I drank him under the table

[Phobia]

Yes Joe, why you on a world domination based website when you do not play world domination. Please, go away, along with your multis.

[kwanton]

The1exile. Me and you are officially enemies.
You wait pal, if I see you walking the streets of London Town my fists will be a blur.
You`ll be crying on the pavement after meeting Joe Beevers

LMFAO, god you are funny as f*ck.

No he's not. He's just a dumbass multi looking for attention. He's not clever. He can't come up with anything funny. He's a blight on our forums. End.

[JoeBeevers]

how can there be regulars at a new place?
can you answer this yet

It was a new place to me.
I`d never been in this boozer before, it was obvious who the regulars are. I spend half my life in pubs so I know these things

[JoeBeevers]

The1exile. Me and you are officially enemies.
You wait pal, if I see you walking the streets of London Town my fists will be a blur.
You`ll be crying on the pavement after meeting Joe Beevers

LMFAO, god you are funny as f*ck.

No he's not. He's just a dumbass multi looking for attention. He's not clever. He can't come up with anything funny. He's a blight on our forums. End.

You wait pal, you just wait.
I`m flying to New York in a week. I`ll meet you in Central Park for a punch up

[dustn64]

how can there be regulars at a new place?
can you answer this yet

It was a new place to me.
I`d never been in this boozer before, it was obvious who the regulars are. I spend half my life in pubs so I know these things

Your an idiot

[dwightschrute]

The1exile. Me and you are officially enemies.
You wait pal, if I see you walking the streets of London Town my fists will be a blur.
You`ll be crying on the pavement after meeting Joe Beevers

LMFAO, god you are funny as f*ck.

No he's not. He's just a dumbass multi looking for attention. He's not clever. He can't come up with anything funny. He's a blight on our forums. End.

You wait pal, you just wait.
I`m flying to New York in a week. I`ll meet you in Central Park for a punch up

kwanton you should meet him cmon.

[Phobia]

http://www.joe.beevers.justgotowned.com/

[kwanton]

The1exile. Me and you are officially enemies.
You wait pal, if I see you walking the streets of London Town my fists will be a blur.
You`ll be crying on the pavement after meeting Joe Beevers

LMFAO, god you are funny as f*ck.

No he's not. He's just a dumbass multi looking for attention. He's not clever. He can't come up with anything funny. He's a blight on our forums. End.

You wait pal, you just wait.
I`m flying to New York in a week. I`ll meet you in Central Park for a punch up

No your not. Just shut up. Every single thing you've said has been total bullshit. You come to this site hoping to troll and get a few laughs? Congrats you've failed. Your currently the stupidest thing on this site (note: thing not person) so I guess that's one thing to be proud of.

[diddle]

Joe, i speak for the whole of CC when i say this.....f*ck Off

[JoeBeevers]

No one tells me where to go.
I`m staying here.
In fact, when I buy this place I`ll ban all those who`ve badmouthed me.
That`ll sort the wheat from the chaff

[kwanton]

No one tells me where to go.
I`m staying here.
In fact, when I buy this place I`ll ban all those who`ve badmouthed me.
That`ll sort the wheat from the chaff

Can anything but bullshit come out of your mouth? Just curious.

[diddle]

No one tells me where to go.
I`m staying here.
In fact, when I buy this place I`ll ban all those who`ve badmouthed me.
That`ll sort the wheat from the chaff

i stick by what i said, leave now

[sam_levi_11]

personally i find u sad........go get a life

[JoeBeevers]

I`m off to the pub.
I`ll be back later, probably with a blonde slapper in tow

[diddle]

I`m off to the pub.
I`ll be back later, probably with a blonde slapper in tow

what did i tell you about taking little children home, you shouldn't do it

[Ronaldinho]

Joe, i speak for the whole of CC when i say this.....f*ck Off

You dont speak for me bitch, shh your noice, you goaty fish blower, remember to say " i speak for CC, bar Ronaldinho who owns everyone anyway"



that should of been the choice of words. asspirate.

[sam_levi_11]

I`m off to the pub.
I`ll be back later, probably with a slapper in tow

what did i tell you about taking little children home, you shouldn't do it

lol, yeah, leave my little sister alone you paedo

[heavycola]

This morning I fancied some beer, I told her indoors to do the housework and I told her I was off down the pub.
I went to a new place off the Bethnal Green Rd, a spit n sawdust kind of boozer called "The Captains Arms"
I walked in, told the Landlord "Pint of Stella mate", grabbed my pint and sat down.
As I sat there reading the paper a big bloke walked over. He was about 6 foot 7 (my height), big thick neck, tattoo of a cobweb on his face, scar across his cheek, and a long curly perm.
"You the great poker player Joe Beevers?" he said
"Yeah thats me, I`ll gamble on anything" I said
"Good, I want a drinking competition, we both put 50 grand on the table, winner takes all. The most pints of beer drunk wins, loser under the table"
"Allright" I said, "Lets do it"
I still had the money I won yesterday on me, so I stuck 50K in £50 notes on the pub table, he took out the same from his bag he had slung on his shoulder.
"Landlord, keep the pints coming" I roared
After 15 minutes I had drunk 6 pints of Stella, I was merely getting my thirst up. The big bloke was struggling, he was on his 4th and sweat was running off him.
"Ha, you can`t drink. I`m the king around here" I said to him, he grunted and downed his pint.
I had another 4 pints in quick succession, this was becoming a cakewalk for me. He was breathing funny, and gagging by now.
I drank 5 more pints in 10 minutes, making it 15 for me, he was on his 7th.
All of a sudden he opened his mouth and spewed a pint all over the floor, I laughed and carried on with my 16th pint.
He looked at me then, and slowly got on the floor and crawled under the table.
"I win this one pal" I shouted, "100 grand to me"
I picked up the money, and peered under the table. He was shaking like a girl, I said to him "Anytime you want another drinking competition I`ll be ready for you. Don`t forget Joe Beevers can`t be outdrunk by anyone. Ever"
I walked out the pub to applause, all the regulars were clapping me, they`d never seen such an impressive drinker.
I got in the house just as her indoors finished cooking my Steak n Chips.
"Oi love" I told her. "Get me some Daddies sauce, tonight I`m celebrating the easiest 50K I`ve ever earnt"..

only the 16 pints? hendon must be getting soft

[diddle]

Joe, i speak for the whole of CC when i say this.....f*ck Off

You dont speak for me bitch, shh your noice, you goaty fish blower, remember to say " i speak for CC, bar Ronaldinho who owns everyone anyway"



that should of been the choice of words. asspirate.

fine, you can try and put up with this git, but we shouldn't have to

[Aegnor]

Beevers is funny. The people who get pissed at him are hilarious.

[UCAbears]

Tonight I`m drinking more beer.
I told her indoors to go down the offie and get me 48 tins of Stella.
I`m drinking them one after the other as I type.
I throw the empty tins in the corner of the room, her indoors has to do her duty and clear them up.
I already told her tonight if she starts moaning then she gets binned for a newer model

what a queer

[unriggable]

Will this little bitch ever shut up?

[luns101]

Joe Beevers, you certainly are an interesting fellow. You really should have your own reality show. If you can get half of the people on tv to hate you as the people here on CC, I would definitely watch your so-called adventures.

[Anarchy Ninja]

Perhaps he could write a book, 'The Zany Adventures of Joe Beevers' then he would have no more reasons to bother us with this trite tosh because the majority of us are sick of his idiocy.

[kwanton]

Perhaps he could write a book, 'The Zany Adventures of Joe Beevers' then he would have no more reasons to bother us with this trite tosh because the majority of us are sick of his idiocy.

Seconded.