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Postby reverend_kyle on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:01 pm

wicked wrote:Hey Ank....

Confucious Say...Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.


reverend_kyle wrote:
wicked wrote:Interestingly enough, it is attributed to both men, plus a few more, but it apparently has it's roots in the Bible, so we're both right and wrong. ;-)

It's been attributed to many persons, but seems to have its roots in the Bible:

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt . -- George Eliot
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.-- Abraham Lincoln (also attr. Confucius)
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding. -- Bible, 'Proverbs' 17:28.



Hey anarkists dream I have a quote for you.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt . -- George Eliot


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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:01 pm

Confucious say "Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up."
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:55 pm

wicked wrote:Interestingly enough, it is attributed to both men, plus a few more, but it apparently has it's roots in the Bible, so we're both right and wrong. ;-)

It's been attributed to many persons, but seems to have its roots in the Bible:

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt . -- George Eliot
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.-- Abraham Lincoln (also attr. Confucius)
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding. -- Bible, 'Proverbs' 17:28.


So in other words you're both wrong. There case closed.
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:58 pm

wicked wrote:aaah, when I read UCA's posts it reminds me of that Mark Twain quote...

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

You're living art UCA.


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Postby Iliad on Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:46 am

You're laughing at yourself.

Well fucking done.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:10 am

Iliad wrote:You're laughing at yourself.

It's a valuable life skill. I commend him for it.
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Postby Iliad on Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:14 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Iliad wrote:You're laughing at yourself.

It's a valuable life skill. I commend him for it.

Having a sense of humour and being able to laugh if you are the victim of a joke or prank is commendable.

Trying to debate with someone and then just laughing instead of doing something isn't
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Postby Nephilim on Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:55 am

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Postby wicked on Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:54 pm

Holy hell, the saga continues.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/11/teen.s ... index.html

You Georgians need to cause some noise over this. This is utterly ridiculous IMO.
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:34 pm

America is mad. Period.
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Postby The1exile on Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:33 pm

MeDeFe wrote:America is mad. Full stop.
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:32 pm

Iliad wrote:You're laughing at yourself.

Well fucking done.


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Re: Get a BJ? Go to jail.

Postby Huckleberryhound on Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:17 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
wicked wrote:17 y.o. guy got a BJ from a 15 y.o. girl and goes to jail for 10 years. :shock: Yeah, it's old news, but still unbelievable. If he would've had sex with her instead, he wouldn't be in jail now. And I thought NC was backwards... GA takes the cake! :roll:

http://www.wral.com/news/national_world ... y/1475538/


Oklahoma laws are even worse...

A tip from an anonymous caller had the swat team bust down a couples door while they were having sex. Since it wasn't missionary position sex, they were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior...

The worst part... The tip was wrong, and the couple had nothing to do with any drug related activities...


Maybe the tip off was

"There's this couple next door doin it, and he's licking her crack :-s
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:20 pm

wicked wrote:Holy hell, the saga continues.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/11/teen.s ... index.html

You Georgians need to cause some noise over this. This is utterly ridiculous IMO.


In my country, any sexual act with a minor, from an adult (17 would be adult here) is statutory rape.
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Postby wiggybowler on Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:33 pm

wicked wrote:Hey Ank....

Confucious Say...Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.


Conucious Say...Rape no good. Woman can run faster with skirt up than man with pants down.

Sorry i couldn't resist
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:00 am

Wilson's attorney, B.J. Bernstein, said her client would not accept a proposed plea bargain that would get him out of prison because it would require Wilson to plead guilty to a felony.


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Re: Get a BJ? Go to jail.

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:23 am

Huckleberryhound wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
wicked wrote:17 y.o. guy got a BJ from a 15 y.o. girl and goes to jail for 10 years. :shock: Yeah, it's old news, but still unbelievable. If he would've had sex with her instead, he wouldn't be in jail now. And I thought NC was backwards... GA takes the cake! :roll:

http://www.wral.com/news/national_world ... y/1475538/


Oklahoma laws are even worse...

A tip from an anonymous caller had the swat team bust down a couples door while they were having sex. Since it wasn't missionary position sex, they were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior...

The worst part... The tip was wrong, and the couple had nothing to do with any drug related activities...


Maybe the tip off was

"There's this couple next door doin it, and he's licking her crack :-s

You know, that could actually be it.
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:30 pm

i sense that we're not talking about
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:50 pm

No we're not.
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