Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[jefjef]

Accused: Jonesthecurl
Accuser: Pimpdave
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: In the thread which Woodruff helped create, Who Should Self-Permaban: Woodruff or Saxi?, Jonesthecurl suggests that the merciless multiple hacking of Saxitoxin's account has been fabricated. I would like a full inquiry made into Jonesthecurl's history of allegiance to the Rainbow Rule as well as any recruitment efforts made by the Gang of Five to contract him as a double agent. This must be done to protect the integrity of the forthcoming T&A usergroup, of which Jonesthecurl could possibly one day be a member.

As the unofficial spokesperson for the gang of five, of which we are not a gang due to foe lists and common dislikes, jones the curl has never been, nor ever will be recruited by the gang of five.

Mainly because it brings this question to mind. Who the hell is jones the curl?

[Woodruff]

Accused: Jonesthecurl
Accuser: Pimpdave
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: In the thread which Woodruff helped create, Who Should Self-Permaban: Woodruff or Saxi?, Jonesthecurl suggests that the merciless multiple hacking of Saxitoxin's account has been fabricated. I would like a full inquiry made into Jonesthecurl's history of allegiance to the Rainbow Rule as well as any recruitment efforts made by the Gang of Five to contract him as a double agent. This must be done to protect the integrity of the forthcoming T&A usergroup, of which Jonesthecurl could possibly one day be a member.

As the unofficial spokesperson for the gang of five, of which we are not a gang due to foe lists and common dislikes, jones the curl has never been, nor ever will be recruited by the gang of five.

Do we even know who is in the Gang of Five any more?

[jefjef]

Accused: Jonesthecurl
Accuser: Pimpdave
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: In the thread which Woodruff helped create, Who Should Self-Permaban: Woodruff or Saxi?, Jonesthecurl suggests that the merciless multiple hacking of Saxitoxin's account has been fabricated. I would like a full inquiry made into Jonesthecurl's history of allegiance to the Rainbow Rule as well as any recruitment efforts made by the Gang of Five to contract him as a double agent. This must be done to protect the integrity of the forthcoming T&A usergroup, of which Jonesthecurl could possibly one day be a member.

As the unofficial spokesperson for the gang of five, of which we are not a gang due to foe lists and common dislikes, jones the curl has never been, nor ever will be recruited by the gang of five.

Do we even know who is in the Gang of Five any more?

jefjef - skittles - woodruff - timminz - strife

At times BigBallinStalin had also been rotated into this list.

[b.k. barunt]

Where is Strife? I haven't seen Strife since i got back from my banz.


Honibaz

[Woodruff]

Where is Strife? I haven't seen Strife since i got back from my banz.
Honibaz

He hasn't been around in quite some time. So far as I'm aware, he didn't get banned.

[Serbia]

Am I in the Gang of Five? If not, shouldn't it surely now be the Gang of Six?

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Woodruff
Accuser: Saxitoxin
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I believe Woodruff is the person who is responsible for hacking my account on three separate occasions:

(1) viewtopic.php?f=6&t=93379&hilit=rip+saxitoxin
(2) viewtopic.php?f=8&t=111141&p=2489547&hilit=former+poster+saxitoxin+dead#p2489547
(3) viewtopic.php?f=8&t=115545&p=2562259&hilit=rip+saxitoxin#p2562103

I plan to get to the bottom of this as this behavior is UNACCEPTABLE. Please post any examples of suspicious behavior in which Woodruff has been engaged so I can begin to put together a case.

I have reviewed this case. It is dismissed without prejudice.

Due to a lack of available evidence, Woodruff will not be found culpable for hacking Saxitoxin's account, however, this case may be reopened in the future pending the availability of additional evidence.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Jonesthecurl
Accuser: Pimpdave
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: In the thread which Woodruff helped create, Who Should Self-Permaban: Woodruff or Saxi?, Jonesthecurl suggests that the merciless multiple hacking of Saxitoxin's account has been fabricated. I would like a full inquiry made into Jonesthecurl's history of allegiance to the Rainbow Rule as well as any recruitment efforts made by the Gang of Five to contract him as a double agent. This must be done to protect the integrity of the forthcoming T&A usergroup, of which Jonesthecurl could possibly one day be a member.

I have reviewed this case.

Once again we have a case where both the accused and the accuser must be held to account. Jonesthecurl is, indeed, culpable of the infractions cited, however, Pimpdave is culpable of bringing to this forum a matter that is not an interplayer dispute, which is the only matter this tribunal was convened to consider.

Therefore, both Pimpdave and Jonesthecurl will be given an equal and equitable punishment.

Pimpdave's Punishment - Pimpdave will write a formal acknowledgment of transgression at least 10 words in length and post it in some forum, though it need not necessarily be the ConquerClub forum.

Jonesthecurl's Punishment - Jonesthecurl will permit Pimpdave to impregnate his girlfriend. Jonesthecurl will, thereafter, raise the child as his own until its 18th birthday at which time he will give him or her a bus ticket to any place in the continental U.S. or Canada and a $50 iTunes gift card.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[saxitoxin]

jefjef - skittles - woodruff - timminz - strife

At times BigBallinStalin had also been rotated into this list.

