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Postby kingwaffles on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:33 pm

I'm not saying it doesn't require skill I'm just saying that real footbal requires much more. And also I do see that it's more than a bunch of overwight guys running aorund with a ball I just like to joke around about it.
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:38 pm

samyrana wrote:THOSE WHO THINK THE GAME DOESN'T NEED ANY SKILL LEVEL IT'S OBIOUS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE GAME

P.D. IS MUCH MORE THAN A BUNCH OF OVERWEIGHT GUYS CARRYNG A BALL DOWN THE FIELD



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Postby rocksolid on Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:39 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:It's really just bastardised rugby.


Isn't rugby just bastardized soccer? Dude got frustrated with kicking it all the time, picked it up and ran with it?

Problem with football: too many rules and you can't explain it to someone who doesn't speak your language inside 30 seconds. I've watched a thousand games and I still don't know all the rules. Any sport with 11 refs on the field...it's a sport that could only exist in countries with huge civil services and lots of government agencies where you have to fill out forms.

Virtue of soccer: No hands! Get ball there! You, that team! = explained.
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Postby mattywuh on Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:28 pm

My summary of my American Football experience... A Superbowl a year or two back.

Watching the game - rules being explained to me. Slowly beginning to understand how the teams score, what their aims are etc etc. The score is pretty even and in fairly low numbers.

I go to get a drink.

One team suddenly has 10 times more points than the other??? In the space of 5 minutes!

At this point I give up trying to understand and just watch for the violence :)
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Postby samyrana on Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:33 pm

thats what i am talking about it's becouse tou don't understand it at first it look borring to me also
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Postby areyouincahoots on Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:38 pm

I absolutely love AM football, and I don't know why. I can't get into soccer, either...I've tried to watch some games, but there isn't enough scoring for me! There is a lot of skill in AM football, or everyone would be able to do it...and those guys aren't overweight...they're in better shape than you are, I'd be willing to bet. Those guys are heavy, but very little of it is fat. I don't like to watch soccer, and I still don't speak badly about it...please have the same courtesy.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:06 am

areyouincahoots wrote:I absolutely love AM football, and I don't know why. I can't get into soccer, either...I've tried to watch some games, but there isn't enough scoring for me! There is a lot of skill in AM football, or everyone would be able to do it...and those guys aren't overweight...they're in better shape than you are, I'd be willing to bet. Those guys are heavy, but very little of it is fat. I don't like to watch soccer, and I still don't speak badly about it...please have the same courtesy.

I wouldn't have a problem with it if it wasn't referred to as football...
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Postby mattywuh on Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:09 am

samyrana wrote:thats what i am talking about it's becouse tou don't understand it at first it look borring to me also


I never found the violence boring!!

(I think as johnny says most people get more annoyed with the name than the actual game.)
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Postby Alexwales93 on Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:18 am

Chelsea F.C.!
Quadruble coming to Stamford Bridge!
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Postby Titanic on Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:43 am

< - Newcastle United

Gotta beat Chelsea today, as St. James! Cmon you Toon! Howay the lads!
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Postby derfderf34 on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:20 am

I LOVE the Packers

I also like the Bengals, Saints, and Seattle
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Postby alex_white101 on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:33 am

Titanic wrote:< - Newcastle United

Gotta beat Chelsea today, as St. James! Cmon you Toon! Howay the lads!


twas a draw i think wasnt it? :D go newcastle!
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:34 am

just look at the avvy and sig. enough said.
oh and btw i agree with johnny about max the munich fucker and i bet he does not live near manchester as well as diddle and ronnie.
american, the redskins i watch out for their scores since the early eighties.
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Postby Titanic on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:09 am

alex_white101 wrote:
Titanic wrote:< - Newcastle United

Gotta beat Chelsea today, as St. James! Cmon you Toon! Howay the lads!


twas a draw i think wasnt it? :D go newcastle!


Yes, woot! We had chances to win...but a draw does me fine. Almost in top half again, cant wait till next season when Owens back.
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Postby Sammy gags on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:50 am

Titans
I grew up playing soccer, but moved into football as I got older. In soccer you can be athletic & just excel on the field, but for football you need more. You need discipline, endurance, upper & lower body strength, speed, to be able to see what will happen in the next 2 seconds, & vision. Football practice on the track has taught me that running 2 miles is much easier than running 15 100 meter sprints with a 40 second break inbetween each. So where as soccer is constant, people pace themselves, but in football when you are on the field it is a constant sprint with obstacles.
...but we did steal the name football from soccer
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Postby Titanic on Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:24 pm

Sammy gags wrote:Titans
I grew up playing soccer, but moved into football as I got older. In soccer you can be athletic & just excel on the field, but for football you need more. You need discipline, endurance, upper & lower body strength, speed, to be able to see what will happen in the next 2 seconds, & vision. Football practice on the track has taught me that running 2 miles is much easier than running 15 100 meter sprints with a 40 second break inbetween each. So where as soccer is constant, people pace themselves, but in football when you are on the field it is a constant sprint with obstacles.
...but we did steal the name football from soccer


Football (the real one) does not need speed? Or upper or lower body strength? Or Endurance? Or discipline? or vision? Are you sure you actually played football?

