Putang: for beginners

[2dimes]

I've never liked rock music.

… and you claim others are ‘uncles’ and you’re some sort of stud?

I see a contradiction.

It's the 21st century Jimcel. I honestly haven't met a bird into that shit for as long as I can remember.

*Sigh* It sucks but, he's right.

It's even rare now days for strippers to get excited about you pulling up in a '70 GTO, to the sound of the exhaust competing with Def Leopard.

[The ram]

Don't let those bullies hurt your feelings and make you quit.

If you can somehow switch gears and actually give Ralf some advice, particularly if that advice, miraculously helps him attract a scantily clad man or woman, especially if they touch his pee pee.

I bet he will be eternally greatfull and possibly even thank you.

I shall persevere regardless of the pain they cause me with their cruel words.

However, this thread is for putang. Ralf will have to think of ways to entice men, himself. Besides, ralf is so far beyond help that he's contemplating becoming Muslim. Nobody that is happy in life or has had a bit pussy in the last 10 years would entertain such self restricting nonsense. He's possibly dabbled in a homosexual orgy and now feels he must attain for his illness by devoting his life to Allah. Which really is the lesser of two evils. Go ralf, allah akbar

[2dimes]

I'm not into either, but that seems like a really close race there.

[jimboston]

I've never liked rock music.

… and you claim others are ‘uncles’ and you’re some sort of stud?

I see a contradiction.

It's the 21st century Jimcel. I honestly haven't met a bird into that shit for as long as I can remember.

Your definition of ‘rock music’ is obviously very limited.

[DirtyDishSoap]

It's hard not to find someone not into rock music. The hell do you even listen to?

[Dukasaur]

It's hard not to find someone not into rock music. The hell do you even listen to?

It's easy to find people not into rock. It's equally easy to tell them to go blow a goat.

If you don't rock, I don't need you in my life.

[KoolBak]

[DirtyDishSoap]

It's hard not to find someone not into rock music. The hell do you even listen to?

It's easy to find people not into rock. It's equally easy to tell them to go blow a goat.

If you don't rock, I don't need you in my life.

You win this thread.

[The ram]

It's hard not to find someone not into rock music. The hell do you even listen to?

It's easy to find people not into rock. It's equally easy to tell them to go blow a goat.

If you don't rock, I don't need you in my life.

You win this thread.

Jeez helping these incels is going to be harder than I thought. Unless the North American use of the words rock music means something else than it does to the British. Rock music to me is shit like iron maiden, Metallica etc.

[DirtyDishSoap]

So you don't like Iron Maiden, Metallica, etc?

I can see why you find french kissing weird.

[jimboston]

Heavy Metal is a sub-genre of Rock.

Elvis was the King… but bands like Maneskin and Mother Mother are more current bands that play Rock.

Many rap songs “rock” as does a lot of my 90’s College Music stuff.

[saxitoxin]

I listen to power metal! Here's BLIND GUARDIAN playing NIGHTFALL! I've never seen them live - they're on my list! I have to hurry, though, because they could literally die or retire at any moment.

[riskllama]

I listen to power and symphonic metal! Here's BLIND GUARDIAN playing NIGHTFALL! I've never seen them live - they're on my list! I have to hurry, though, because they could literally die or retire at any moment.

[saxitoxin]

I listen to power and symphonic metal! Here's BLIND GUARDIAN playing NIGHTFALL! I've never seen them live - they're on my list! I have to hurry, though, because they could literally die or retire at any moment.

[mookiemcgee]

I only listen to REAL rock music

[saxitoxin]

I only listen to REAL rock music

Do you mostly listen to that in your van while taking the kids to soccer practice? Or after a spa day with the gals?

[mookiemcgee]

I only listen to REAL rock music

Do you mostly listen to that in your van while taking the kids to soccer practice? Or after a spa day with the gals?

Close... mostly trying to lure kids into the van with candy since i don't have any of my own yet.

[KoolBak]

Don't try with my boys Mook....they are both well armed

Seen Metallica, AC/DC, Robert Plant...etc

NEED TO SEE

[2dimes]

Focus people. That wasn't ralf driving the van. I suspect when Mookie wrote "kids" he meant college girls and "candy" is probably proseco with peach schnapps.

[bigtoughralf]

If I was driving the van it would probably have a sauna in the back so that I could detox on the go.

[2dimes]

Do you like GTOs?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Do you like GTOs?

The f*ck you trying to say?

[KoolBak]

Guess he likes classic Pontiacs ..

[DirtyDishSoap]

Gross.

Shoot him

[KoolBak]

I DID just pick up a pair of 1911s I'd like to test out ..