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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby BoganGod on Thu Jul 06, 2017 8:09 am

Thorthoth wrote:
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:I have a nasty habit of being regularly fisted by life or some unknown 3rd party, possibly God.

God, BoganGod mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaa. You love the salt & citric acid sprinkle I mix into the chilli oil. Who is a naughty boy? Who is a naughty boy? DDS is a naughty, naughty, naughty boy.

Probably just Sym doing God drag, and stopping by for some tea and sodomy on the way to one of his vogueing balls.

you uncouth trog. Tea enema prior to sodomy, get with the program. The tannin in the tea helps tighten the colon walls. Tea is a lot less acidic than wine, though something to be said for a wine enema. The concept of getting fucked up, getting ready to be fucked is an amusing one.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:18 pm

PepeTheFrog wrote:Hey guys,

I'm 12 years old and my family is very religious. Could all of the homosexuals of this forum please announce yourselves in this thread so I can block you? Thanks!


1. If religion is Islam - Totes kewl. In fact you could be stoned if others find out you only tried to block them in a gaming forum.

2. If religion is Christianity- Please identify a couple values your religion encourages that prompts you to publicly pre-empt certain people from potentially talking to you in the future based 9n what makes their sexual organ tingle the hardest.

3. If religion is troll, it would help to understand the concepts you seem to prioritize over everything else.

4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Woodruff on Fri Jul 07, 2017 4:54 pm

Phatscotty wrote:4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.


You just can't get over me can you, Phatscotty. It must be true love!
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jul 07, 2017 5:16 pm

Hmm, Scotty vs Woodruff, that takes me back:

the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Jul 07, 2017 5:44 pm

Original post speaks volumes. The truth is simple. Agents of hate need are so enveloped with hatred that when there isn't any hate out there, they pretend they are the people oppressing themselves in order to maintain victim status. Sadder still it may be all post-modernists know how to do. They have actually made the horrors of victimhood desirable! At least they still are unaware just how badly they give themselves away as phonies, hence being so easy to spot. Remain eternally vigilant against ALL Nazi wannabes in all their socialist forms!

Remember this fact - 20th century socialism is responsible for more human deaths and suffering than all religious war by all religions combined since the beginning of time.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jul 07, 2017 5:57 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Remain eternally vigilant against ALL Nazi wannabes in all their socialist forms!


Why not in it's Right wing Nationalist form- the kind it's most well-known for? Are you planning another Night of the Long Knives?

Anyway are you arguing that you're the T-rex or the Triceratops? I'm inclined toward the T-rex as you. You're certainly upset when you meet someone who has horns.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:19 pm

So, pepe would even block Freddie Mercury?

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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:51 pm

Nah man, he never said anything about bisexuals.

Who alerted Woodruff of that post? That was some quick response time. If Dominos could get employees like him they could offer pizza in 30 minutes again.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:11 pm

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Phatscotty wrote:4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.


You just can't get over me can you, Phatscotty. It must be true love!



Woodruff, it would be so cool if just once in a while you came on here for some reason that has nothing to do with Phatscotty. You know, like converse with some of the rest of us.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:13 pm

Or bring us some pizza.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:15 pm

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Phatscotty wrote:4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.


You just can't get over me can you, Phatscotty. It must be true love!



Woodruff, it would be so cool if just once in a while you came on here for some reason that has nothing to do with Phatscotty. You know, like converse with some of the rest of us.


OOOPS.... 30 seconds later I discovered a new post by Woodie in the Star Trek vs Star Wars thread.

Okay...:)
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby BoganGod on Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:17 am

Woody, has a woody for the fat of scotty?
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Woodruff on Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:51 pm

Phatscotty wrote:The truth is simple. Agents of hate need are so enveloped with hatred that when there isn't any hate out there, they pretend they are the people oppressing themselves in order to maintain victim status.


It's really mean of you to talk about Christians like that.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Woodruff on Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:52 pm

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Phatscotty wrote:Remain eternally vigilant against ALL Nazi wannabes in all their socialist forms!


Why not in it's Right wing Nationalist form- the kind it's most well-known for?