As the person chiefly tormented by the Gang of Five, I can tell you - verily - it consists of:

- jefjef
- skittles!
- Woodruff
- Timminz
- Strife
- BigBallinStalin
- BoganGod
and some others I may be forgetting, but not Serbia, presumably, because the OSYMAT's had their own operation

[Army of GOD]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: The Gang of Five has 7 members in it. This is an outrage and must be dealt with immediately.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: The Gang of Five has 7 members in it. This is an outrage and must be dealt with immediately.

I have reviewed this complaint. It is dismissed with prejudice.

There is no evidence that a membership quota, or ceiling, exists for a Torment-of-User Group (TUG) on ConquerClub. As someone who has been getting a TUG job from the Gang of Five for many months now I can state this with absoluteness in accuracy.

Because this is a frivolous complaint, AOG is hereby ordered to use this avatar for the next 24 hours:



Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[jefjef]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I no longer deserve to be considered as part of the GANG of 5.

A: We do not qualify as a gang.

B: I know longer have you foed.

C: I no longer directly bait or flame you.

D: I bought AoG a discount premium. He had no dice and lost every game for a week, It was FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!

[Army of GOD]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: The Gang of Five has 7 members in it. This is an outrage and must be dealt with immediately.

I have reviewed this complaint. It is dismissed with prejudice.

There is no evidence that a membership quota, or ceiling, exists for a Torment-of-User Group (TUG) on ConquerClub. As someone who has been getting a TUG job from the Gang of Five for many months now I can state this with absoluteness in accuracy.

Because this is a frivolous complaint, AOG is hereby ordered to use this avatar for the next 24 hours:



Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

While I disagree with the ruling, I accept it. =(

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I no longer deserve to be considered as part of the GANG of 5.

A: We do not qualify as a gang.

B: I know longer have you foed.

C: I no longer directly bait or flame you.

D: I bought AoG a discount premium. He had no dice and lost every game for a week, It was FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!

I have reviewed this complaint. It is dismissed without prejudice. Once teams are assigned there's no switching.

However, due to "D", jefjef is hereby given Honorary Non-Membership in the Gang of Five, provided he never foes colton24, for he is precious to me.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[jefjef]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I no longer deserve to be considered as part of the GANG of 5.

A: We do not qualify as a gang.

B: I know longer have you foed.

C: I no longer directly bait or flame you.

D: I bought AoG a discount premium. He had no dice and lost every game for a week, It was FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!

I have reviewed this complaint. It is dismissed without prejudice. Once teams are assigned there's no switching.

However, due to "D", jefjef is hereby given Honorary Non-Membership in the Gang of Five, provided he never foes colton24, for he is precious to me.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

If you check via game finder you will see colton and I have partnered in several Malta games. Won most of em too.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I no longer deserve to be considered as part of the GANG of 5.

A: We do not qualify as a gang.

B: I know longer have you foed.

C: I no longer directly bait or flame you.

D: I bought AoG a discount premium. He had no dice and lost every game for a week, It was FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!

I have reviewed this complaint. It is dismissed without prejudice. Once teams are assigned there's no switching.

However, due to "D", jefjef is hereby given Honorary Non-Membership in the Gang of Five, provided he never foes colton24, for he is precious to me.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

If you check via game finder you will see colton and I have partnered in several Malta games. Won most of em too.

Your status is hereby elevated to Premium Honorary Non-Membership in the Gang of Five.

[BigBallinStalin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: BigBallinStalin (on behalf of cyst of a peridinium ovatum)
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I have recently been informed by the said cyst of a peridinium ovatum, that Saxitoxin has overstayed his welcome in such cyst and must immediately change locations by Wednesday before noon (UTC/GMT +2 hours).

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: BigBallinStalin (on behalf of cyst of a peridinium ovatum)
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I have recently been informed by the said cyst of a peridinium ovatum, that Saxitoxin has overstayed his welcome in such cyst and must immediately change locations by Wednesday before noon (UTC/GMT +2 hours).

I have reviewed the complaint. While the scientific evidence is dubious, the avatar of the complainant is distinguished looking enough that we presume validity. The complaint is upheld and Saxitoxin is ordered to vacate the cyst immediately.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[Serbia]

I SEE YOU.

[Serbia]

The above post was brought to you by The People Of The Sun (see below)

[saxitoxin]

I SEE YOU.

EXCUSE ME, I am not wearing any clothes right now.

[jefjef]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation:The following post by you not only made me vomit in my mouth I almost had to foe you in order to avoid canceling my premium and to overcome the urge to curl up in a fetal position.

EXCUSE ME, I am not wearing any clothes right now.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation:The following post by you not only made me vomit in my mouth I almost had to foe you in order to avoid canceling my premium and to overcome the urge to curl up in a fetal position.

EXCUSE ME, I am not wearing any clothes right now.

EXCUSE ME but sometimes I like to wear comfortable clothes, or no clothes at all, when I saunter about the house or even about town. Even if I just go about town in my short-shorts it makes me feel confident in myself and comfortable with who I am. THANK YOU.

[Juan_Bottom]

No Saxi, Thank you.

[MegasWoman]

That was a visual I really did NOT need to have Saxi....I think i'm going to need therapy now....