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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:23 pm

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Didn't she win X-factor and then went bonkers, and now is the most popular super star in the world? Man, her voice gives me tingles down my spine! Remember when she first sung on X-factor and all the judges were completely taken aside from themselves and Simon cried?


You were obviously infatuated with her cleavage and never saw her face.


I think she was great in x factor too. But we all know it s just because of those tits.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Lance Thrust on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:43 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby DaGip on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:55 pm

betiko wrote:
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Didn't she win X-factor and then went bonkers, and now is the most popular super star in the world? Man, her voice gives me tingles down my spine! Remember when she first sung on X-factor and all the judges were completely taken aside from themselves and Simon cried?


You were obviously infatuated with her cleavage and never saw her face.


I think she was great in x factor too. But we all know it s just because of those tits.


Those freakin' Scottish Biscuits!

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Lance Thrust on Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:26 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby DaGip on Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:26 pm

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That could be some college guy's ass...
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:23 pm

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That could be some college guy's ass...


He's got a nice college guy's ass. That's for sure.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Sackett58 on Thu May 01, 2014 4:49 pm

Just for Andy. We can appreciate the older dames.

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Lance Thrust on Thu May 01, 2014 6:49 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby 2dimes on Thu May 01, 2014 8:27 pm

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That guy seems to have nice tits.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby betiko on Thu May 01, 2014 9:19 pm

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That guy seems to have nice tits.


Even angela merkel looked better that this tramp :sick:
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby DaGip on Thu May 01, 2014 10:17 pm

betiko wrote:
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That guy seems to have nice tits.


Even angela merkel looked better that this tramp :sick:


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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Lance Thrust on Thu May 01, 2014 11:02 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Sackett58 on Thu May 01, 2014 11:38 pm

DaGip wrote:
betiko wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
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That guy seems to have nice tits.


Even angela merkel looked better that this tramp :sick:


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Man, that was Jean Harlow. She was considered a sex goddess of the 1930's before she died at the age of 26.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby 2dimes on Thu May 01, 2014 11:42 pm

My guess is it was a simpler time, when if a guy had a nice rack and put on make up other guys got a boner. Kind of like the nineties I suppose.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby xtratabasco on Fri May 02, 2014 12:22 am

since most all of you people here at CC love all the minorites that you feel are being victimized like the NBA players and stuff, and dont forget the guys that love guys, how come you dont complain that your missing all those man-titties here?

sounds like your hypocrits and racisists and homophobes.

I dont go with menonmen, but you all do.


do show and share all that manlove stuff you love. dont be biggoted on that.


be fair.


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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Fri May 02, 2014 1:25 am

xtratabasco wrote:since most all of you people here at CC love all the minorites that you feel are being victimized like the NBA players and stuff, and dont forget the guys that love guys, how come you dont complain that your missing all those man-titties here?

sounds like your hypocrits and racisists and homophobes.

I dont go with menonmen, but you all do.


do show and share all that manlove stuff you love. dont be biggoted on that.


be fair.


this message is 110% berry approved


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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Sackett58 on Fri May 02, 2014 8:46 am

Back to old time cleavage.

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby notyou2 on Fri May 02, 2014 12:27 pm

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I would think those would get in the way of typing on the keyboard if her laptop were in her lap.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby ManBungalow on Fri May 02, 2014 1:01 pm

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I would think those would get in the way of typing on the keyboard if her laptop were in her lap.

I imagine she types with them, and that important business emails to her boss are like this:

swdaoiswadQa\
ONKIRMJGKinpoiknmjo;pNMIKN
QWADFRFasADW
OPML,Kionmiokunp WFRRDEQ
nioonjknINKLM
qwadwffasxvsvs

That's left boob, right boob, left, right, left, right, left.

Also attached to the email is a picture of her boobs.

Her chauvinistic male employer gave her a pay rise and invited her back to his place for a "game of Monopoly" ;)

Little did she know!



he's actually a Monopoly world champion and has a tiny penis

she quit the job two days later with a lucrative pension plan and never worked (or played Monopoly) again
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby betiko on Fri May 02, 2014 1:54 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
betiko wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
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That guy seems to have nice tits.


Even angela merkel looked better that this tramp :sick:


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Man, that was Jean Harlow. She was considered a sex goddess of the 1930's before she died at the age of 26.


i wouldn't hit on her even after 15 pints

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby betiko on Fri May 02, 2014 1:59 pm

bogan's sister:

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Sackett58 on Fri May 02, 2014 3:24 pm

betiko wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
betiko wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
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That guy seems to have nice tits.


Even angela merkel looked better that this tramp :sick:


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Man, that was Jean Harlow. She was considered a sex goddess of the 1930's before she died at the age of 26.


i wouldn't hit on her even after 15 pints

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Yeah I heard that many a time from when I was in the Air Force. But when the pickings were slim it was amazing how their tune changed even when they were sober. ;)
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby DaGip on Fri May 02, 2014 7:58 pm

betiko wrote:bogan's sister:

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Xtra requested.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby xtratabasco on Fri May 02, 2014 11:40 pm

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Xtra requested.


i just said be fair, cuzz lots of you man man lovers will be calling out discrimination and filing law suits in the land of the free....so keep em coming dagip, to get it right, i think you need a couple dozen more.

enjoy. =D>
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby betiko on Sat May 03, 2014 5:18 am

Real question here; are those real man boobs or is it photoshoped? No way man boobs can be so big.

Now i understand why extra was ranked among the site s best psychos by the way, looks like this guy has issues with about everything.
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