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Postby Norse on Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:48 pm

clapper011 wrote:
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Norse wrote:Have you ever considered a move to England? :D

no can't say as I have ;)


Please think about it, I have a large meaty treat waiting for you...

well hun shouldn't this be in the bad girls thread?


Please send me pictures of yourself (preferably nude)

:P
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Postby clapper011 on Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:01 pm

:shock: no! now wheres my whip?
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Postby Norse on Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:08 pm

clapper011 wrote::shock: no! now wheres my whip?


wowl! Thanks for the Pics!

Those perky bossoms look fine, and that ass.......oh that ass... :P

Thanks again for the pictures.
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Postby clapper011 on Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:16 pm

Norse wrote:
clapper011 wrote::shock: no! now wheres my whip?


wowl! Thanks for the Pics!

Those perky bossoms look fine, and that ass.......oh that ass... :P

Thanks again for the pictures.
:lol: ROFLMAO
your welcome? :roll:
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Postby Norse on Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:20 pm

Thanks for the extra supplements...wowl, gettin a bit kinky toward the end of that set of pics....

That was a large dildo you had....


Ive got enough to keep me going for about a week I reckon...I probably wont feel the urge to go out on the pull for a week or so now...

Good stuff, keep it coming! (mind the pun)
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Postby clapper011 on Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:23 pm

Norse wrote:Thanks for the extra supplements...wowl, gettin a bit kinky toward the end of that set of pics....

That was a large dildo you had....


Ive got enough to keep me going for about a week I reckon...I probably wont feel the urge to go out on the pull for a week or so now...

Good stuff, keep it coming! (mind the pun)

ok before anyone else asks.....NO I DID NOT SEND HIM PICTURES..lmfao
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Postby clapper011 on Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:27 pm

norse your trouble you youngin..lmao 8)
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:56 pm

Ummmm. Is Norse allowd to say that in here?? There are minors that read this Norse. Come on, grow up. A real man wouldn't post that crap.
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Postby griffin_slayer on Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:10 pm

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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:58 pm

Great. One of the CC "Jesus freaks" is on a dirty joke rampage, and he only knows one. Must be a Baptist.


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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:53 am

happy2seeyou wrote:Ummmm. Is Norse allowd to say that in here?? There are minors that read this Norse. Come on, grow up. A real man wouldn't post that crap.


Sure, sure....Maybe not any grown man you know, by the sound of it they would have probably had their morale and spirit grinded down so harshly by your quasi-moralic-marshalling, that they wouldnt dare say anything so bold.

Just what the world needs, another little piss-soaked busy body. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:54 am

clapper011 wrote:norse your trouble you youngin..lmao 8)


I sure am.

But that's the way you like it.
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:23 pm

Norse wrote:
clapper011 wrote:norse your trouble you youngin..lmao 8)


I sure am.

But that's the way you like it.

maybe but I'll never admit to it ;)
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:31 pm

clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:
clapper011 wrote:norse your trouble you youngin..lmao 8)


I sure am.

But that's the way you like it.

maybe but I'll never admit to it ;)


well, aren't I lucky that Ive got a good imagination then? :P
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:21 pm

Norse wrote:
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Norse wrote:
clapper011 wrote:norse your trouble you youngin..lmao 8)


I sure am.

But that's the way you like it.

maybe but I'll never admit to it ;)


well, aren't I lucky that Ive got a good imagination then? :P

and it seems to be a vivid one at that
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Postby b.k. barunt on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:50 am

I use to eavesdrop on Norse's imagination, but it started giving me weird dreams so i stopped.
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Postby Norse on Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:02 am

Sure, blame little ol' norse for your bad dreams.

What you forget, is that my imagination is a toned down, sexier version of any other perverted sex-pest.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby clapper011 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:41 am

Norse wrote:Sure, blame little ol' norse for your bad dreams.

What you forget, is that my imagination is a toned down, sexier version of any other perverted sex-pest.

such a romantic! :shock:
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Postby Norse on Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:47 pm

clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:Sure, blame little ol' norse for your bad dreams.

What you forget, is that my imagination is a toned down, sexier version of any other perverted sex-pest.

such a romantic! :shock:


damn right!

When i fell your "female-moisture" on my lips, I can't help but get casanova.
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Postby clapper011 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:07 pm

Norse wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:Sure, blame little ol' norse for your bad dreams.

What you forget, is that my imagination is a toned down, sexier version of any other perverted sex-pest.

such a romantic! :shock:


damn right!

When i fell your "female-moisture" on my lips, I can't help but get casanova.

wow you sure know how to wow the older ladies eh? ;)
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Postby b.k. barunt on Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:30 pm

Older ladies do not generally pursue younger men for their suave sophistication.
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Postby clapper011 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:17 am

b.k. barunt wrote:Older ladies do not generally pursue younger men for their suave sophistication.

lol so true;)
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Postby Norse on Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:02 pm

clapper011 wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:Older ladies do not generally pursue younger men for their suave sophistication.

lol so true;)



oh......

And there was me thinking that I was acting like a slobbering pig.

So tell me, what precisely and graphically is it that a mature, foxy lady goes for in a young stud like me?
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Postby clapper011 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:33 pm

Norse wrote:
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b.k. barunt wrote:Older ladies do not generally pursue younger men for their suave sophistication.

lol so true;)



oh......

And there was me thinking that I was acting like a slobbering pig.

So tell me, what precisely and graphically is it that a mature, foxy lady goes for in a young stud like me?

oh my mistake..I actually was agreeing with B.K on the older women dont pursue younger men....so i missread what b.k meant?
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:48 pm

Norse wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:Older ladies do not generally pursue younger men for their suave sophistication.

lol so true;)



oh......

And there was me thinking that I was acting like a slobbering pig.

So tell me, what precisely and graphically is it that a mature, foxy lady goes for in a young stud like me?


It's the pure sexual energy.
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