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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:05 pm

I am making Irish Soda Bread for an upcoming St. Patty's Day party I am having. The ingredients are the following:

  • 4 cups whole wheat flour
  • 1 cup bread flour
  • 1/3 cup rolled oats
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 1/2 cups buttermilk


This creates a 9-10 ounce yield.

How many cups of buttermilk would I need to cook a 27 ounce yield of Irish Soda Bread?
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:10 pm

This is hilarious

fav. color :lol:????
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Postby Warrior987 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:13 pm

Grey!
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:15 pm

dude these are ? s for johnnyrotten :lol:
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Postby Warrior987 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:16 pm

OH SHIT!!!!! LMAO I just realized that! :roll: sry guys!

Now I know why he was so pissy!
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:18 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:I am making Irish Soda Bread for an upcoming St. Patty's Day party I am having. The ingredients are the following:

  • 4 cups whole wheat flour
  • 1 cup bread flour
  • 1/3 cup rolled oats
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 1/2 cups buttermilk

This creates a 9-10 ounce yield.

How many cups of buttermilk would I need to cook a 27 ounce yield of Irish Soda Bread?

7 to 7 1/2.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:18 pm

Vincent M wrote:This is hilarious

fav. color :lol:????

Red. And black. And terracotta and blue.
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:20 pm

fav. sport :?:
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Postby AAFitz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:20 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:Could we get a mod over here to sort this tard out?

pushing the limits of number 2 answer?
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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:21 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:I am making Irish Soda Bread for an upcoming St. Patty's Day party I am having. The ingredients are the following:

  • 4 cups whole wheat flour
  • 1 cup bread flour
  • 1/3 cup rolled oats
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 1/2 cups buttermilk

This creates a 9-10 ounce yield.

How many cups of buttermilk would I need to cook a 27 ounce yield of Irish Soda Bread?

7 to 7 1/2.


Wrong answer, it was a trick question.


The correct answer would have been "Men don't cook".
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:21 pm

AAFitz wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:Could we get a mod over here to sort this tard out?

pushing the limits of number 2 answer?


HAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:22 pm

Vincent M wrote:fav. sport :?:

Football.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:22 pm

AAFitz wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:Could we get a mod over here to sort this tard out?

pushing the limits of number 2 answer?

Nope.
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:23 pm

Explain your Username :?:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:24 pm

Vincent M wrote:Explain your Username :?:

Sex Pistols fan.
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:24 pm

fav. hobby
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:25 pm

Vincent M wrote:fav. hobby

Football.
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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:26 pm

Goal weight.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:27 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Goal weight.

*shrugs* About 10 1/2 stone I guess.
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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:31 pm

You're walking down the lane and you see a 20-ish gorgeous brunette in a window being nailed by your best friend.

Do you
    A. Interrupt and try and get in on the action.

    B. Cry yourself to sleep.

    C. Furiously masturbate.
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:34 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:You're walking down the lane and you see a 20-ish gorgeous brunette in a window being nailed by your best friend.

Do you
    A. Interrupt and try and get in on the action.

    B. Cry yourself to sleep.

    C. Furiously masturbate.

:lol: :lol: :lol: * DIEING * :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:35 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:You're walking down the lane and you see a 20-ish gorgeous brunette in a window being nailed by your best friend.

Do you
    A. Interrupt and try and get in on the action.

    B. Cry yourself to sleep.

    C. Furiously masturbate.

D. Moon in the window.
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Postby Xayath on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:37 pm

E. Get a better looking 19ish Well endowed Redhead and bang her in front of said friend
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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:38 pm

It's your birthday, and you're give 500 dollars, American.

What do you do with it?
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:39 pm

Xayath wrote:E. Get a better looking 19ish Well endowed Redhead and bang her in front of said friend

Redhead? I'll take blonde thanks.
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