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What do you prefer?

 
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:59 pm

unriggable wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?


Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal


anal AKA UP the wrong-un!!
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Postby Norse on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:15 pm

unriggable wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?


Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal



dude, 'up the wrong-un' maybe?
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Postby riggable on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:28 pm

kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy :)
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Postby Serbia on Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:46 pm

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kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy :)


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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:03 pm

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Postby s.xkitten on Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:47 pm

your what? :shock:
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Postby b.k. barunt on Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:03 pm

The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.
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Postby Ronaldinho on Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:08 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.



I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it
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Postby hecter on Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:11 pm

Ronaldinho wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.



I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Ron Jeremy could pull that off!
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Postby Ronaldinho on Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:13 pm

hecter wrote:
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b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.



I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Ron Jeremy could pull that off!





I tried it, and it al but snapped, lol. :wink:
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Postby lduke1990 on Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:25 pm

Ron ur a sick f*ck.

Anal is the best for me, but my current girlfriend won't give it up, any suggestions
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Postby b.k. barunt on Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:31 pm

Grease her up good, and then, whilst doing it in the missionary position (doggie style she might expect it), it's simply a matter of - oops . . . voila!
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Postby Dmunster on Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:39 pm

Ass to mouth... dry. Now that takes commitment... or a couple of xanax. :wink:
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Postby Norse on Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:15 am

b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.


I would hazard a guess at both, like mutual masturbation.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:41 am

i will not divulge in what kind of sex i have with my wife, but norse is in love with 3 things pompey(portsmouth fc to all americans), his right palm and his left palm.
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Postby Norse on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:49 am

Fair post, I won't divulge in what sex I have with your wife either.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby Ronaldinho on Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:53 am

Norse wrote:Fair post, I won't divulge in what sex I have with your wife either.



Me neither, bit explicit. She one rough hoe.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:21 am

And i won't divulge that i was hiding in the closet with my camcorder.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:24 am

Dmunster wrote:Ass to mouth... dry. Now that takes commitment... or a couple of xanax. :wink:
Xanax is for pussies, but i do like a lot of baby lotion.
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Postby Hitman079 on Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:57 pm

i'm not exactly sure what the first 3 positions look like..i THINK i know what missionary looks like, but not cowgirl or doggy-style.
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Postby lduke1990 on Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:00 pm

doggy is where ur behind her, but giving it to her pussy, cow girl is where she is on top
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Postby Stopper on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:31 pm

Hitman079 wrote:i'm not exactly sure what the first 3 positions look like..i THINK i know what missionary looks like, but not cowgirl or doggy-style.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:31 am

Educate and inform? Let's see you do it like that - you're going to get the poor kid injured.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:44 am

well done norse and ronnie. lmao. also bk can you send me a video or dvd. :roll:
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Postby b.k. barunt on Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:54 am

They're expensive.
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