BoganGod wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Metsfanmax wrote:Woodruff wrote:Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.
True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.
It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.
I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?
2 Trolls, 1 Cup.
This comment dookysnore, you almost won the internet. The God of Bogans is pleased with your progress.
