Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[jefjef]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation:The following post by you not only made me vomit in my mouth I almost had to foe you in order to avoid canceling my premium and to overcome the urge to curl up in a fetal position.

EXCUSE ME, I am not wearing any clothes right now.

EXCUSE ME but sometimes I like to wear comfortable clothes, or no clothes at all, when I saunter about the house or even about town. Even if I just go about town in my short-shorts it makes me feel confident in myself and comfortable with who I am. THANK YOU.

[john9blue]

EXCUSE ME but sometimes I like to wear comfortable clothes, or no clothes at all, when I saunter about the house or even about town. Even if I just go about town in my short-shorts it makes me feel confident in myself and comfortable with who I am. THANK YOU.

Blegh...

Also jefjef, whenever I see your avatar I see the chest of a pale-skilled woman with a low cut shirt, instead of a guy's ass. I prefer it that way.

[jefjef]

Also jefjef, whenever I see your avatar I see the chest of a pale-skilled woman with a low cut shirt, instead of a guy's ass. I prefer it that way.

Well 9blue. You need your eyes checked. My avi belongs to...

[Serbia]

Accuser: Serbia
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Being the multi of SnakeySnakey

I just proved it. When you click on saxi's name, it goes to SnakeySnakey. IT OFFICIAL.
And besides, Montreal beat Washington, so anythign is possible.

[jefjef]

Accuser: Serbia
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Being the multi of SnakeySnakey

I just proved it. When you click on saxi's name, it goes to SnakeySnakey. IT OFFICIAL.
And besides, Montreal beat Washington, so anythign is possible.

Naw. SnakeySnakey ratings are too good to be saxi.

[Serbia]

Accuser: Serbia
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Being the multi of SnakeySnakey

I just proved it. When you click on saxi's name, it goes to SnakeySnakey. IT OFFICIAL.
And besides, Montreal beat Washington, so anythign is possible.

Naw. SnakeySnakey ratings are too good to be saxi.

You read my post!!
You no longer hate los Serb??

[saxitoxin]

Accuser: Serbia
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Being the multi of SnakeySnakey

I just proved it. When you click on saxi's name, it goes to SnakeySnakey. IT OFFICIAL.
And besides, Montreal beat Washington, so anythign is possible.

As previously stated, my only multi is colton24.
(see: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=95795&p=2190614&hilit=admit+colton24+saxitoxin#p2190614)

Rejected with extreme prejudice.

[john9blue]

Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: john9blue
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Whenever you use the abbreviation "DDR" I can't help but think of the video game series by Konami, instead of the former German state. I feel your use of the term trivializes the historical gravity of the latter meaning by unconsciously bringing to mind interactive electronic entertainment and dance duels at the arcade. From now on I request that you type out the full name (Deutsche Demokratische Republik) instead of abbreviating.

Thanks, saxitoxin!

[saxitoxin]

Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: john9blue
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Whenever you use the abbreviation "DDR" I can't help but think of the video game series by Konami, instead of the former German state. I feel your use of the term trivializes the historical gravity of the latter meaning by unconsciously bringing to mind interactive electronic entertainment and dance duels at the arcade. From now on I request that you type out the full name (Deutsche Demokratische Republik) instead of abbreviating.

Thanks, saxitoxin!

I have reviewed the complaint.

Whenever you try to talk with two dicks in your mouth I can't help but hear "mmmmfffppph ... hmmmttthfff ... phrrrrhhmph" instead of what it was you were intending to say. From now on I request you don't speak when your mouth is full.

The complaint is dismissed with prejudice.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[notyou2]

Are you sure that's what you heard?

Tzor said it sounded more like mmmmmmm

[john9blue]

Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: john9blue
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Whenever you use the abbreviation "DDR" I can't help but think of the video game series by Konami, instead of the former German state. I feel your use of the term trivializes the historical gravity of the latter meaning by unconsciously bringing to mind interactive electronic entertainment and dance duels at the arcade. From now on I request that you type out the full name (Deutsche Demokratische Republik) instead of abbreviating.

Thanks, saxitoxin!

I have reviewed the complaint.

Whenever you try to talk with two dicks in your mouth I can't help but hear "mmmmfffppph ... hmmmttthfff ... phrrrrhhmph" instead of what it was you were intending to say. From now on I request you don't speak when your mouth is full.

The complaint is dismissed with prejudice.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

Reported for violation of the Rainbow Rule.

