may have to respond by offering to legalize Ecstasy and giving a brick of gold from Fort Knox to everyone who graduates 8th grade.

The hipsters are gonna want bitcoin not gold, but otherwise it sounds like a platinum selling platform.

by **riskllama** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:55 am

rutger hauer is running now, too?

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 7:03 pm

https://babylonbee.com/news/kanye-west-drops-out-of-race-after-elon-musk-offers-to-make-him-king-of-mars

by **riskllama** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 7:30 pm

Dukasaur wrote:https://babylonbee.com/news/kanye-west-drops-out-of-race-after-elon-musk-offers-to-make-him-king-of-mars

probly for the best... :roll:

. then again, could he do any worse?

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:03 am

riskllama wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:https://babylonbee.com/news/kanye-west-drops-out-of-race-after-elon-musk-offers-to-make-him-king-of-mars

probly for the best... . then again, could he do any worse?

He could always try to become President of Pluto. That's a lot worse!

by **mookiemcgee** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 11:37 am

Dukasaur wrote:
riskllama wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:https://babylonbee.com/news/kanye-west-drops-out-of-race-after-elon-musk-offers-to-make-him-king-of-mars

probly for the best... . then again, could he do any worse?

He could always try to become President of Pluto. That's a lot worse!

I believe the folks at disney already promised that spot to snoop dog