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Postby LePetitStella on Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:36 am

billy07 wrote:
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billy07 wrote:well if thats u, its definitely ur tits, oh and i never knew common people were shy?


is this towards me?...
no never heard of u but do u have nice tits?


ive never had any complaints.
Yes, you just got beat by a girl...
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:40 am

s.xkitten wrote:no problem...i can always give you more if you enjoy it that much


Spam me up, sweety.
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:47 am

Norse wrote:
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Norse wrote:You don't look like a geordie cena....you look too chiseled and tanned.


thats coz im not a geordie


Then why in freya's sweet name do you support the tykes?


*sits around realising norse is confuzzled*

I am not a geordie
I do not support barnsley

I am from Redcar
I support middlesbrough

*shoots norse*
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:49 am

Ha!

I knew you'd like that one.
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:50 am

I was like

tykes

is he drunk
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:51 am

I hear that Boro and barnsley have a very friendly relationship

EDIT: And I can't remember if I was drunk.
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:52 am

yes...friendly


could have been worse
ye could have called me a man u fan

that warrents a shooting
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:43 am

billy07 wrote:well if thats u, its definitely ur tits, oh and i never knew common people were shy?

common? oh are we talking about you again billy?
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Postby billy07 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:29 am

since when did geordies come from redcar? ur not a geordie ur a yorkshireman. a geordie comes from tyneside. And middlesbro is`nt a derby match only sunderland v newcastle. Maybe u might just qualify to be called a plastic or pretend geordie. Now stop trying to deceive people smoggy.
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Postby firth4eva on Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:31 am

billy07 wrote:since when did geordies come from redcar? ur not a geordie ur a yorkshireman. a geordie comes from tyneside. And middlesbro is`nt a derby match only sunderland v newcastle. Maybe u might just qualify to be called a plastic or pretend geordie. Now stop trying to deceive people smoggy.


and the south shields team?
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:32 am

whitelighting wrote:Im told i have awsome hair :D


i am but only by emos...other people threaten to attack me with scissors :lol:
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Postby billy07 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:19 pm

south shields is on the river tyne therefore we are geordies but call ourselves sanddancers, and yes wotever clapper. i was making a joke but if u want to get al up tight about it, says it all
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:31 pm

billy07 wrote:south shields is on the river tyne therefore we are geordies but call ourselves sanddancers, and yes wotever clapper. i was making a joke but if u want to get al up tight about it, says it all

no in fact i got you back for it ;) so now whos uptight :P;)
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:32 pm

clpas best thing is her sense of humour and personality...im not after her body at all :lol:
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:40 pm

:oops: :P
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:41 pm

its true

[size=0]*sam takes out the chloroform*

hey clappy
:lol: :lol: [/size]
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:48 pm

uh huh sure sammy ;)
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:49 pm

[size=0]*sam pours the chloroform onto a cloth and goes behind clappy*[/size]

so how are u doing these days
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:53 pm

off topic sugar hehe :oops: :wink:
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:58 pm

do u even read the small print :lol:
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Postby Kal on Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:24 pm

My ass is my best physical feature. It's poppin' in every sngle way. I would even dare to call it ghetto fabulous.

My best non-physical feature is my cunning sense of humour and my witty charm.
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Postby diddle on Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:30 pm

Kal wrote:My ass is my best physical feature. It's poppin' in every sngle way. I would even dare to call it ghetto fabulous.



Prove it :wink:
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:31 pm

diddle wrote:
Kal wrote:My ass is my best physical feature. It's poppin' in every sngle way. I would even dare to call it ghetto fabulous.



Prove it :wink:


Nice one!!!

I only hope that Kal is a female.
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Postby diddle on Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:31 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
diddle wrote:
Kal wrote:My ass is my best physical feature. It's poppin' in every sngle way. I would even dare to call it ghetto fabulous.



Prove it :wink:


Nice one!!!

I only hope that Kal is a female.


haha, i could be in for a naasty suprise :o
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:01 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:do u even read the small print :lol:

what small print? there isnt any..lol
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