Speed - most strikers need it, ie. henry, bellamy agbonlahor
Strength - everybody needs, especially defenders - keane, shearer, rio
Endurance - Probably the most improtant aspect, running almost constantly for 45 minutes(twice) with a quick break is very very hard. The fitter team can easily win even if they are not as good. Pretty much all top league strikers are very fit, so no need to name anyone.
Discipline - definately needed, especially defending - off side trap, running out on free kicks, man marking, zonal marking, defending crosses/corners/free kicks. ie. terry, cannovaro, schmeichal.
Vision - especially important for attacking midfielders who are playing attacking passes or through balls. strikers need it to lose defenders and create openings. ie. carrick, ronaldinho, gerrard

Also, football requires much more fitness then AM football. You get a 5 minute break after everytime someone throws a ball. That is not demanding or exhausting.
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Postby diddle on Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:30 pm

Titanic wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:Titans
I grew up playing soccer, but moved into football as I got older. In soccer you can be athletic & just excel on the field, but for football you need more. You need discipline, endurance, upper & lower body strength, speed, to be able to see what will happen in the next 2 seconds, & vision. Football practice on the track has taught me that running 2 miles is much easier than running 15 100 meter sprints with a 40 second break inbetween each. So where as soccer is constant, people pace themselves, but in football when you are on the field it is a constant sprint with obstacles.
...but we did steal the name football from soccer


Football (the real one) does not need speed? Or upper or lower body strength? Or Endurance? Or discipline? or vision? Are you sure you actually played football?

Speed - most strikers need it, ie. henry, bellamy agbonlahor
Strength - everybody needs, especially defenders - keane, shearer, rio
Endurance - Probably the most improtant aspect, running almost constantly for 45 minutes(twice) with a quick break is very very hard. The fitter team can easily win even if they are not as good. Pretty much all top league strikers are very fit, so no need to name anyone.
Discipline - definately needed, especially defending - off side trap, running out on free kicks, man marking, zonal marking, defending crosses/corners/free kicks. ie. terry, cannovaro, schmeichal.
Vision - especially important for attacking midfielders who are playing attacking passes or through balls. strikers need it to lose defenders and create openings. ie. carrick, ronaldinho, gerrard

Also, football requires much more fitness then AM football. You get a 5 minute break after everytime someone throws a ball. That is not demanding or exhausting.


man utd for the treble..... don't know why i quoted the previous message
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Postby Titanic on Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:07 pm

Lol, lmao. I hope they get the treble. You owe us so much for screwing Chelsea over today.
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Postby Sammy gags on Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:33 pm

Strength-soccer players do not have to move 300 lb men or try to plow over piles of people
Discipline-if somebody goes to the wrong spot it probably won't hurt their score
Vision-Doesn't lose defenders. It is what a runningback uses to find the best hole on sweeps

After each down there is a 40 second period where the play is picked & the formation is set, if you do not do it in these 40 seconds it is a penalty. Like I said, I learned from being on the track & experience that it is harder to run 15 100 meter sprints than to run 2 miles
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Postby dwightschrute on Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:36 pm

derfderf34 wrote:I LOVE the Packers

I also like the Bengals, Saints, and Seattle
GO BEARS
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Postby Marvaddin on Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:00 pm

Marvaddin wrote:Clube Atlético Mineiro (soccer team, of course)
Its in 2nd division this year... anyway...
GAAAAAAAAAAAALLLÔÔÔÔÔÔÔ!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAALLLÔÔÔÔÔÔÔ!!!!


Just to say, after this 1 year bump, we are back to the main division, after winning the 2nd one last year :D
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:02 pm

GO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby dwightschrute on Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:03 pm

jnd94 wrote:GO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAAAAAAAA :D
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Postby plysprtz on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:04 pm

the packers man you got to give brett farve credit this is his last year and its his breakout year everyone knows it
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Postby millej11 on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:07 pm

dwightschrute wrote:
derfderf34 wrote:I LOVE the Packers

I also like the Bengals, Saints, and Seattle
GO BEARS

I LOVE the Packers
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