[Juan_Bottom]

[saxitoxin]

Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: john9blue
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Whenever you use the abbreviation "DDR" I can't help but think of the video game series by Konami, instead of the former German state. I feel your use of the term trivializes the historical gravity of the latter meaning by unconsciously bringing to mind interactive electronic entertainment and dance duels at the arcade. From now on I request that you type out the full name (Deutsche Demokratische Republik) instead of abbreviating.

Thanks, saxitoxin!

I have reviewed the complaint.

Whenever you try to talk with two dicks in your mouth I can't help but hear "mmmmfffppph ... hmmmttthfff ... phrrrrhhmph" instead of what it was you were intending to say. From now on I request you don't speak when your mouth is full.

The complaint is dismissed with prejudice.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

Reported for violation of the Rainbow Rule.

I have reviewed the complaint.

It is upheld.

Clearly Saxitoxin did not display sound judgment in rejecting homophobia and embracing a spirit of cooperative egalitarianism.

I hereby place myself on a 48-hour ban.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[notyou2]

Thanks a lot john for getting Saxi banned

[Army of GOD]

Who's an asshole?

John's an asshole!

[john9blue]

john9blue hereby refuses to pursue the matter further and relinquishes any obligation for self-punishment he may have brought upon saxitoxin.

[BigBallinStalin]

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[john9blue]

In an effort to redress any past legal misunderstandings (saxi seems especially prone to those) I will endeavor to act as much like saxitoxin as possible for the next 24 hours. I know that I will not be a perfect replacement, but I will try my best.

[jefjef]

In an effort to redress any past legal misunderstandings (saxi seems especially prone to those) I will endeavor to act as much like saxitoxin as possible for the next 24 hours. I know that I will not be a perfect replacement, but I will try my best.

A 48 hour self imposed forum ban will suffice.

[Army of GOD]

Also, I require some 'Adirondack Bear Claw' ice cream (from a local store) with chocolate and caramel sauce and a cherry on top.

Chop chop! *claps twice*

[john9blue]

Hey gang, john here!

I know you all think I owe you one for that lil' mishap, but poor ol' john has done all he can for now. So I thought I'd give you all a friendly reminder: I'm not your bitch!

Thanks gang!

With love,
john9blue
Temporary CC Happiness Ombudsman

[Army of GOD]

Accused: john9blue
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Several accusations.

1.) Getting you, the Almighty saxitoxin, banned.
2.) Not getting me what I asked of him.
3.) Not being as cool as you.
4.) He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses!
5.) Doesn't think that he is our "bitch".

Hopefully you will review the accusation in a serious matter and will ban him from the fora like the pig-scum he is.

Thank you.

[jefjef]

Hey gang, john here!

I know you all think I owe you one for that lil' mishap, but poor ol' john has done all he can for now. So I thought I'd give you all a friendly reminder: I'm not your bitch!

Thanks gang!

With love,
john9blue
Temporary CC Happiness Ombudsman

THIS IS BLASPHEMY! Off with his head!

[john9blue]

Accused: john9blue
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Several accusations.

1.) Getting you, the Almighty saxitoxin, banned.
2.) Not getting me what I asked of him.
3.) Not being as cool as you.
4.) He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses!
5.) Doesn't think that he is our "bitch".

Hopefully you will review the accusation in a serious matter and will ban him from the fora like the pig-scum he is.

Thank you.

As saxitoxin's temporary replacement, I will review this complaint.

1.) Saxi brought the ban upon his poor ol' self I'm afraid. As much as I regret my decision, there is nothing I could have done.
2.) Please refer to my previous post.
3.) Upheld for now.
4.) In the interest of creating a more unified, egalitarian world community, I cannot be held responsible for the crimes of my ancestors.
5.) Please refer to number 2.

The complaints are dismissed without prejudice, with the exception of number three, which I will keep in mind and attempt to correct my behavior in accordance with.

Signed in My Hand,
J9B
GFY

[Army of GOD]

Accused: john9blue
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Several accusations.

1.) Getting you, the Almighty saxitoxin, banned.
2.) Not getting me what I asked of him.
3.) Not being as cool as you.
4.) He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses!
5.) Doesn't think that he is our "bitch".
6.) Impersonating an official adjudicator (punishable by Chinese water-torture)

Hopefully you will review the accusation in a serious matter and will ban him from the fora like the pig-scum he is.

Thank you.

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