Because that's Phatscotty's side - you can't expect him to have the self-awareness to be able to handle that, do you?
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Woodruff on Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:52 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
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Phatscotty wrote:4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.


You just can't get over me can you, Phatscotty. It must be true love!


Woodruff, it would be so cool if just once in a while you came on here for some reason that has nothing to do with Phatscotty. You know, like converse with some of the rest of us.


Who are you?
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:10 pm

Woodruff wrote:
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Phatscotty wrote:4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.


You just can't get over me can you, Phatscotty. It must be true love!


Woodruff, it would be so cool if just once in a while you came on here for some reason that has nothing to do with Phatscotty. You know, like converse with some of the rest of us.


Who are you?


That's how long you've been away.

Sadly, I can't point to any of our earlier conversations, because they're recently purged the forums and most of the old threads are gone...:(
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Thorthoth on Sat Jul 08, 2017 10:54 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.


You just can't get over me can you, Phatscotty. It must be true love!


Woodruff, it would be so cool if just once in a while you came on here for some reason that has nothing to do with Phatscotty. You know, like converse with some of the rest of us.


Who are you?


That's how long you've been away.

Sadly, I can't point to any of our earlier conversations, because they're recently purged the forums and most of the old threads are gone...:(

Seriously, Duk who purged the forum and why?!. You must know the real story. C'mon spill the beans.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:32 am

Thorthoth wrote:Seriously, Duk who purged the forum and why?!. You must know the real story. C'mon spill the beans.

Don't know with 100% certainty, but I'm 95% certain it's a simple matter of storage space. We've outstripped the storage capacity of the server, and with CC losing money, there's no way anyone's upgrading the server any more. Remember a couple weeks ago when we lost half a day's data in all the games? That was a simple matter of no more room on the server. Since the game matters and the forums are a frill, the forums are being trimmed to make sure the game, at least, remains viable.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:39 am

It eliminated the risk of someone bumping a VT Marik post about his cat.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:47 am

How long before CC is dead?
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:49 am

warmonger1981 wrote:How long before CC is dead?


About five years...




















































After it started.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby BoganGod on Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:57 am

2dimes wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:How long before CC is dead?


About five years...




















































After it started.

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There. Very Clever.
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Woodruff on Sun Jul 09, 2017 2:03 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.


You just can't get over me can you, Phatscotty. It must be true love!


Woodruff, it would be so cool if just once in a while you came on here for some reason that has nothing to do with Phatscotty. You know, like converse with some of the rest of us.


Who are you?


That's how long you've been away.

Sadly, I can't point to any of our earlier conversations, because they're recently purged the forums and most of the old threads are gone...:(


Oh come on, man - it was a joke! You're the Canadian commie truck-driver, right?

You're one of the very few people on this site that I hold in great respect, because you can intelligently talk about conservative viewpoints as well as liberal viewpoints.

Which does bring up the question...why'd they purge the fora - just to save some space?
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Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:15 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:4. If Pimpdave or Woodruff... Supposed to be getting wiser with age. Trying to be leader of the non-thinkers and memorize n repeaters doesn't count for wisdom points, but if this is the best you can do, dang, sucks to be you.


You just can't get over me can you, Phatscotty. It must be true love!


Woodruff, it would be so cool if just once in a while you came on here for some reason that has nothing to do with Phatscotty. You know, like converse with some of the rest of us.


Who are you?


That's how long you've been away.

Sadly, I can't point to any of our earlier conversations, because they're recently purged the forums and most of the old threads are gone...:(


Oh come on, man - it was a joke! You're the Canadian commie truck-driver, right?

Close enough. Do people really think I'm a Commie just because I want to see the bankers and their funny money hanged from lamp-posts? I thought that was a pretty conservative position, actually.
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You're one of the very few people on this site that I hold in great respect, because you can intelligently talk about conservative viewpoints as well as liberal viewpoints.

Wow, high praise! Thank you.

Which does bring up the question...why'd they purge the fora - just to save some space?

Seems that way. I wish they would have told me in advance. I realise 99% of it was garbage, but there were some really great threads that I would have liked to save if I'd had the chance. All in all, a sad day for CC.
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